Tophang/Taang Stone Mansion V

[kaibasgirl]

Really? Can you link it? =D

I think only those of nobility got last names, since Avatar is based off how things ran in the olden days, and that's one of those things. Anyway, Aang's a nomad, nomads aren't supposed to have last names, they're suposed to be constantly wandering.

Haha, with her metalbending she could make fine string and thread XD

Still though, she doesn't seem the kind to have the patience for knitting. I took a class on it when I was in seventh grade, and I never got the hang of it. It's funny how in cartoons they make it seem so easy. Just click the two needles together a bunch of times, and presto! You've got a sweater!

I love that line. "She's and Airbender." XD

[marvel26]

www.fanfiction.net/s/3795784/1/Love_Is_Brightest_In_The_Dark

The name issue chapter is number 5. The rest are rather funny too.

The last name issue may only be for the Earth Kingdom. The Fire Nation royals have no known family name, neither do the Water Tribe siblings.

Ty Lee's name may be two words but I doubt either is her family name. They'd be calling her just Ty or Lee if that was the case.

[kaibasgirl]

Oh thank you! ^^

I'm going to check the other ones out, they look pretty interesting.

Okay, here's a topic, even though it's a bit late, how do you guys think Thanksgiving would go over if it was spent by the Bei Fong's? (Considering that Aang doesn't have a family, and that's what Thanksgiving is mostly about...spending time with your relatives XD)

EDIT:

On the last names thing,

You have a point. But then again, most royalty don't have last names. I'm not much of a historian, but I don't remember any kings or queens with last names. I mean, there was Charles I, Charles II, Charles III, Charles XVI, but I don't remember any Charles [insert last name here] XD

I guess Avatar is just weird that way.

[Zenjamin]

k9thefirst1 said:

...That's all well and good, but here are some things of meatier bulk:

What many are suspecting, Toph is the reincarnation of Avatar Kuruk's bride Ummi.

good theory... except ...



there are other reasons besides just looks, but this is your thread so i thought id keep it short


... image, sig... thing done by snoWING

[marvel26]

kaibasgirl said:

Oh thank you! ^^

I'm going to check the other ones out, they look pretty interesting.

Okay, here's a topic, even though it's a bit late, how do you guys think Thanksgiving would go over if it was spent by the Bei Fong's? (Considering that Aang doesn't have a family, and that's what Thanksgiving is mostly about...spending time with your relatives XD)

Before or after the war's end?

If before, Aang would be met with hostility until Toph changes her father's mind.

With force.

If after, Lao would not wait to invite Aang over. Especially if Toph has feelings for him. If there was any lingering hostility they would be brushed aside by

a) Aang's the avatar who saved the world.

b) He's got close friend's in every government of the world.

c) He's grown up so much, he's not the goofy kid who would take no for an answer. Now you run the risk of him getting really ticked off.

d) Who wouldn't want to be in-laws to the Avatar?

Roku: "Didn't work out that well for me."

[kaibasgirl]

Probably after, cause I can't see any possibility before.

LOL. It's funny how stubborn some people can be. I'm just trying to picture the scene at the dinner table. No doubt Lao would break a chopstick or two every time Aang looks at Toph or talks to her.

Aang: Toph, can you pass me the rolls?

Toph: Sure, Aang.

Lao's Chopstick: *break*

Aang: Oh, and the salad too.

Toph: Here you go.

Aang: Thanks honey. (would Aang ever call her that O__o or actually, would Toph allow it?)

Lao's other chopstick: *break*

Poppy: Darling, that's the fourth pair of chopsticks you've broken within the last half hour. Is everything okay?

Aang: Oh, and the dressing, Toph. I really like the dressing.

Toph: Just don't eat too much of it, Aang. I don't like how it tastes.

Lao: [thinking to self] remember he's the Avatar. He's the Avatar. He's the Avatar.

Haha, family tension = <3

[Purplejay]

Hmm, I can see that happening. Very probable. But the tension is going to be much higher than that... the Bei Fongs thought that Aang kidnapped Toph, and you know what uber-overprotective parents they are.

No, Aang just can't call Toph "honey". Otherwise the show would end with Aang's death.

[kaibasgirl]

ROFL! Maybe it'll just be a slip of the tongue, and he promises not to call her that again XD

Seriously though, what would Aang refer to Toph as? She calls him Twinkle Toes, she needs a nick name too.

Also, I think it would just be Lao with all the tension. I think if Poppy saw (and realized) that Toph was happy, I mean, really happy with Aang, she would accept him as a son-in-law, because he makes her daughter smile like she never could.

Then again, I could be wrong, but Poppy isn't too bright, so as long as things work out in the end, she'll probably go along with it.

[marvel26]

Karma to you kaibasgirl for the dinner skit.

Calling Toph, 'honey' is grounds for getting your family line destroyed by way of spikes to the groin.

But if they planned it from the beginning...

Toph: "Hey Twinkles..."

Aang: "Mind not calling me that. Sounds like 'Tinkles'. Twinkle Toes was fine but Twinkles?"

Toph: "Whatever Chrome Dome. As I was saying...wanna see my dad make funny faces?"

Aang: ".....how can you tell?"

*Inside*

Lao Bei Fong: "What was that? Sounded like a Hog Monkey getting neutered."

[kaibasgirl]

Thanks marvel! ^^

ROFL! I could just see Toph and Aang doing that! Haha, if I were Lao, I'd be scared of his own daughter XD

[marvel26]

kaibasgirl said:

Thanks marvel! ^^

ROFL! I could just see Toph and Aang doing that! Haha, if I were Lao, I'd be scared of his own daughter XD

Lao's buddies at the country club trying to help him see the bright side:

Rich Friend(Hereafter shortened to RF #1): "It's can't be that bad right?"

Lao: "......"

RF#2: "He's right. The Avatar could be your future son-in-law. Think of the fame he'd bring you."

Lao: "......"

RF#1: "And your business. I heard he knows the Fire Lord personally."

RF#2: "And he's chums with both Water Tribe Chiefs and King Kuei almost wanted to perform a blood brother ceremony with him! Hell, he even knows that crackpot Bumi!"

Lao: "......"

Rf#1: "Think of the possibilities man!"

Lao: "He's taking my baby away from me! AGAIN!"

RF#2: "Some one's got 'Letting Go' issues."

Over on Mrs Bei Fong's side....

Rich Woman#1: "Oh wow! You're daughter is the Avatar's beloved! You must be so proud!"

RW#2: "We are so jealous of you! All our daughters ever bring home are sulking scarred emos and meat obsessed boomerang chuckers."

Mrs. Bei Fong: "Whose daughter's with the Avatar? Whose the lucky family?"

[kaibasgirl]

XXXXXXXDDDDDDROFL! Omg, I could picture that so clearly it's not even funny (well, actually it is)! -karmas-

I love RW#2's line!

He should get together with Ozai. If Azula ever got hitched, no doubt they could share a few tales over some rice wine XD

[marvel26]

kaibasgirl said:

XXXXXXXDDDDDDROFL! Omg, I could picture that so clearly it's not even funny (well, actually it is)! -karmas-

I love RW#2's line!

He should get together with Ozai. If Azula ever got hitched, no doubt they could share a few tales over some rice wine XD

3 Men and Their Babies.

*At the Desert Cactus Bar*

Lao: "Why are they always late?"

Hakoda: "Sorry man. Just got into town, had to pick up some friends of my kids."

Ozai: "I had some things I had to go over with my War Council."

Hakoda: "What? Wondering which orphanages to burn down?"

Ozai: "Hey! We're at the bar and I'm not wearing the crown so can it, Fish Sticks!"

Lao: "Gentlemen, gentlemen. Please show some decorum."

Ozai: "Oh screw you Bei Fong. Men come here to get three things. Get drunk, get into brawls and maybe get laid. Hopefully by a woman. This isn't one of your fancy pants tea sipping doll parties!"

Hakoda: "He just got here and now he's drunk off the fumes or the place...light weight....Anyway what's today's agenda?"

Ozai: "Besides the war. I don't wanna hear crap about the war."

Lao: "Well...I've got something. My daughter."

Hakoda: "Ah. Yes. Daughters. Aren't they precious? My little Polar Bear's the joy of my life. She's so much like her mother."

Lao: "Yeah...my Toph's...well, she's not what I thought she was."

Ozai: "Do tell."

Lao: "Well...the missus and I love her. A lot. And we want the best for her. Truly we do. She had the best clothes, best toys, the best of everything."

Ozai: "Not everything."

Lao: "What?"

Ozai: "She's not Fire Nation. How can she have the best of everything?"

Hakoda: "Barkeep! Could you open a window? Let some of the fumes out?"

Lao: "Whatever....I mean she had everything an EARTH KINGDOM girl would ever want and she was always so well behaved. She never complained, never whined, never asked for anything. We thought we were doing a good job as parents!"

Hakoda: "Aaaaand? There must be more."

Lao: "And then it turns out she's been fighting in some Earth Bending thing since she was six! We didn't even know she could do those things! She's blind for goodness sake! She could get seriously hurt!"

Hakoda: "Lao. Listen to me. I've seen your daughter. I've seen what she can do to grown men. TRAINED SOLDIERS. Made them cry like babies. Believe me, she's not as helpless as you think."

Ozai: "Hold up, hold up. Is she a short blind kid with her hair in a bun? Real snappy mouth?"

Lao: "Even the Fire Lord knows my family shame!"

Ozai: "Shame?! Man, I wish my SON was more like her! From the reports my Zula-kins sent back she's capable of beating the Dai Li. The elite of YOUR country!"

Lao: "But she's supposed to be my little Tophy-waffy. My baby girl! She's not supposed to be strong! She's not supposed to be out there alone!"

Hakoda: "My kids and the Avatar are with her."

Lao: "The Avatar! Yes! HIM! He kidnapped her! Yes that's right! Forced her to go with him! The monster!"

Hakoda: "Errr...I've seen the kid. He can't even force open a jar of pickles."

Ozai: "My victory is assured."

Hakoda: "But he's getting better!"

Ozai: "Please. That punk's chances of beating me are as good as my brother losing weight. Never gonna happen!"

Lao: "Hello?! My problem here?!"

Ozai: "Whatever."

Hakoda: "Lao, you have to understand. Your daughter's growing up. You can't keep her locked away forever. You said she had the best of everything."

Lao: "Yes. Anything she wanted."

Ozai: "Did she have friends?"

Hakoda: ".....wow. That's...unlike you to...you know...care."

Ozai: "(Censored) you."

Lao: ".....She had her mother and I. And the guards and servants and Master Yu and..."

Ozai: "And no one her age. Hey isn't that bald punk her age?"

Hakoda: "Lao, were you stifling your daughter?"

Lao: "She's blind! She could get hurt or taken advantage off."

Hakoda: "She buried my son up to his neck and poured honey over him. Right next to a Tiger-Ant hill. Just for taking the last piece of cake."

Lao: ".......that's not her."

Ozai: "You're not a bad father Bei Fong. Just...oblivious. So she's not a prissy rich girl like you wanted. Brother, that's a good thing!"

Hakoda: "You're one to talk about good parenting, Mr. Fe Fi Fo Fun, I-Think-Today-I'll-Scar-My-Son."

Ozai: "Hey! All the kid had to do was show some spine. Hell, I'd have been happy if he just stood up instead of kneeling! Anyway, Bei Fong, you should be proud of your daughter. I know I am of mine."

Hakoda: "Butane Breath is right."

Ozai: "You're welcome."

Hakoda: "...moving on. The world is changing Lao. The old ways aren't holding anymore. I used to think that a woman's palce was at home. My daughter taught me the error of that. When I left she was just a frail thing hiding behind her brother. And now she's one of the most powerful Water Benders I've ever seen. And my culture frowns on women learning martial arts. And she's using her talents to help others. She hasn't changed, she's still my little Polar Bear but now I know that she's more. And I'm proud of her."

Ozai: "Women have had equal rights in the Fire Nation since my grandfather's rule. Basic rule of the Fire Nation: If You Can. Do It. If you're a woman and you can fire bend, feel free to join the army. If you can't fire bend, well, join up anyway. My DAUGHTER leads my troops in battle. Am I afraid for her? No. Why? Because I know she can do it, because she's MY daughter and I do not fail."

Lao: "Your son?"

Ozai: "I make mistakes but I don't fail! Azula was my make up exam! And I passed! She's beautiful, wicked smart, ambitious, strong....."

Hakoda: "Viper-Bat shite insane."

Ozai: "She's enthusiastic."

Hakoda: "And Toph's all those things, Lao. Except the crazy part. She's in good hands. And two of those are her own."

Lao: "Okay, But what about...you know...boys? She's travelling with TWO teenaged boys! I've heard rumours about her and the Avatar!"

Ozai: "Ugh....don't get me started on boys."

Hakoda: "First off, you don't have to worry about the Avatar. He kinda likes my daughter. I can't say I'm thrilled about that. I like the kid, but he's kinda like the nephew I never had...or wanted sometimes. I don't know how my daughter's gonna break it to him though. Poor Katara, she's got boy problems of her own. Did you know the first boy she liked was some Anti-Fire Nation Fanatic? I mean fighting Fire Nation tyranny is all well and good. No offense."

Ozai: "None taken."

Hakoda: "But this kid was a few wheat stalks shy of a full bundle. Attacking innocent people and what not. I heard he's even got an arrest record. The Dai Li picked him up for Disturbing the Peace and Assualt with a Deadly Weapon in Ba Sing Se. That is not one face I want to see at family gatherings. And then there's this...I guess you can regard him as male...this kid's name is Haru. One of the kids on my ship right now. Turns out he grew a moustache to seem manlier after some guys teased him about. Now I'm half expecting him to walk about like a drunk and ask why the rum is gone. And don;t worry about the other boy Toph is with. He's my son. Toph is kinda attached to him, but my son can be a bit dense so it all just goes over his head. Besides he's already got a girlfriend. Suki, I think she's called."

Ozai: "Orange brown hair, kinda tall for girl, wears way too much make up, uses golden fans."

Hakoda: "You just described every Kyoshi Warrior in history. But yeah that's her. Know her?"

Ozai: "......Nooooooo."

Lao: "That leaves the Avatar still. He's her age."

Ozai: "So? If it happens. Let it happen. One thing I know is that strong women don't get many dates. Look my Zula-kins. I'm proud she's all that I could ever wish for in a child...but dang if she doesn't have the social graces of a rock. I blame myself...no wait...that's not right. I'm never wrong. I blame her nannies Li and Lo."

Lao: "Who?"

Ozai: "You don't want to know. I may be a evil dictator bent on world domination, but I am not that evil as to describe Li and Lo. It's just not right. There are somethings Man was not meant to witness. Unfortunately I live with two of them. Anyway, Azula doesn't get many dates. I understand that she's got a lot of work. I know, I gave it to her. But still, she should get out more. Like her friend from the circus. Girl's waaaay to happy to be normal, but she makes friends. I just hope Azula doesn't end up like that girl i think my son is seeing. That girl is creepy. I know her father, some suck up in my court and her mother's one of those gossip mongers. But that girl....dang, she just sits there and stares at you. It's not natural. This one time I heard that Azula hooked up with the son of one of my admirals at a party or something. I was so happy, until the Admiral told me she'd burned down the place. Naturally, he bowed and thanked me for the honor to have his house razed by royalty. But still...dang. I'm just like every other world conquerer out there. We want two things: World Domination and Grand Children. So far I'm not seeing either."

Lao: "......"

Ozai: "Speechless? I understand. It's hard for you to comprehend the magnificence of my life."

Lao: "Nooooo. Compared to your daughter, mine's an angel. And also, you're crazy."

Hakoda: "Finally! Someone else gets it!"

Ozai: "Bah!"

Hakoda: "Seriously Lao, The best you can do now is to support your daughter in whatever she doesn. I'm not saying let her run away blindly or become a bandit. There are boundaries, it's best that BOTH of you sat down to talk about what they are. And on a side note, I really think that your daughter and the Avatar would make a nice couple."

Lao: "Huh. Really?"

Hakoda: "I just want him to stop making goo goo eyes at Katara and focus on saving the world. Plus I've got 20 silver pieces riding on that pair. Some centipede from the spirit world's running a pool."

Lao: "Gee. Thanks. Well I gotta go. Need to remind my wife hourly that breathing is good for you. See you around."

Hakoda: "Safe journey."

Ozai: "What he said."

Hakoda: "......."

Ozai: "......"

Hakoda: "......Soooooo...what's this I hear about your son and my daughter?"


Cripes! This was long! I'm sorry it this eats up too much of your screen. I'll edit it away if you want.

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