What bad movies would you include in MST3K

[Everwen45]

If Mystery Science Theater 3000 was done again, which movies would you include? from like the 80s the 90s and from now.

Okay I got some, you guys tell me yours:
- The Virgin of Juárez: Man, I never thought Minnie Driver could fall so low. This movie is a complete nonsensical crap.

- Universal Soldier, The Return: Van Damme and a sequel, that's all you need to know.

- The Cell: Visually stunning, but with a story full of plot holes and bad acting. If somebody would take out J-Lo things would be a lot better.

Okay, this are some of mine, which ones are yours?

[gigirl942]

Santa Claus 3


HOLY CRAP THAT MOVIE WAS TERRIBLE!

[appacatbus]

Eragon

Star Wars IV (im not saying its terrible but its very easy to make fun of)

[Karatelover]

Ok here is a long list, but I'll name them anyways.

King Cobra

Blood Surf

Spiders 1-2

Vanenlla Skys (With Tom Cruise)

Carnosaur 1-3

The Fear

Crossroads

Glitter

Cyborg 2

Lord of the Rings, (Just Kidding!)

Alien Abduction

Octoipus 1-2

Minatar

Manticore

Demon Slayer

Miners Masicure or The Curse of the Forthy something Miner

The Snake King or second title would be, "Snake People"

Komodo VS Cobra

Komodo and Curse of the Komodo

Pteryidoctal (It's the flying bird from the dinosaur age)

Jaws 3-4

Trust me I could think of a lot of B movies that I've seen before.

[Zukosfire5]

appacatbus said:

Star Wars IV (im not saying its terrible but its very easy to make fun of)

Sacrilege! For this, you shall be burned at the stake!


Personally, I would include High School Musical.

[alternatecoppa]

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[Gran Gran]

karatelover said:

Ok here is a long list, but I'll name them anyways.

King Cobra

Blood Surf

Spiders 1-2

Vanenlla Skys (With Tom Cruise)

Carnosaur 1-3

The Fear

Crossroads

Glitter

Cyborg 2

Lord of the Rings, (Just Kidding!)

Alien Abduction

Octoipus 1-2

Minatar

Manticore

Demon Slayer

Miners Masicure or The Curse of the Forthy something Miner

The Snake King or second title would be, "Snake People"

Komodo VS Cobra

Komodo and Curse of the Komodo

Pteryidoctal (It's the flying bird from the dinosaur age)

Jaws 3-4

Trust me I could think of a lot of B movies that I've seen before.

ZOH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!1!!!ONE!!!!111!!!

95% of those movies I have never heard of, and I watch obscure stuff!

[alternatecoppa]

You haven't seen Carnosaur 1-3? Then you must be living a happy life.

[Gran Gran]

LOL! I guess so!

[Lady Liesl]

I'm with Kaneda on this one; Eragon. I love the books--but the movie was just *shame*.

[appacatbus]

Some cliche sports movie, like Gridiron Gang or something.

[femaleairbender]

karatelover said:

Lord of the Rings, (Just Kidding!)

You better be just kidding; you don't want the world's biggest and angriest mob after you. Haha! *sees people with fire and pitchforks, all looking ticked off* ...Uh, I think you better run...

Anyway, the only two movies I can come up with are:
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Come on, admit it. The book was great, the movie didn't do it justice.
The Grudge. It was a crappy ripoff of The Ring.

[alternatecoppa]

femaleairbender said:

karatelover said:

Lord of the Rings, (Just Kidding!)

You better be just kidding; you don't want the world's biggest and angriest mob after you. Haha! *sees people with fire and pitchforks, all looking ticked off* ...Uh, I think you better run...
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The Grudge. It was a crappy ripoff of The Ring.

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And they're both hilarious!

[Tungsten]

Judge Dread

Spy Kids 3D

Curse of the Golden Flower

[appacatbus]

The Wizard of Oz

Some crappy family Christmas Movie, i dont know which one would be best.