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Post by Blind Bandit on Jan 3, 2009 18:53:51 GMT -5
Here is my theory as to who the harem would belong to if Growly was to never return: Despite the fact that the only thing that would be left of the harem is shattered remains of Earth King fans, original Growly Girls (Hai that's me,) puppy dogs, hugs, "new" growly girls (ohgod help us all), and some of Shay's old AIM logs about how she would not only take over Growly's little harem, but the world...and Growly's consent of such a plan; needless to say the OGB would be a mess of fangirls that show hero worship of a guy they barely know yet consider a "father" or "brother" which in some cultures, including this one, would be considered incredibly creepy. =) In any case, this hero worship will eventually not only be devastating to Growly fans, but will be cause to the final downfall of DH, which is where Overlord Shay will strike...but that's another story. You see, as the record may have it, The Orignal Growly Girl is not Blindbandit, it is someone a little bit closer to home: And the original Head of Harem is not sweetiepie Empyreal Maiden, nor rising star Kohana, but someone able to cause bit more of a stir.... PLOT TWIST, THE FATE OF THE HAREM RESTS IN KYATTO AND KT SCARLET'S HANDS. Yes, that's right folks. One of the most crued (That's a compliment, Kyatto) TAGians and the girl who pulled off the most intricate trolling in DH History. "How could this be," You might ask? "The harem is sacred!" You might say? Well, here's spoiler: Everyone dies and Shay gets promoted to admin, a position in which she uses for the utmost good. IE, making the DH Official Drink Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator. (It has electrolytes!) After some thought, you will see that this is the only way. Wow I want the time it took read this post back.....
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Post by night on Jan 3, 2009 19:02:35 GMT -5
Whatever the new harem order, the first new harem ship has been decided: ShaymanCongratulations, we have some lovely consolation prizes for winning the contest you didn't know about. =D Do I win anything for coining that name? :'D
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Post by LiveInThaskyE on Jan 3, 2009 19:18:16 GMT -5
Here is my theory as to who the harem would belong to if Growly was to never return: Despite the fact that the only thing that would be left of the harem is shattered remains of Earth King fans, original Growly Girls (Hai that's me,) puppy dogs, hugs, "new" growly girls (ohgod help us all), and some of Shay's old AIM logs about how she would not only take over Growly's little harem, but the world...and Growly's consent of such a plan; needless to say the OGB would be a mess of fangirls that show hero worship of a guy they barely know yet consider a "father" or "brother" which in some cultures, including this one, would be considered incredibly creepy. =) In any case, this hero worship will eventually not only be devastating to Growly fans, but will be cause to the final downfall of DH, which is where Overlord Shay will strike...but that's another story. You see, as the record may have it, The Orignal Growly Girl is not Blindbandit, it is someone a little bit closer to home: And the original Head of Harem is not sweetiepie Empyreal Maiden, nor rising star Kohana, but someone able to cause bit more of a stir.... PLOT TWIST, THE FATE OF THE HAREM RESTS IN KYATTO AND KT SCARLET'S HANDS. Yes, that's right folks. One of the most crued (That's a compliment, Kyatto) TAGians and the girl who pulled off the most intricate trolling in DH History. "How could this be," You might ask? "The harem is sacred!" You might say? Well, here's spoiler: Everyone dies and Shay gets promoted to admin, a position in which she uses for the utmost good. IE, making the DH Official Drink Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator. (It has electrolytes!) After some thought, you will see that this is the only way. Wow I want the time it took read this post back..... I have no idea why that was so funny, but it really was And I'm lovin the activity in here guys, keep it up
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Post by notreal on Jan 3, 2009 20:06:19 GMT -5
I bet Shaun also wants the time it took to write out that post back?
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historyman12
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Post by historyman12 on Jan 3, 2009 20:20:41 GMT -5
No, love. OVERLORD is phail and kinda pr3py. Overloard, however, is quite feminine and goffick. kthx, feel free to worship the new object of DH's affection, Shay. Overlady's better. And goffick is for posers. We shall now start our plastic sword battle, when you're ready. What? What do you think I am, some kind of reverse Mormon? And I want Burtonbus to be the new Harem ship. Actually, come to think of it, let's clone Cliff Burton, and have his bass guitar-skills rule the Harem. But, wait, that'd entail Metallica, and that'll leave Dave Mustaine unhappy, so he'll get the various Megadeth members together, and then Ron McGovney will join in, along with Kerry King, because he hates Dave, which will lead Slayer into this on Metallica's side, before Anthrax intervenes for peace. Then they all realize they must fight the menace of poser nu-metal, so they'll recruit all the thrash bands out there to fight. Whence that battle's begun, they realize the grave danger emo poses, and unite with the nu-metal inasmuch to fight emo. In their absence though, someone else must be selected to run the Harem, and that someone is... THE POPE! Then, Shay will be unhappy with the Pope's reign and start a resistance front, and then the Swiss guard will leap in to protect their ruler, with their pikes and getup, and then I'll leap in, Ak-47's blazing, and establish myself as leader until Cliff returns, with metal in tow, and the spoils and captives the war on emo has produced. Then we will mourn the fallen thrashers as Cliff ascends his throne. Wow. I didn't know it was possible to go on about nothing for that long.
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Post by notreal on Jan 3, 2009 20:21:29 GMT -5
You, historyman, are bant from my harem until further notice.
Or at least until I finish typing it up. =X
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Post by historyman12 on Jan 3, 2009 20:44:46 GMT -5
You, historyman, are bant from my harem until further notice. Or at least until I finish typing it up. =X Typing what up now? And you've yet to take control. I'm cloning Cliff as we speak. And running for the Pope. And setting up my disposable heroes to guard the throne.
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Post by Lt. Dan on Jan 3, 2009 20:45:42 GMT -5
Do I win anything for coining that name? :'D You are already win. If I awarded you something, then you would become so awesome that these boards could not contain it. read: no, I don't have anything to give, I sorry. =[Shayman is already in jeopardy? pffft. I am not surprised. PS: if Shay wins harem ownership I want the 60 percent she owes me from that other thread.
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Post by historyman12 on Jan 3, 2009 20:48:22 GMT -5
Do I win anything for coining that name? :'D You are already win. If I awarded you something, then you would become so awesome that these boards could not contain it. read: no, I don't have anything to give, I sorry. =[Shayman is already in jeopardy? pffft. I am not surprised. PS: if Shay wins harem ownership I want the 60 percent she owes me from that other thread. I'm buying out the Harem. So there. Now to plan the worship. Hang on.
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Post by Grandi on Jan 3, 2009 20:56:53 GMT -5
If you pay shay and night lots of money I'm sure they'll keep you "company"
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historyman12
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Post by historyman12 on Jan 3, 2009 21:04:26 GMT -5
If you pay shay and night lots of money I'm sure they'll keep you "company" Yes. Yes. There will be much pleasant conversation.
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Post by notreal on Jan 3, 2009 21:09:48 GMT -5
Hun, aren't you like twelve? Do you even know how to talk yet?
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Post by Grandi on Jan 3, 2009 21:19:20 GMT -5
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Post by historyman12 on Jan 3, 2009 21:19:37 GMT -5
Hun, aren't you like twelve? Do you even know how to talk yet? Sum fourteen. Quid tu volesne? I'm fourteen. What do you want?
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Post by Blind Bandit on Jan 3, 2009 22:46:37 GMT -5
I bet Shaun also wants the time it took to write out that post back? No that post was very much worth it. Its funny seeing you post here seeing as you asked to be removed from the harem list. As a joke if I recall. You, historyman, are bant from my harem until further notice. Or at least until I finish typing it up. =X Well seeing as you don't run the harem. Hun, aren't you like twelve? Do you even know how to talk yet? Hey Shay you might try being a little niceer. It might pay off. I find it funny that so many none harem members are posting here must be a blue moon.
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