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Post by tiaramaki on Jul 12, 2006 17:53:48 GMT -5
Dear "Crazy Monkey Lover" GIR, How do you like your eggs? Fried or sunny side up? -Zhao _______________________
Dear Zhao, Look in front of you, and stay near a glass window. -Hok
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Post by kolibri [thread killer] on Jul 13, 2006 12:32:50 GMT -5
Dear Hok, Wtf? -Zhao ---------- Dear Zhao, I want my mail. Quit intercepting it. -Koh
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Post by tiaramaki on Jul 13, 2006 12:36:03 GMT -5
Dear "Koh", Shaddap. -Zhao _________ Dear Zhao, They walk slowly, they bite, they kill. They will crash through the window. -Hok
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Psera
Joo Dee
Little Kitty
BOW
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Post by Psera on Jul 13, 2006 12:38:55 GMT -5
Dear Hok, The already crashed through the window. You letter came a month late, next time use express. - Zhao
Dear Zombie Zhao, I can't wait til you come back from the dead at the end on season 2, it'll be a pleasure killing you off again! - Aang P.S. Sokka says to tell Yue "Hi Snookums!"
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Post by tiaramaki on Jul 13, 2006 12:59:36 GMT -5
Dear Avatar, No thanks, I will be fine here. -Zombie Zhao P.S. WTHeck? _________________ Dear Zombie Zhao, Beware of Claire Redfield, Leon S. Kennedy, Chris Redfield, Ada Wong, Jill Valentine, Sherry Birkin, Kevin Ryman, everyone else in Resident Evil, and moi. -Hok P.S. Beware the Chainsaw, Rocket Launcher, Bow Gun, Hand Gun, M-79, Shotgun, Flame Thrower, Knife, S. Machine Gun, Gatling Gun, and all other weapons.
*Letter has been sent via Umbrella's Computer.
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Post by kolibri [thread killer] on Jul 14, 2006 10:27:28 GMT -5
Dear Hok, It's not possible for me to die again. Believe me, I've tried. -Zhao -------------------------- (I'm gonna repost my one letter that got missed) Dear Zhao, That hurts. But not as much as when Roku finds out that you secretly write fanfiction pairing him up with Kyoshi. We found them. And some love letters addressed to Zuko. Sicko. -The Yu Yan archers.
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Post by tiaramaki on Jul 14, 2006 14:56:05 GMT -5
Dear YYA, Who cares? - Zhao _________________ Dear Zhao, Look up. -Leon S. Kennedy
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Post by kolibri [thread killer] on Jul 14, 2006 18:55:20 GMT -5
Dear Kennedy, *Looks up* WHAT THE- -Zhao ----------------------- Dear Zhao, Do you agree that school is a despotic system of indoctrination designed to crush the spirit and stamp out creativity? My parents say it is. -Sam Grest ps. Don't go near Wolf-Men
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Avatar Yangchen
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Post by shrike on Jul 14, 2006 23:45:51 GMT -5
Dear Sam Grest Don't believe everything your parents say. Just follow the school system without question! ps. I'm already dead... -Zhao --------------------------
Dear Zhao I have one very important question that is a matter of life and death: Where do you keep the rum? -Captain Jack Sparrow
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Teo
Toko StableMistress
Xia's Angels - Saving the Ava-verse.. One Mary Sue at a time. Rai, Jia, Kura -- GO!
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Post by firephoenixflame on Jul 14, 2006 23:54:55 GMT -5
Dear Jack Sparrow
I keep my rum somewhere secret so a certain young lady who thinks she can handle herself just fine never finds it.
Sincerely, Zhao
Dear Zhao,
What is your secret to your GLORIOUS sideburns?!
Sincerely, Davy Jones
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shrike
Avatar Yangchen
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Post by shrike on Jul 15, 2006 0:04:02 GMT -5
Dear Davy Jones
Tea is the answer (I guess Iroh was right for something) but I don't think it'll work for you since you have tentacles for a beard.
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Dear Zhao
Did Zuko leave a mark on you like how Jack Sparrow left a mark on Lord Beckett? - Will Turner
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Zink
Ty Lee
"Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love." 1 John 4:8
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Post by Zink on Jul 15, 2006 13:50:53 GMT -5
Dear Pretty Boy Turner, I'm a freakin' ZOMBIE writing a freakin' ADVICE colum. What do you think, moron? Zhao ----------------- Dear Zhao, What's the best way to escape an eternity of service from a insane captain? -Bootstrap Bill Turner.
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Post by kolibri [thread killer] on Jul 16, 2006 5:22:29 GMT -5
Dear Bill Turner, Wait for your dang son to get you out of the mess. -Zhao ----------------- Dear Zhao, Would you like a sherbet lemon? -Albus Dumbledore
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Koh
Okay. Who ate the cookies?
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Post by Angel Eyes on Jul 16, 2006 5:25:57 GMT -5
Dear Dumble-whatever,
No. But I want your wand.
-Zhao
Dear Zhao,
What do you think of Roku?
-Aang
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Post by kolibri [thread killer] on Jul 16, 2006 5:50:46 GMT -5
Dear Aang, No comment. -Zhao ------------------ Dear Zhao, You cannot have my wand, but you can have a sherbet lemon. -Dumbledore
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