Post by Ardor on Feb 10, 2007 23:06:14 GMT -5
Lol. Before you ask, I didn't write this. I found this file on my computer entitled "One Sentence Story - so far", and wondered what it was. At first I thought I wrote it 
..almost had a heart attack.. but eventually realized that it was a "One Sentence Story" from the Early Ages, that I apparently saved on my computer. Why? I have no clue. The date on the file is January 30, 2006.
So to all the old members, this is what we've created, I hope you enjoy this fine piece of art. I haven't read the whole thing yet, but I might be able to pick out something I remember posting xD
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The firebenders where nearing closer each second. Zuko was furious, he was after the avatar and they were getting in the way. The avatar kept running away from the firebenders, zuko, and a swarm of scorpion bees was swarming around his head. He tripped over a rock and he said, "ow." Zuko destroyed the other firebenders and got close to aang, ready to capture the avatar.
Then Aang asked, "Do you like trees?"
Zuko said, "Uh... if you mean by trees Katara, I'm not secretly in love with her if that's what your thinking, don't hurt me"
Aang said, "ooooookaaaaaaay. that was weird,” Aang continued, "but she's secretly in love with Appa! And when i say appa, i really mean me, Yeah we made out last night"
Zuko replied, "But she was MINE!"
Aang said, "yeah right" as Katara came up and kissed him.
Katara said to Zuko, "You're not my type."
Zuko was enraged and jumped off a cliff while Aan and Katara walked away hand in hand.
Aang asked, "Do you like cheese?" Katara looked at him and laughed, "Oh Aang you are crazy"
"Crazy? I'm not crazy" said Aang as Zhao slowly crept up to them.
Aang turned around and kicked Zhao to the ground, before he attacked Katara. When Aang turned around however, Katara had run off with Momo! Yeah, momo crossed the line.
After Ozai was defeated by Aang, Zuko took the throne and ruled the Fire Nation. Appa somehow had appa Jr.s, and Katara dumped Momo. Zuko had a broken arm and also a dwelling anger for hating Katara so much. Aang ran off with Meng and had big eared children. Zuko had kids with some wife and they always called Zuko "Ketchup head".
But then everyone visited Jerry Springer and Oprah and Conan O'Brein and Jon Stewart, and things were back to normal again.
Iroh had a heart attack because Jun rejected him. But he lived because Zuko's scar was also a defribbulator.
Zula eloped with Zhao. Jun got married to a gay stripper. And Haru got a death sentence for insulting a cabbage. Meng is getting her fortune told for a new husband and about special hair ointments.
the ghostbusters came and stole suki's makeup. Suki ended up using rose buds for lipstick. She cut herself with the thorns! The blood replaces the flowers. SOkka was walking by when he noticed her hands were unusually red.
“I'm bweeding in my mouf...It huwrts”
sokka said, "Want me to suck all the blood out?"
Momo came to make a scene transition. Appa follows Momo. Then momo gets the feeling that a grapefruit is attacking a peice of lint and screams. Appa bites the grapefruit and walks away... slowly.
"Aang, it's a real good thing that appa is toilet trained," Sokka said.
“Huh? What did you say," Aang asked.
"Nothing, it's just that appa ate a grapefruit, and you know what that does to his stomach!." replied Sokka.
"Ummmm about Appa being toilet trained..." Aang starts, "I don't think we had toilets that big...."
Sokka blinked, "OH CRUD!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
Zuko gets face makeup and his face is all pretty.... But he is still bald. lucky for him he found some foul smelling hair tonic near a flying bison. But as Zuko approached the flying bison, he realized he was allergic to it! he started to get a nasty allergic reaction. Ten boils shaped like Famous news anchors appeared on his right hip. Zula and Katara run off in fright. Momo got interested and poked the ones shaped like Jon stewart, Larry King, and Paula Zahn.
Zuko says, “Owww!! stupid animal!” and chases after Momo. Then Zuko tripped over a beetle and said, "I tripped over a beetle". It turns out it was the grand son of the beetle Monk gyatso squashed 100 years ago.
The beetle said, "Now you will pay for tripping over me!"
The beetle transformed into Zuko's worst nightmare, his reflection. Aang runs to where Zuko had started screaming, and begins to run around in circles and shout something about clones and aliens. Zuko stomps the beetle and runs away. But when he stomped on the beetle, it's guts turned into a clone of an alien that looks like Zuko. Aang tries to befriend the alien, thinking it was Zuko, just so he would stop chasing him for his honor. The cloned Zuko gave Aang a BIIIIG hug and Aang fell unconcious and frothing at the mouth, shocked into submission.
MOmo was shocked as he saw the grapefruit betray him.
Katara hooked up with Haru while she left Zula for dead. Then Sokka woke up and realized it was all just a weeeiiiird dream. everyone had a conversation about the dangers of cheese steak salads and all of the sudden the face stealer stole rokus face. Then they all ate some cashews. Aang looked at the ingredients and read... MADE OF 100% LEMUR!?!? Momo fainted in shock. Appa cried in frustration and then made more hair tonic for Zuko. Aang cried that he ate a lemur and he wasn't a vegetairen any more.
Zuko was cannibalistic and ate his own arm. just as zuko jumped into the air ready to attack and then the crazy foaming guy got upset because he couldn't foam any more so he cheated with tooth paste. BUT THEN the toothe paste began to foam up into his BRAIN, causing him to DIE, then his spirit haunted oral- b's company forever. then, throughly confused gran gran closed the story book saying "The End" to katara and sokka. Master pakku ate some granola and barfed on the book. Katara and Gran Gran got all upset and beat him to teach him a lesson. Sokka and Aang cowered in the corner, away from Gran Gran and Katara's wrath; Paku was not so lucky.
All of the sudden Sokka talks about this night mare where Iroh raps "I had the lotus tile in my sleeve" Over and over again. Also in that dream, Sokka married a rock and lived happily ever after. but the rock kept a dark secret... THE ROCK WAS ACTUALLY A DIRT CLOD!!!! So when Sokka threw his arms around it, (he didn't want to, but heck, it's a nightmare and he's married,) it broke into many pieces, at which point he woke up from his dream. Sokka realized the dangers of earthbending and went on a wild rampage, destroying all earth kindom cities. The cities sued Sokka for destroying stuff. Sokka blames katara.
Katara decides that her goal in life is to become a cheerleader. Aang's all for it, he can't wait to see her in her tight cheerleader outfit. Zhao has to be the mascot of the shaved-monkeys team. Zhao Buys the costume and puts it on realizing that he is allergic too it but he keeps it on because all the girls like it. Aang watches Katara's performance as Zhao blows up like a balloon. Katara freaks out at the sight of Zhao swelling up, and runs to find Sokka. Sokka whips out his Hi-tech digital camera and takes 246 pictures of Zhao. Zhao thinks that Sokka took his pictures because he liked his costume too and blushes. Sokka decided he wanted to be a cheerleader like Zhao, too! Zuko comes out in a speedo, deciding he looks hawt. Sokka is jealous and also puts on a Speedo, but PINK.
Katara starts to blush noticing guys in speedos, so Aang decides to put one on. Then Haru decides to as well and all the Avatar fangirls have officially keeled over, frothing at the mouth. All the people in Speedos decided to have a swimming competition to see who was the strongest. All of them dive in, only to bellyflop, then sink to the bottom. Katara starts laughing her head off. Katara laughed so hard she broke her laughbox. Aang imdeantly goes into "avatar mode" and rushes to Katara, leaving everyone else in thier speedos carring out the pathetic compation. Aang tries to make her laugh by putting his speedo on his head. But since Katara's laughbox is broken all she can do is a weak croak and a smile. then aang goes and steals a hiyinaas laughbox and puts it in katara. Then, when Katara laughed, she realized she sounded like a hienah, she tried to run through the wall and Bake cookies!
When Katara finishes cooking, she accidentally cooks stewed sea prunes, causing Bato, Haylie, Sokka, Roku to pass out; Katara says, "Was it something I made?" Then Katara decides to wait until they wake up......an he waits.......and she waits.....and suddeny Sokka says: "I like those security cameras at Wal Mart!! They're ADORABLE!"
Then Katara was like "Whats a wal Mart?"
Sokka says, "It's a cool place with a pink aisle!"
Katara goes "LETS ALL GO!!! Blue is so boring now..."
So they go to Wal-Mart, blissfully unaware of their impending doom. Zula jumps out! "Halt I order you to yield to the fire nation!!!" But they laughed at her because Sokka has a spork that he can wield to the desturction on all men, and then katara laughs at him while Wearing a pink tutu and Aang runs by in a leather miniskirt yelling "THE FIRE NATION< THE FIRE NATION..... oh....hey look, i can waterbend!!!!"
Meanwhile Sokka sticks a pencil up his nose! The children are frightened by this sight and run away and get captured by the fire nation... and the fire nation gets their butts kicked by aang who *swoosh* -es water at them and says..."YOU STOLE 'MY' KATARA, ZUKO, PREPARE TO DIE!"
Zula leapt at Aang, kissing him madly. "Forget Katara, Aangy...TAKE ME!!!" After that disturbing experience Zuko and Katara stop fighting, and gag themselves...
The PA announced: “Clean up! Pink Aisle!”
To their surprise, Crazy Foaming Guy comes out with a pail and mop in his hands--his mouth foaming in excitement to finally be able to clean!
Then Meng jumps out, dressed like katara, "Ohhhhhh Aannnyyyy!!!" But to her dissappointment Katara was in pink, and she was arrested for stealing the outfit from the costume shop across the street. Over seeing this, Aang's avatar spirit kicks in, and released a crazy amazing spirit attack at the police officers that were taking Meng away.
The police officiers dropped Meng and ran... To the doughnut shop. Where Iroh was working. Iroh looked in and asked if the men would like some tea. Then Iroh found out he had a severe allergy to tea. After Iroh sneezed a couple of times, the Officers arrested him for using and unlicensed fire arm.
Zuko couldn’t handle this mutiny, and ran to the boat to get the blue spirit mask Where he realized that his mask was not blue but turquoise, which totally ruined the whole blue spirit concept, so he came up with a brilliant Idea, and ran to the nearest Home Depot to buy blue paint. But there he met the Cabbage man who was trying to sell him "Cabbages in Buns" Scared and confused, Zuko ran away, leaving the Spirit Mask behind for the Cabbage man to pick up.
The Cabbage Man picked it up, examing the intimidating detials on the mask, the first thought that came to mind was 'This looks like Mom!' The cabbage man gasps, horrified, dropping the mask on the groud and runs away, only to have Sokka come around and pick it up. Sokka studies the mask; Sokka ponders the mask; Sokka suddently forgets what he came into Home Depot for, gets angry, shoves the mask into the nearest bin, and stomps out of the store.
Iroh walks into the store, with a still scared and confused Zuko hiding behind him, asking the nearest person if they had seen a blue-correction: Turquoise spirit mask that belonged to the banished prince of the fire nation.
Out of nowhere, a swarm of fangirls pounced upon the unsuspecting Firebenders. In the Chaos, the bin in which the spirit mask resided was knocked over. Momo aproached the mask and picked it up and held it to his face, when one of the firebender officers said, "ITS THE BLUE SPIRIT! ARREST HIM!"
Momo ran for his life...only to find himself bump into Zula...with firebenders still chasing him from behind. Zula gave Momo a kiss and then picked up her blind-glasses, "The blue spirit!" Someone yelled, and Zula shot flames into the direction of the voice scorching the Officers. Aang returned back to normal, and walked right up to to Zula and slapped her across the face, "OH NO YOU DIDN'T!" and snatched Momo back. Then to get Momo back, Aang challenged Azula to a rapping contest.
Aang started off first.
After the rap Zuko came out of the bathroom full of kisses while Uncle Iroh stayed in the bathroom for 10 more minutes. Aang and Zula immeidately notice Zuko, face full of kisses, and they pause their rapping contest, staring at the banished prince.
Zula then takes Momo and runs off screaming, "Yo lookie here! Nuthins how it appear! Zula of da flamin nation, causing havoc and devastation! Stealing pets and tricking fools, but cya later cuz iz all kewl." Then Momo will scream at Zula: "Have my babies!!" So Zula throws Momo to Katara while Aang is jealous of Momo.
Iroh comes out of the bathroom. Everyone stops and screams, then jun comes out and faints, while Iroh takes this time to scream also.
The loud screams caught the attention of Appa far far away. Appa flew to the scene where Katara sprayed mace into Iroh's eyes, Iroh was about to turn into the Hulk until Zuko gave his angry uncle some Ginsang tea, his favorite.
Instead of Iroh turnin ginto a hulk Zula turned into Hello Kitty.
Hello Kitty Zula said "I love you all forever!"
All present stand around in shock and terror, then come to their senses and hide behind Grangran, and she yells Kitty I love you!!!
"Noooooooooo!" Paku yells.
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!" Katara yells and hugs Hello Kitty, but a Penguin slides down the hill and knocks her out cold.
Katara complains she has a broken nose, dislocated arm, and ruined hair, so she is rushed to the hospital. She had to wait in line behind all of the Fire Nation Navy guys that were injured by Koi Aang.
Zuko runs in and starts a fight with Jet..."First you try and take my girl, and now cursing out my nation?!"
Jet started panicing, and had a heart attack. But the Fire Benders came first, since this was a Fire Nation hostpital not an "anti-Fire Nation Hospital." Jet laid there, his eyes twitching, when suddenly Zula appeared with chopsticks in her hands. She leapt on top of Jet, and started to eat...THE HAMBURGER IN HIS POCKET!!!
The spirits became angry at Katara and took her away into a mysterious realm filled with familiar characters. Zuko sensed a disturbance in the force and ran after the spirit, and somehow ended up in the spirit world. There he stumbled upon a strange creature that lurked inside a tree. Zuko slowly stepped inside to meet this mysterious creature.
"Well, if it isn't the banished prince of the Fire Nation," it drawled.
Koh stepped out, wiht the face of...SUPER HAPPY Ozai puppet!!
"Father!?" Zuko shouted, and he chuckled to himself "And I thought my pain and suffering was bad..."
Koh slyly wrapped itself around Zuko, and as it looked at him, it changed into the face of Meng!!!! Who started laughing!
"WTF?!" Zuko yelled.
Zuko heard an ear-piercing scream coming from within the black cavern. Katara ran out, and with...the foaming guy hot on her trail!
"AHHH, get him away from me! Ewww, his mouth is all icky!" Katara yelped.
Katara, seeing Zuko, quickly leaped into his arms. Then Koh runs over and steals the fomay guy's face! Koh, with his new face, turned around and eyed Zuko and Katara evilly.
Koh, not realizing that the Foaming mouth guy was actually having a seizure became too distracted because its face began to be enveloped in foam.
Then Aang jumped out of nowhere and brought Ozai with him. Ozai then fell down, out of a stroke, and Aang went, to koh, and started to laugh, Koh saw this and stole his face, plus every other Avatar fan that was there.
Zuko, still carrying Katara, smiled as he sensed that he has her all to himself. But right then Iroh suddenly appeared.
Zuko, have you seen my Lotus Tile? I lost it again," Iroh said.
Zuko said, "You didn't lose it I threw it out with all your tea as well"
Iroh fainted. Zuko immediately went to his uncle's aid, dropping Katara. Katara yelped and frowned, than ran off.
"Zuko," Iroh muttered - half conscious, "Yes?" Zuko answered, "Ozai is not your father, It is I who is your father!" Iroh exclaimed, and then fainted into oblivion.
Zuko shouted "NOOOooOOOOoOOOOOo0oOOOO! (Cheesy Darth Vader NOoOO!) Father, you shall be avenged!"
"Actually, I'm still alive. In fact I feel fine, I think I might pull through!" Iroh said.
Then Jun shows up and starts to beat on Iroh, "How dare you tell our son about his true parents!!!"
"WAIT!" Zuko screamed as he prevented his mother (Jun) from hitting his dad. "This is too wrong!" But it was too late, the constant beating on Iroh just became too much. Jun, realizing what she had done ran around the room like a crazy lunatic, but ran into a tree and stubbed her toe.
Suddenly, Koh reappeared and stole Jun's face! Zuko saw what was happening and ran out of the cave, screaming like a little girl. As he was running, he bumped into a mysterious female spirit!
She said, "Turn back! you left someone of great importance behind you!"
Zuko contemplated for a moment and suddenly he shouted, "My Blue Spirit Mask!" Koh was stalking him with the face that looked like the Blue Spirit, and Zuko ripped it right off of his head...thing and put it on. Suddenly, a blue mist engulfed Zuko and delivered him back to the human world where Aang stood, he asked "Wheres Katara!? And wtf is on your face?! Who are you!" Zuko, not wanting to show Aang his true identity, shot away into the dark forest behind him.
As he ran into the forrest he saw Katara kissing YUe.
"WTF?!" he screamed, disrupting the kiss. "Katara I thought you were in love with me!"
Sokka ran out and also yelled "WTF?!" But the two girls turned into Koh, and he went after sokka and Zuko. Sokka pulled out his boomerang, threw it, but to no avail. Koh then stop and fell, and out of his bug like exterior came...something horrible...something horendous...so awful we are too afraid to announce it plainly...then suddenly...Crawled out...Meng.
"WHAT A TWIST!!" Aang said.
Her hair was down, and she was in white rags, then everyhting weent all twilight, Meng became Samara II!!! Aang, seeing this transformation, fell completely in love.
MEANWHILE, back in the cave, Iroh's eyes twitched a couple times.
"Zuko...?" he murmured. "Jun? Where is everyone?" He shrugged his shoulders and said," Now where can I get some tea in this place..."
"General Iroh," said a whisper in the darkness. "Do you remember me?"
Out came Yue. "How could you let me die like that? YOu just told me that I had been touched by the MS, and you told me to go die!!"
"Whaaa?" Iroh said. "I--I do not remember you." Then suddenly, Iroh realized he is suffering from amnesia! Then he is jumped into the Hospital, where jEt was rejected, and at his side, was Zula in a nurse's suit.
The End
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XDDD I'm still wondering why I saved that.
..So to all the old members, this is what we've created, I hope you enjoy this fine piece of art. I haven't read the whole thing yet, but I might be able to pick out something I remember posting xD
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The firebenders where nearing closer each second. Zuko was furious, he was after the avatar and they were getting in the way. The avatar kept running away from the firebenders, zuko, and a swarm of scorpion bees was swarming around his head. He tripped over a rock and he said, "ow." Zuko destroyed the other firebenders and got close to aang, ready to capture the avatar.
Then Aang asked, "Do you like trees?"
Zuko said, "Uh... if you mean by trees Katara, I'm not secretly in love with her if that's what your thinking, don't hurt me"
Aang said, "ooooookaaaaaaay. that was weird,” Aang continued, "but she's secretly in love with Appa! And when i say appa, i really mean me, Yeah we made out last night"
Zuko replied, "But she was MINE!"
Aang said, "yeah right" as Katara came up and kissed him.
Katara said to Zuko, "You're not my type."
Zuko was enraged and jumped off a cliff while Aan and Katara walked away hand in hand.
Aang asked, "Do you like cheese?" Katara looked at him and laughed, "Oh Aang you are crazy"
"Crazy? I'm not crazy" said Aang as Zhao slowly crept up to them.
Aang turned around and kicked Zhao to the ground, before he attacked Katara. When Aang turned around however, Katara had run off with Momo! Yeah, momo crossed the line.
After Ozai was defeated by Aang, Zuko took the throne and ruled the Fire Nation. Appa somehow had appa Jr.s, and Katara dumped Momo. Zuko had a broken arm and also a dwelling anger for hating Katara so much. Aang ran off with Meng and had big eared children. Zuko had kids with some wife and they always called Zuko "Ketchup head".
But then everyone visited Jerry Springer and Oprah and Conan O'Brein and Jon Stewart, and things were back to normal again.
Iroh had a heart attack because Jun rejected him. But he lived because Zuko's scar was also a defribbulator.
Zula eloped with Zhao. Jun got married to a gay stripper. And Haru got a death sentence for insulting a cabbage. Meng is getting her fortune told for a new husband and about special hair ointments.
the ghostbusters came and stole suki's makeup. Suki ended up using rose buds for lipstick. She cut herself with the thorns! The blood replaces the flowers. SOkka was walking by when he noticed her hands were unusually red.
“I'm bweeding in my mouf...It huwrts”
sokka said, "Want me to suck all the blood out?"
Momo came to make a scene transition. Appa follows Momo. Then momo gets the feeling that a grapefruit is attacking a peice of lint and screams. Appa bites the grapefruit and walks away... slowly.
"Aang, it's a real good thing that appa is toilet trained," Sokka said.
“Huh? What did you say," Aang asked.
"Nothing, it's just that appa ate a grapefruit, and you know what that does to his stomach!." replied Sokka.
"Ummmm about Appa being toilet trained..." Aang starts, "I don't think we had toilets that big...."
Sokka blinked, "OH CRUD!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
Zuko gets face makeup and his face is all pretty.... But he is still bald. lucky for him he found some foul smelling hair tonic near a flying bison. But as Zuko approached the flying bison, he realized he was allergic to it! he started to get a nasty allergic reaction. Ten boils shaped like Famous news anchors appeared on his right hip. Zula and Katara run off in fright. Momo got interested and poked the ones shaped like Jon stewart, Larry King, and Paula Zahn.
Zuko says, “Owww!! stupid animal!” and chases after Momo. Then Zuko tripped over a beetle and said, "I tripped over a beetle". It turns out it was the grand son of the beetle Monk gyatso squashed 100 years ago.
The beetle said, "Now you will pay for tripping over me!"
The beetle transformed into Zuko's worst nightmare, his reflection. Aang runs to where Zuko had started screaming, and begins to run around in circles and shout something about clones and aliens. Zuko stomps the beetle and runs away. But when he stomped on the beetle, it's guts turned into a clone of an alien that looks like Zuko. Aang tries to befriend the alien, thinking it was Zuko, just so he would stop chasing him for his honor. The cloned Zuko gave Aang a BIIIIG hug and Aang fell unconcious and frothing at the mouth, shocked into submission.
MOmo was shocked as he saw the grapefruit betray him.
Katara hooked up with Haru while she left Zula for dead. Then Sokka woke up and realized it was all just a weeeiiiird dream. everyone had a conversation about the dangers of cheese steak salads and all of the sudden the face stealer stole rokus face. Then they all ate some cashews. Aang looked at the ingredients and read... MADE OF 100% LEMUR!?!? Momo fainted in shock. Appa cried in frustration and then made more hair tonic for Zuko. Aang cried that he ate a lemur and he wasn't a vegetairen any more.
Zuko was cannibalistic and ate his own arm. just as zuko jumped into the air ready to attack and then the crazy foaming guy got upset because he couldn't foam any more so he cheated with tooth paste. BUT THEN the toothe paste began to foam up into his BRAIN, causing him to DIE, then his spirit haunted oral- b's company forever. then, throughly confused gran gran closed the story book saying "The End" to katara and sokka. Master pakku ate some granola and barfed on the book. Katara and Gran Gran got all upset and beat him to teach him a lesson. Sokka and Aang cowered in the corner, away from Gran Gran and Katara's wrath; Paku was not so lucky.
All of the sudden Sokka talks about this night mare where Iroh raps "I had the lotus tile in my sleeve" Over and over again. Also in that dream, Sokka married a rock and lived happily ever after. but the rock kept a dark secret... THE ROCK WAS ACTUALLY A DIRT CLOD!!!! So when Sokka threw his arms around it, (he didn't want to, but heck, it's a nightmare and he's married,) it broke into many pieces, at which point he woke up from his dream. Sokka realized the dangers of earthbending and went on a wild rampage, destroying all earth kindom cities. The cities sued Sokka for destroying stuff. Sokka blames katara.
Katara decides that her goal in life is to become a cheerleader. Aang's all for it, he can't wait to see her in her tight cheerleader outfit. Zhao has to be the mascot of the shaved-monkeys team. Zhao Buys the costume and puts it on realizing that he is allergic too it but he keeps it on because all the girls like it. Aang watches Katara's performance as Zhao blows up like a balloon. Katara freaks out at the sight of Zhao swelling up, and runs to find Sokka. Sokka whips out his Hi-tech digital camera and takes 246 pictures of Zhao. Zhao thinks that Sokka took his pictures because he liked his costume too and blushes. Sokka decided he wanted to be a cheerleader like Zhao, too! Zuko comes out in a speedo, deciding he looks hawt. Sokka is jealous and also puts on a Speedo, but PINK.
Katara starts to blush noticing guys in speedos, so Aang decides to put one on. Then Haru decides to as well and all the Avatar fangirls have officially keeled over, frothing at the mouth. All the people in Speedos decided to have a swimming competition to see who was the strongest. All of them dive in, only to bellyflop, then sink to the bottom. Katara starts laughing her head off. Katara laughed so hard she broke her laughbox. Aang imdeantly goes into "avatar mode" and rushes to Katara, leaving everyone else in thier speedos carring out the pathetic compation. Aang tries to make her laugh by putting his speedo on his head. But since Katara's laughbox is broken all she can do is a weak croak and a smile. then aang goes and steals a hiyinaas laughbox and puts it in katara. Then, when Katara laughed, she realized she sounded like a hienah, she tried to run through the wall and Bake cookies!
When Katara finishes cooking, she accidentally cooks stewed sea prunes, causing Bato, Haylie, Sokka, Roku to pass out; Katara says, "Was it something I made?" Then Katara decides to wait until they wake up......an he waits.......and she waits.....and suddeny Sokka says: "I like those security cameras at Wal Mart!! They're ADORABLE!"
Then Katara was like "Whats a wal Mart?"
Sokka says, "It's a cool place with a pink aisle!"
Katara goes "LETS ALL GO!!! Blue is so boring now..."
So they go to Wal-Mart, blissfully unaware of their impending doom. Zula jumps out! "Halt I order you to yield to the fire nation!!!" But they laughed at her because Sokka has a spork that he can wield to the desturction on all men, and then katara laughs at him while Wearing a pink tutu and Aang runs by in a leather miniskirt yelling "THE FIRE NATION< THE FIRE NATION..... oh....hey look, i can waterbend!!!!"
Meanwhile Sokka sticks a pencil up his nose! The children are frightened by this sight and run away and get captured by the fire nation... and the fire nation gets their butts kicked by aang who *swoosh* -es water at them and says..."YOU STOLE 'MY' KATARA, ZUKO, PREPARE TO DIE!"
Zula leapt at Aang, kissing him madly. "Forget Katara, Aangy...TAKE ME!!!" After that disturbing experience Zuko and Katara stop fighting, and gag themselves...
The PA announced: “Clean up! Pink Aisle!”
To their surprise, Crazy Foaming Guy comes out with a pail and mop in his hands--his mouth foaming in excitement to finally be able to clean!
Then Meng jumps out, dressed like katara, "Ohhhhhh Aannnyyyy!!!" But to her dissappointment Katara was in pink, and she was arrested for stealing the outfit from the costume shop across the street. Over seeing this, Aang's avatar spirit kicks in, and released a crazy amazing spirit attack at the police officers that were taking Meng away.
The police officiers dropped Meng and ran... To the doughnut shop. Where Iroh was working. Iroh looked in and asked if the men would like some tea. Then Iroh found out he had a severe allergy to tea. After Iroh sneezed a couple of times, the Officers arrested him for using and unlicensed fire arm.
Zuko couldn’t handle this mutiny, and ran to the boat to get the blue spirit mask Where he realized that his mask was not blue but turquoise, which totally ruined the whole blue spirit concept, so he came up with a brilliant Idea, and ran to the nearest Home Depot to buy blue paint. But there he met the Cabbage man who was trying to sell him "Cabbages in Buns" Scared and confused, Zuko ran away, leaving the Spirit Mask behind for the Cabbage man to pick up.
The Cabbage Man picked it up, examing the intimidating detials on the mask, the first thought that came to mind was 'This looks like Mom!' The cabbage man gasps, horrified, dropping the mask on the groud and runs away, only to have Sokka come around and pick it up. Sokka studies the mask; Sokka ponders the mask; Sokka suddently forgets what he came into Home Depot for, gets angry, shoves the mask into the nearest bin, and stomps out of the store.
Iroh walks into the store, with a still scared and confused Zuko hiding behind him, asking the nearest person if they had seen a blue-correction: Turquoise spirit mask that belonged to the banished prince of the fire nation.
Out of nowhere, a swarm of fangirls pounced upon the unsuspecting Firebenders. In the Chaos, the bin in which the spirit mask resided was knocked over. Momo aproached the mask and picked it up and held it to his face, when one of the firebender officers said, "ITS THE BLUE SPIRIT! ARREST HIM!"
Momo ran for his life...only to find himself bump into Zula...with firebenders still chasing him from behind. Zula gave Momo a kiss and then picked up her blind-glasses, "The blue spirit!" Someone yelled, and Zula shot flames into the direction of the voice scorching the Officers. Aang returned back to normal, and walked right up to to Zula and slapped her across the face, "OH NO YOU DIDN'T!" and snatched Momo back. Then to get Momo back, Aang challenged Azula to a rapping contest.
Aang started off first.
After the rap Zuko came out of the bathroom full of kisses while Uncle Iroh stayed in the bathroom for 10 more minutes. Aang and Zula immeidately notice Zuko, face full of kisses, and they pause their rapping contest, staring at the banished prince.
Zula then takes Momo and runs off screaming, "Yo lookie here! Nuthins how it appear! Zula of da flamin nation, causing havoc and devastation! Stealing pets and tricking fools, but cya later cuz iz all kewl." Then Momo will scream at Zula: "Have my babies!!" So Zula throws Momo to Katara while Aang is jealous of Momo.
Iroh comes out of the bathroom. Everyone stops and screams, then jun comes out and faints, while Iroh takes this time to scream also.
The loud screams caught the attention of Appa far far away. Appa flew to the scene where Katara sprayed mace into Iroh's eyes, Iroh was about to turn into the Hulk until Zuko gave his angry uncle some Ginsang tea, his favorite.
Instead of Iroh turnin ginto a hulk Zula turned into Hello Kitty.
Hello Kitty Zula said "I love you all forever!"
All present stand around in shock and terror, then come to their senses and hide behind Grangran, and she yells Kitty I love you!!!
"Noooooooooo!" Paku yells.
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!" Katara yells and hugs Hello Kitty, but a Penguin slides down the hill and knocks her out cold.
Katara complains she has a broken nose, dislocated arm, and ruined hair, so she is rushed to the hospital. She had to wait in line behind all of the Fire Nation Navy guys that were injured by Koi Aang.
Zuko runs in and starts a fight with Jet..."First you try and take my girl, and now cursing out my nation?!"
Jet started panicing, and had a heart attack. But the Fire Benders came first, since this was a Fire Nation hostpital not an "anti-Fire Nation Hospital." Jet laid there, his eyes twitching, when suddenly Zula appeared with chopsticks in her hands. She leapt on top of Jet, and started to eat...THE HAMBURGER IN HIS POCKET!!!
The spirits became angry at Katara and took her away into a mysterious realm filled with familiar characters. Zuko sensed a disturbance in the force and ran after the spirit, and somehow ended up in the spirit world. There he stumbled upon a strange creature that lurked inside a tree. Zuko slowly stepped inside to meet this mysterious creature.
"Well, if it isn't the banished prince of the Fire Nation," it drawled.
Koh stepped out, wiht the face of...SUPER HAPPY Ozai puppet!!
"Father!?" Zuko shouted, and he chuckled to himself "And I thought my pain and suffering was bad..."
Koh slyly wrapped itself around Zuko, and as it looked at him, it changed into the face of Meng!!!! Who started laughing!
"WTF?!" Zuko yelled.
Zuko heard an ear-piercing scream coming from within the black cavern. Katara ran out, and with...the foaming guy hot on her trail!
"AHHH, get him away from me! Ewww, his mouth is all icky!" Katara yelped.
Katara, seeing Zuko, quickly leaped into his arms. Then Koh runs over and steals the fomay guy's face! Koh, with his new face, turned around and eyed Zuko and Katara evilly.
Koh, not realizing that the Foaming mouth guy was actually having a seizure became too distracted because its face began to be enveloped in foam.
Then Aang jumped out of nowhere and brought Ozai with him. Ozai then fell down, out of a stroke, and Aang went, to koh, and started to laugh, Koh saw this and stole his face, plus every other Avatar fan that was there.
Zuko, still carrying Katara, smiled as he sensed that he has her all to himself. But right then Iroh suddenly appeared.
Zuko, have you seen my Lotus Tile? I lost it again," Iroh said.
Zuko said, "You didn't lose it I threw it out with all your tea as well"
Iroh fainted. Zuko immediately went to his uncle's aid, dropping Katara. Katara yelped and frowned, than ran off.
"Zuko," Iroh muttered - half conscious, "Yes?" Zuko answered, "Ozai is not your father, It is I who is your father!" Iroh exclaimed, and then fainted into oblivion.
Zuko shouted "NOOOooOOOOoOOOOOo0oOOOO! (Cheesy Darth Vader NOoOO!) Father, you shall be avenged!"
"Actually, I'm still alive. In fact I feel fine, I think I might pull through!" Iroh said.
Then Jun shows up and starts to beat on Iroh, "How dare you tell our son about his true parents!!!"
"WAIT!" Zuko screamed as he prevented his mother (Jun) from hitting his dad. "This is too wrong!" But it was too late, the constant beating on Iroh just became too much. Jun, realizing what she had done ran around the room like a crazy lunatic, but ran into a tree and stubbed her toe.
Suddenly, Koh reappeared and stole Jun's face! Zuko saw what was happening and ran out of the cave, screaming like a little girl. As he was running, he bumped into a mysterious female spirit!
She said, "Turn back! you left someone of great importance behind you!"
Zuko contemplated for a moment and suddenly he shouted, "My Blue Spirit Mask!" Koh was stalking him with the face that looked like the Blue Spirit, and Zuko ripped it right off of his head...thing and put it on. Suddenly, a blue mist engulfed Zuko and delivered him back to the human world where Aang stood, he asked "Wheres Katara!? And wtf is on your face?! Who are you!" Zuko, not wanting to show Aang his true identity, shot away into the dark forest behind him.
As he ran into the forrest he saw Katara kissing YUe.
"WTF?!" he screamed, disrupting the kiss. "Katara I thought you were in love with me!"
Sokka ran out and also yelled "WTF?!" But the two girls turned into Koh, and he went after sokka and Zuko. Sokka pulled out his boomerang, threw it, but to no avail. Koh then stop and fell, and out of his bug like exterior came...something horrible...something horendous...so awful we are too afraid to announce it plainly...then suddenly...Crawled out...Meng.
"WHAT A TWIST!!" Aang said.
Her hair was down, and she was in white rags, then everyhting weent all twilight, Meng became Samara II!!! Aang, seeing this transformation, fell completely in love.
MEANWHILE, back in the cave, Iroh's eyes twitched a couple times.
"Zuko...?" he murmured. "Jun? Where is everyone?" He shrugged his shoulders and said," Now where can I get some tea in this place..."
"General Iroh," said a whisper in the darkness. "Do you remember me?"
Out came Yue. "How could you let me die like that? YOu just told me that I had been touched by the MS, and you told me to go die!!"
"Whaaa?" Iroh said. "I--I do not remember you." Then suddenly, Iroh realized he is suffering from amnesia! Then he is jumped into the Hospital, where jEt was rejected, and at his side, was Zula in a nurse's suit.
The End
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XDDD I'm still wondering why I saved that.
