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Post by kolibri [thread killer] on Jul 4, 2006 10:07:05 GMT -5
As a punishment for attempting to kill the Moon spirit, Admiral Zhao has been forced by Avatar Roku to start a 'Dear Abbey-like' column in the Spirit Times. He must answer any letter that comes through no matter how much he wants to burn them. His current sentence is 530 years. (Thanks for adding that all up femaleairbender!)
Rules of the Game: Answer the letter the previous poster left and post a new one. Remember to answer how you would think Zhao would. Have fun! ;D
Dear Zhao, What tea would you recommend for post-training sessions? -General Iroh
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Akash
FN Aang
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Post by Akash on Jul 4, 2006 10:16:48 GMT -5
Dear General,
Well, IT'S ALL YOUR ****ING FAULT I'M DOING THIS SO I'M NOT ANSWERING THAT! *gets glared by Roku* I mean. ... uh... Ginseng.
-Zhao.
Dear Zhao,
...WHO WILL I MARRY?! ^^;;;;;
-Katara
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Post by kolibri [thread killer] on Jul 4, 2006 11:38:55 GMT -5
Dear Katara, How should I know?! Go ask a fortuneteller. I hear Aunt Wu is very accurate. -Zhao
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Dear Zhao, Why are you so mean? -Aang
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Zink
Ty Lee
"Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love." 1 John 4:8
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Post by Zink on Jul 4, 2006 13:03:08 GMT -5
"Dear" Aang, Because I hate you with a burning firey passion. -Zhao. -------------- Dear Zhao, What is with the sideburns?! -Azula.
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Post by kolibri [thread killer] on Jul 4, 2006 16:37:50 GMT -5
Dear Azula, Because I like them. -Zhao ----------
Dear Zhao, You are aware that you look like a monkey right? -Prince ZukoI mean, Anonymus
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femaleairbender
Blue Spirit
Just a fool to believe I have anything she needs...She's like the wind...
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Post by femaleairbender on Jul 4, 2006 16:43:32 GMT -5
Dear traitorous Zuko Anonymus, I AM NOT A MONKEY!!! -Zhao
Dear Zhao, Why don't you get a hobby? -Sokka
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Akash
FN Aang
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Post by Akash on Jul 4, 2006 19:41:05 GMT -5
Dear Soappy Sokka, Because you are asking me stupid questions -Zhao
Dear Zhao, This is fun!!!!!!! Love, Tom Tom
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Post by gigirl942 on Jul 4, 2006 20:02:48 GMT -5
Dear Tom-Tom,
DO I LOOK LIKE A F***IN' CARE ABOUT YOU! GO THROW YOURSELF OF A FU**IN' LAKE!
-Zhao
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Dear Zhao!
*laughs annoyingly* Greetings! My name is Spongebob Squarepants from Bikini Bottom! I live in the ocean with Patrick Star and Squidward Tentaballs and Sandy Cheeks and Mr. Eugene Krabs. Mr. Krabs is my boss. I work at a place called the Krusty Crab. This kid called Prince Zurai or Zuccini I think came there one day and said you were an ugly monkey. He showed me a picture of a monkey named Curious George and told me that you were his father! He left laughing!
I have a snail named Gary! He's cute! He says Meow! He poops on the floor! Prince Zucchini or Zurai with the scar saw Gary poop! He said that Gary should be pooping on your floor! He also said that you do the nasty on your mama's good sheets! Goodbye Zhao!
-Spongebob Squarepants
Ps. There was also this guy named Uncle Pyro! I think he's an ex Ex Men! I got the impression he likes Peruvian Brewed Coffe!
Pps. Prince Zuccini also told me your a whiny Equus asinus with no honor!
Ppps. What's an Equus asinus?
Pppp. I like cake!
I'm sorry. I was having so much fun!
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Post by thedudeishere on Jul 4, 2006 20:16:24 GMT -5
Dear idiot Spongebob,
I DON'T ****** CARE ABOUT YOUR ****** NEIGHBORS OR YOUR MORON SNAIL OR WHAT THE ******* HE EATS AND ****!!
Spongebob, I HATE YOU. If it were up to me, your filthy, disgusting, rotten carcass would be wasting away at the bottom of the ocean floor, and your soul would be burning eternally in FIRE and you would be SCREAMING out of PAIN for ETERNITY. That's how much I ****** hate you. Don't EVER write to me again or I will SKIN YOUR BODY ALIVE. I am ***** SERIOUS.
Sincerely, Zhao.
Dear Zhao,
I also think that you look like a monkey. Anyway, how do you feel about the fact that the moon spirit came back to life and the ocean spirit totally pwned you?
Sincerely, TheAlmightyQ
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Post by gigirl942 on Jul 4, 2006 20:32:53 GMT -5
Dear the AlmightyQ,
Why should I be telling you that?
-Zhao
Dear Zhao!
It's me again! Spongebob Squarepants! I showed this letter to Prince Zukowhat'shisface and he said that I should keep writing to you! Then he read it again and laughed! Alot!
I like pickles! Do you like Pickles? I like pickles alot! I have a pet pickle! His name is Bob!
Say hi Bob!
He likes you!
I sent you your own pickle! Do you like it?
Bye!
-Spongebob Squarepants!
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Post by writer on Jul 4, 2006 20:33:15 GMT -5
Dear Spoungebob Go. To. Hell.
Zhao
Dear Zhao You looking kinda sexy with the sideburns Love Bard
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Post by gigirl942 on Jul 4, 2006 20:39:52 GMT -5
'Dear' Bard,
*eye-twitch* GO JUMP IN THE ACCURSED LAKE!
-Zhao
Dear Zhao,
I see you have recieved the letters from my new friend Spongebob.
He likes you very much. You are going to be eternal pen pals. Do you want to stop it Zhao? I know you do. Yes.
If you want to stop it. Do these things.
Take a knife.
Call everyone you have ever met in your whole entire life.
Force the knife into your heart.
Everyone watches.
Everyone cheers.
You're dead!
IT'S OVER! Just like that!
Oh well. Have fun! *snicker*
-Prince ZukoWhatshisface
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Post by thedudeishere on Jul 4, 2006 20:42:20 GMT -5
Dear Traitor,
Look, Zuko, I know it's you. I'm an Admiral, and I SWEAR that I'm going to send over some people to ****** ASSASSINATE YOU if you and Spongbarf don't stop mailing me. I ****** HATE YOU.
Sincerely, Zhao.
Dear Zhao,
You still didn't tell me how you felt when the ocean spirit pwnd your butt.
Sincerely, TheAlmightyQ
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Post by gigirl942 on Jul 4, 2006 20:51:11 GMT -5
Dear the Almighty Q,
Okay. I'll f***in' tell you. I felt like taking that f*****g princess and throwing her off a cliff.
Happy now?
Zhao
Dear Zhao,
You tried Zhao, you tried to assassinate me once. You failed. Miserably. Why should I be scared of you?
And you should be recieving your next thousand letters from Spongebob in a few minutes.
Have a crap day, Prince whathisface
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Post by thedudeishere on Jul 4, 2006 21:06:06 GMT -5
Prince Zuko,
Really? My assassination attempt didn't affect you? Your face seemed pretty ****** up, to me at least, after my attempt, but then again, you always were ugly.
If I could, I would crap all over your face right now, but I can't. One thing I do want to say though, is that your father hates you just as much as I do. You have no family. Your weakling uncle is the only person who loves you. Nobody else gives a **** about you. So stop acting like you have so much more than me-you don't.
Zhao
Dear Zhao,
Do you think that Azula is hot?
TheAlmightyQ
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