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Post by luthien on Jan 3, 2009 12:08:54 GMT -5
Ooo, ooo! I know why they aren't around anymore! Because it happened thousands of years ago and humans aren't immortal? *runs*
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Post by notreal on Jan 3, 2009 17:33:06 GMT -5
Here is my theory as to who the harem would belong to if Growly was to never return:
Despite the fact that the only thing that would be left of the harem is shattered remains of Earth King fans, original Growly Girls (Hai that's me,) puppy dogs, hugs, "new" growly girls (ohgod help us all), and some of Shay's old AIM logs about how she would not only take over Growly's little harem, but the world...and Growly's consent of such a plan; needless to say the OGB would be a mess of fangirls that show hero worship of a guy they barely know yet consider a "father" or "brother" which in some cultures, including this one, would be considered incredibly creepy. =)
In any case, this hero worship will eventually not only be devastating to Growly fans, but will be cause to the final downfall of DH, which is where Overlord Shay will strike...but that's another story.
You see, as the record may have it, The Orignal Growly Girl is not Blindbandit, it is someone a little bit closer to home:
And the original Head of Harem is not sweetiepie Empyreal Maiden, nor rising star Kohana, but someone able to cause bit more of a stir....
PLOT TWIST, THE FATE OF THE HAREM RESTS IN KYATTO AND KT SCARLET'S HANDS.
Yes, that's right folks. One of the most crued (That's a compliment, Kyatto) TAGians and the girl who pulled off the most intricate trolling in DH History.
"How could this be," You might ask? "The harem is sacred!" You might say?
Well, here's spoiler:
Everyone dies and Shay gets promoted to admin, a position in which she uses for the utmost good. IE, making the DH Official Drink Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator. (It has electrolytes!)
After some thought, you will see that this is the only way.
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Post by night on Jan 3, 2009 17:35:04 GMT -5
Epic win, Shay. :'D
BUUUT, I have another solution. Instead of dealing with this mass confusion and such over who should get ownership, why not just delete the thread? lololol
*brick'd*
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Post by notreal on Jan 3, 2009 17:44:28 GMT -5
Or make a harem for Shay and be done with it. ;D Both are valid solutions and go hand in hand. OH YA AND I FIND IT SEXIST AND DEMEANING THAT ONLY A MAN CAN HAVE A HAREM ON DH. STAND UP AGAINST THIS INJUSTICE AND BOW BEFORE YOUR OVERLOARD.
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Post by Paraiba Ocean on Jan 3, 2009 17:53:46 GMT -5
This debate is so sad, I want to lock it to preserve it's awesome. 8'D
Seriously guys, does ownership really matter? Why not just leave it a general DH harem...owning to no one?
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Post by night on Jan 3, 2009 17:56:56 GMT -5
Ooh locking sounds sexy. I'd ttly do it.
Anyways, I'd rather have a lulzy debate than a dead Harem. It's certainly entertaining. Just don't get out of hand pls. =/
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Post by Paraiba Ocean on Jan 3, 2009 18:01:18 GMT -5
rofl, I won't lock as long as everyone stays cool. 8)
But like Gabi said, try and not get out of hand. And maybe come up with a compromise sometime in this decade rofl?
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Post by night on Jan 3, 2009 18:13:31 GMT -5
Gacs, I love you. And your sexy icon ohgod.
Shay's Harem does sound sexy.
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Post by notreal on Jan 3, 2009 18:14:34 GMT -5
Shay's future harem accepts the posting of over used pheonix wright, 'cept it must contain bad grammar and it must become me
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Post by Lt. Dan on Jan 3, 2009 18:24:53 GMT -5
gah.
You see what happened here? I try to lead this harem like the gentle shepherd to new pastures. You all ignore me and "heart" each other to death... and that let the wolves slip in the back door!
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Post by historyman12 on Jan 3, 2009 18:30:35 GMT -5
Here is my theory as to who the harem would belong to if Growly was to never return: Despite the fact that the only thing that would be left of the harem is shattered remains of Earth King fans, original Growly Girls (Hai that's me,) puppy dogs, hugs, "new" growly girls (ohgod help us all), and some of Shay's old AIM logs about how she would not only take over Growly's little harem, but the world...and Growly's consent of such a plan; needless to say the OGB would be a mess of fangirls that show hero worship of a guy they barely know yet consider a "father" or "brother" which in some cultures, including this one, would be considered incredibly creepy. =) In any case, this hero worship will eventually not only be devastating to Growly fans, but will be cause to the final downfall of DH, which is where Overlord Shay will strike...but that's another story. You see, as the record may have it, The Orignal Growly Girl is not Blindbandit, it is someone a little bit closer to home: And the original Head of Harem is not sweetiepie Empyreal Maiden, nor rising star Kohana, but someone able to cause bit more of a stir.... PLOT TWIST, THE FATE OF THE HAREM RESTS IN KYATTO AND KT SCARLET'S HANDS. Yes, that's right folks. One of the most crued (That's a compliment, Kyatto) TAGians and the girl who pulled off the most intricate trolling in DH History. "How could this be," You might ask? "The harem is sacred!" You might say? Well, here's spoiler: Everyone dies and Shay gets promoted to admin, a position in which she uses for the utmost good. IE, making the DH Official Drink Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator. (It has electrolytes!) After some thought, you will see that this is the only way. Them's memories be failifyin' me. Who's Kyatto? Oh, and, I'm glad you used IE correctly, or else I'd get me attack dogs to run you out, seize control, force worship of me as a hero-god, dismantle the Harem's history, claim through "newly opened documents" that you've been plotting against us the whole time, change the ideas that the Harem was founded on, eventually crush all mention of Growly, and alter history so insanely such that you became the leader of the anti-harem. Yes, using I.E. and E.G. correctly is that important. But, wait, it appears you, not one post after saying that Harem should be held by a girl, reffered to yourself in a masculine form (lord) not only that, but you also misspelled it, and I will not stand for it, and thusly proclaim a game of plastic sword fighting to the death! Oh yes. Are you trying to make yourself Christ, the good shepherd? This, too must be punished! You now must join the plastic sword fight, or recant, in which case you get my fealty! And my fealty is a loyal one.
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Post by notreal on Jan 3, 2009 18:35:52 GMT -5
No, love. OVERLORD is phail and kinda pr3py.
Overloard, however, is quite feminine and goffick.
kthx, feel free to worship the new object of DH's affection, Shay.
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Post by Lt. Dan on Jan 3, 2009 18:36:56 GMT -5
Whatever the new harem order, the first new harem ship has been decided:
Shayman
Congratulations, we have some lovely consolation prizes for winning the contest you didn't know about. =D
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Post by Grandi on Jan 3, 2009 18:42:08 GMT -5
shay's a delicious man
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Post by Ana on Jan 3, 2009 18:50:41 GMT -5
Seriously guys, does ownership really matter? Why not just leave it a general DH harem...owning to no one? This whole ownership battle is a joke, fyi. I highly doubt anyone wants to seriously take over a thread. Them's memories be failifyin' me. Who's Kyatto? distanthorizons.proboards31.com/index.cgi?action=viewprofile&user=kyatto Also, I approve of your elaborate plot twist, Shay.
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