Akash
FN Aang
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Post by Akash on Jul 7, 2006 15:10:29 GMT -5
Dear Captain, Oh really? Hmm.... have you tried beating it with a stick until it bleeds to death? -Your beloved Zhao
Dear Zhao, lyk wuteva do u meen?! did u meen di pz now cuz if u did dats not nice. so mi kweshtun now iz y r u so meen?! plz ansur -KaTaRa
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Post by thedudeishere on Jul 7, 2006 19:25:38 GMT -5
Dear Katara,
You are an ******* illiterate moron that deserves to be flayed with flaming daggers and tortured to death.
Sincerely, Zhao.
Dear Zhao,
What are the equations for the theory of everything?
Sincerely, Stephen Hawking
( ;D)
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Akash
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Post by Akash on Jul 8, 2006 11:08:55 GMT -5
Dear Stephen, Why, you have come to the right person! *puts on half-moon spectales* ...alright. I point you to my blackboard. The first one is *blah blah blah writes all over the board with equations* and that's "everything." Now where's my Avatar... Love, Zhao ¢¾
Dearest Zhao, Roses are red, violets are blue. Everyone loves me and no one loves you. -Princess Zuko
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Post by kolibri [thread killer] on Jul 8, 2006 11:55:07 GMT -5
Dear Zuko, I have sent you a little 'present' from the spirit world. I hope you know how to keep a straight face. -Zhao --------------------- Dear Zhao, You really suck at planning. You cost us our jobs and now we're security detail. Again. Loser. -Yu Yan archers
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Zink
Ty Lee
"Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love." 1 John 4:8
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Post by Zink on Jul 8, 2006 20:11:20 GMT -5
Yu Yan Archers, It was your faults, morons. If not for you, I would have capture the Avatar AND Zuko and wouldn't have died. I intend to file charges. See you in court, LOSERS. -Zhao. ------------------------------ Dear Zhao, I totally PWN you in Firebending. You SUCK. Just thought I'd remind you. -Jeong Jeong.
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shrike
Avatar Yangchen
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Post by shrike on Jul 9, 2006 2:56:53 GMT -5
Dear Jeong Jeong I do not suck! You're just a simple savage and I'm an admiral! Anyway, you're a boring firebending instructor. Who needs self-control? -Zhao --------------
Dear Zhao I told you the Yu Yan archers should've been security guards or else the Avatar wouldn't have been able to escape! -Colonel Shinu
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Post by kolibri [thread killer] on Jul 9, 2006 5:22:40 GMT -5
Dear Colonel Shinu, STFU -Zhao ------------------------- Dear Zhao, We were just following orders. You have nothing to disprove that. You're still a loser, both in life and in death. -Yu Yan Archers
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Angel Eyes
Koh
Okay. Who ate the cookies?
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Post by Angel Eyes on Jul 9, 2006 8:40:43 GMT -5
Dear Yu F***ing Yan Archers,
But I didn't get scaked from my job now, did I?
-Zhao
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Yo Zhao,
How come I found loves notes addressed to Zuko in your room at your house?
- Anonymous
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Post by kolibri [thread killer] on Jul 9, 2006 16:20:04 GMT -5
Dear Anonymus, The letters got mixed up in the post. I believe Prince Zuko has my issue of Firebending Weekly. what were you doing in my room anyways? -Zhao --------------------------- Dear Zhao, That hurts. But not as much as when Roku finds out that you secretly write fanfiction pairing him up with Kyoshi. We found them. And some love letters addressed to Zuko. Sicko. -The Yu Yan archers.
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Post by Mutant Goldfish offline on Jul 9, 2006 16:28:15 GMT -5
Anonymous, Oh, dear Agni, they've found out about us! What are you talking about, you moron? If anyone is writing love notes to Zuko, it's those ------g YuYan Archers. They missed on purpose, the b@$t@rds! -Zhao. -------------- Zhao, The only reason the past Avatars are letting you live in our Spirit World estate is because you're Roku's nephew's wife's sister's cousin (and we can't get you to leave). You would do well to remember that the next time you "practice" Firebending and burn the garage down, shed all over the furniture, and use up all my warn paint because you needed to feel "pretty". I'd be more than happy to make you a nice little island where you can mess up everything in your own special way. I've had practice. Your Landlord, Avatar Kyoshi.
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Zink
Ty Lee
"Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love." 1 John 4:8
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Post by Zink on Jul 9, 2006 16:33:03 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300][/glow] Anonymous,
Oh, dear Agni, they've found out about us! What are you talking about, you moron? If anyone is writing love notes to Zuko, it's those ------g YuYan Archers. They missed on purpose, the b@$t@rds! -Zhao. -------------- Zhao, The only reason the past Avatars are letting you live in our Spirit World estate is because you're Roku's nephew's wife's sister's cousin (and we can't get you to leave). You would do well to remember that the next time you "practice" Firebending and burn the garage down, shed all over the furniture, and use up all my war paint because you needed to feel "pretty". I'd be more than happy to make you a nice little island where you can screw up everything in your own special way. I've had practice. Your Landlord, Avatar Kyoshi.
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Post by kolibri [thread killer] on Jul 11, 2006 12:25:59 GMT -5
(you didn't answer mine...oh well.) Dear Kyoshi, They're all Lies! But an Island does sound nice... -Zhao --------------------------- Dear Zhao, Aren't you on the Scary Monkey show? I LOVE THAT SHOW! -GIR
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Post by tiaramaki on Jul 11, 2006 12:56:32 GMT -5
Dear GIR, I WILL WRITE THIS FOR THE LAST TIME. I AM NOT A MONKEY!!!! -Zhao ___________ Dear Zhao, Have you ever been attacked by zombies in your life? -Hok
*In head* XP
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Zink
Ty Lee
"Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love." 1 John 4:8
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Post by Zink on Jul 11, 2006 15:06:30 GMT -5
I'm sorry, I missed your post and continued with Angel Eyes's post.
Dear Hok, Life? No. In my afterlife... no comment. ----------- Zhao, Why do you hate fish? It's not cool. You're not cool. Oh, burn. -Mutant Goldfish.
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Post by kolibri [thread killer] on Jul 11, 2006 15:33:40 GMT -5
It's ok.
Dear Mutant Goldfish, Maybe it has something to do with, oh, Idon't know Being killed by one?! -Zhao ----------------------------- Dear Zhao, *Sits and watches Zhao while expecting the Scary MOnkey Show* I Love this show. Yay! -GIR
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