kaibasgirl
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Post by kaibasgirl on Nov 30, 2007 2:44:05 GMT -5
I guess the writers wanted to parallel them. You know what would've been even better? If it was Zuko and Sokka who were distantly related, instead of Aang. That would've been such a "WTH" moment from the characters! XD But then Sokkla would've been considered incest, so...yeah. clickThe second to last one is Sokkla, sort of XD ... Gah! 17 hours until DoBS! ><
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Post by Maylene on Nov 30, 2007 2:48:08 GMT -5
I was about to say..."You want Zuko and Sokka related? Then that would mean Azula and Sokka are related, and then there would be no hope for our ship! And it would be incest!"
But if it makes you feel better Sokka and Zuko have something in common. They're firstborns and heirs to their father's positions (I'm guessing); and of course, they seek their father's approval.
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kaibasgirl
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Post by kaibasgirl on Nov 30, 2007 2:56:04 GMT -5
LOL! Yeah, you know what I think about incest It would be nice if Sokka and Zuko became brother-in-laws friends. They could totally share stories when it comes to their sisters, and maybe Zuko could give Sokka some tips on how to deal with Azula XD
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Post by Maylene on Nov 30, 2007 3:03:59 GMT -5
lol Zuko give tips on how to deal with Azula? I can't see that...for some reason I see Zuko feeding Sokka to Azula's wrath. XD And Zuko himself hasn't really dealt with Azula...so yeah...XD all I can imagine right now is:
Zuko: Oh and if you're gonna lie to her; don't bother. She'll know, no matter how much of a good actor you think you are, she'll know. Believe me.
Sokka: No offense Zuko but I'm a better liar than you are.
Katara: *coughs* yeah right. No you're not. Wong Shi Tong just made you believe you were a good liar. Remember? "Humans are such terrible liars..."
Sokka: Who's side are you on?!
Maybe you can explain it to me.
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kaibasgirl
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Post by kaibasgirl on Nov 30, 2007 3:50:58 GMT -5
ROFL! -karmas-
Now there's a classic if I ever saw one!
I always thought they'd exchange tales of horror, you know, they're both older brothers, and they both have younger sisters, and we all know younger sisters like to make life miserable for their older brothers XD
Sokka: Katara, what's this?
Katara: What's what, Sokka?
Sokka: My boomerang! Look at my boomerang!
Katara: You mean your knife?
Sokka: First of all, it's called a boomerang, second of all, why does it have fish guts all over it?!
Katara: Oh, Gran Gran asked me to clean the fish, and I couldn't find the cleaning knife, and I saw that lying around, so I used it.
Sokka: But this isn't a cleaning knife! It's a weapon!
Katara: So why was it lying around? You don't leave weapons lying around, Sokka.
Sokka: It wasn't lying around, I put it aside to sharpen it!
Katara: Well, it was pretty sharp when I used it. It's a good knife.
Sokka: For the last time, it's a boomerang!
Katara: What-ever Sokka, boomerang, knife
Sokka: Argh! Girls don't know anything!
hm...not likely, but you never know. XD
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Post by RadiantBeam on Nov 30, 2007 6:33:09 GMT -5
AHA. XD
But to be honest, I think Sokka had less to worry about with his dad unlike Zuko... because Haokda had already accepted that Sokka was a good, strong warrior. Ozai, on the other hand, seems to have other thoughts about Zuko.
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Post by marvel26 on Nov 30, 2007 7:06:45 GMT -5
This isn't my preferred pairing but hey as long as it's funny.
Words of Brotherly Wisdom.
*Imagine if you will, Sokka...and a shirtless drenched Zuko. Fangirls, try not to faint.*
Sokka: "Hey."
Zuko: "....."
Sokka: "Hey!"
Zuko: "....."
Sokka: "Hey! I'm talking to you!"
Zuko: "And I was trying to ignore you. Thought I'd try something from my childhood, 'Ignore the bad things and then they'll go away'. Ever try that? It's fun even if it doesn't work."
Sokka: "Ha frickin' ha."
Zuko: "So?"
Sokka: "What?"
Zuko: "You started this and you're asking me 'what?'. This is a new record. I didn't think you'd lose your last brain cell till next Spring. Now I owe the blind midget thirty gold pieces. Thanks a lot."
Sokka: "....."
Zuko: "Well? I'm being the bigger person here and being civil. Least you could do is tell me why you've soiled my personal space with your peasent presence....Good grief I sound like my dad."
Sokka: "It's about..A...la."
Zuko: "I'm sorry, what? I've still got water in my ears from when your water witch of a sister dropped the river on me."
Sokka: "Sisters....yeah."
Zuko: "Anytime now. The sun is setting and all that. Fire Bender here on schedule."
Sokka: "It's about Azula."
Zuko: "God, what did she do this time? Well, you're alive. So I assume she failed at whatever it was. Heh, that's a first. 'Oh Daddy look at the blue flames I made! Sooo much prettier than Zuzu's'. 'Daddy daddy I bent lightning! Zuzu can't even light a match!'."
Sokka: "....Ignoring that. Look, I need advice. Loathe as I am to admit it, I need your advice."
Zuko: "What the (censored) for?!"
Sokka: "Because you're her brother! A pig headed, pompous pain in the proverbial butt but you're still her brother!"
Katara: "He's not the only one!"
Sokka: "Moving on! Because you're her brother and you know her. How she thinks and all that."
Zuko: "Azula's Viper-Bat shite insane."
Sokka: "That's the whole point! Tell me something I don't know! Give me something I can use!"
Zuko: "Why?"
Sokka: "Why? Umm...out of the kindness of your big and generous heart?"
Zuko: "The one you compared to a lump of burnt out coal?"
Sokka: ".....Yes."
Zuko: "Okay then."
Sokka: "Yes?"
Zuko: "No."
Sokka: "No? Whaddya mean 'No'?"
Zuko: "Hey water bender! Do we have a dictionary with us?! Your feeble minded brother's having trouble understanding the concept of 'No'!"
Katara: "No! Stop picking on my brother! And the name's KA-TA-RA! Jerk!"
Zuko: "See? 'No.' Your sister understands it."
Sokka: "I hate you."
Zuko: "Then my job is done."
Sokka: "......"
Zuko: ".....Yes?"
Sokka: "...I really need your help."
Zuko: "Why?"
Sokka: "Man, screw you! I swallow my pride and come asking you for help and you're all, 'I'm the Fire Prince, I don't care what you have to say as along as I get to make fun of you!'."
Zuko: "You have to tell me the reason before I can help, you moron! I can't work without the facts! Throw me a frickin' bone here!"
Sokka: "So you're not going to make fun of me?"
Zuko: "No, I'll still do that. But I'll be sympathetic about it. Deal?"
Sokka: "Whatever! Fine!"
Zuko: "Well?"
Sokka: "What?"
Zuko: "Dear Agni, who art thou in the Spirit World, give me the strength overcome the holy fires of rage you've blessed me with and not reduce this single celled organism before me to a crisp."
Sokka: "Zuko?"
Zuko: "TALK OR I'LL HAVE YOU BOILED IN YOUR OWN GREASE, PEASENT!"
Toph: "Way to channel Daddy Dearest, Angsty McEmopants! How was that one Twinkle Toes?"
Aang: "Angsty McEmopants? Creative...but lacks the bite."
Toph: "Yeah. Thought so."
Zuko: "No talking from the peanut gallery! Boomerang for brains, I swear to Agni if you don't tell me now...."
Sokka: "I like her, okay!"
Zuko: "What? Who do you like? Wait....Oh. My. Sweet. Agni."
Sokka: "Yeah. It's like that."
Zuko: "....."
Sokka: "Hey. Say something."
Zuko: "....."
Sokka: "Dude!"
Zuko: "....Ar...Are you...Are you high?"
Sokka: "What? No!"
Zuko: "Been knocking back the Cactus Juice? Huh? What is it? Swamp Weed? Fire Crackers? Oh sweet monkey Avatar, you're a Fire Crackhead."
Sokka: "No! I am not a Fire Crack-whatever you just said!"
Zuko: "Whatever, Cracky. You just told me you liked my psychopathic megalomaniacal sister. You must be high or suffering servere head trauma."
Toph: "I did nothing!"
Zuko: "And therefore you must be high. Gods, Sokka that stuff'll mess you up."
Sokka: "I'm fine! I am not high and I haven't hit my head against anything remotely solid...recently. I...really like your sister alright?"
Zuko: "....you're actually serious."
Sokka: "Finally. Yes. So any advice on how to handle her?"
Zuko: "Come closer."
Sokka: "Yeah?"
Zuko: "RUN!"
Sokka: "What?! Why? I want to be with her not run away from her!"
Zuko: "How...What...How can you like her? Azula's never had a boyfriend. Not even a match made suitor!"
Sokka: "Great! Less competition!"
Zuko: "She scared them all away! All the boys on the palace grounds were terrified of her! I remember she made this one kid pee his pants! Just by looking at him!"
Sokka: "Well, she's got a way about her."
Zuko: "She was FOUR! And that kid was ME!"
Sokka: "You really don't wanna admit that ya know."
Zuko: "Azula will make your life a living Hell! Someday they're going to write a song about her and they're going to title it, 'Man Eater.' She just burnt down some loser's house recently. And she LIKED him."
Sokka: "I live in an igloo. It'll melt. Slowly. But it won't burn."
Zuko: "Don't you get it? Azula terrorized me! Her own BIG brother! I used to wake up at night and see her standing next to my bed just staring at me! And pointing! It was like, 'You're next.' I still have nightmares about that!"
Sokka: "Heh. You were whipped."
Zuko: "Oh yeah? It wasn't just me. When they were five, Ty Lee's pet kitten went missing. She cried a storm. Next day Azula coughed up a hairball during dinner. Wanna know why Mai's so stone cold?"
Sokka: "Yeah. Her folks right?"
Zuko: "No. Azula. Know why the moon isn't up all the time? Azula scared it so that the sun could rise."
Sokka: "Now you're just making crap up. I know the moon."
Zuko: "Oh ye of small mind and little faith. Point is, Azula is scary."
Sokka: "You are such a pansy. Oooh, the big strong Fire Prince is afraid of his widdle baby sister. Big strong Fire Princey Wincey wet his pants because of his widdle sis..."
Zuko: "Your sister once made you eat yellow snow for pushing her into some."
Sokka: "A lie! A complete exaggeration! And it's...it's a desert! Yes! A desert! Crushed ice...with...fruit juice! Yes, fruit juice!"
Zuko: "Fruits."
Sokka: "That's right."
Zuko: "Fruits. Growing in the South Pole."
Sokka: "They were imported! And don't change the subject! Can you please just give me some advice on Azula?!"
Zuko: "Fine. One, worship her. I'm not talking about being nice and attentive like a good boyfriend. I'm talking about building a temple if not a shrine in her image. Daily offerings of blood help. Two, Azula is always right. Azula is never wrong. Azula cannot be wrong. If Azula is wrong then the universe is imperfect and your life must be taken to correct said imperfection. Three, pay homage to the relatives of Azula for they are your salvation and deserve your worship too."
Sokka: "I (Censored) hate you."
Zuko: "Good. Cause if you're going to screw a member of the Royal family I'd rather it be her and not me."
Sokka: ".....I should have asked General Iroh."
Zuko: "Good luck with that. If you can find him. Ever since he got all buff he's never around. Said something about a young new aunt or was it "feel like a new man"? I don't know, since he talks with a funny accent now too. What the Hell does, 'Hasta la vista' mean?"
Sokka: "......"
Zuko: "Oh cheer up. Tell you what, I'll get your sister to make you a nice desert. How about that?"
Sokka: ".....Guess that'd be nice."
Zuko: "Cool. Hey! Water...I mean KATARA!"
Katara: "What?! Hey you got my name right!"
Zuko: "Your brother's feeling a little down. What say we make him some yellow snow? I'll go get the juice!"
Toph: "Twinkles?"
Aang: "Yeah?"
Toph: "Don't eat desert."
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Post by daydream11 on Nov 30, 2007 18:19:22 GMT -5
ROTFLMAO. I gosh, I have tears running down my eyes. That was hilarious. Hun, you so get a karma for that one. Oh dear, oh dear... my stomach...
Anyway, back to the conversation.
I have a feeling that (A), like Zuko, Azula knows that Dear Daddy Ozai doesn't really care about her. Okay, that's debatable, but let's be real here. If Azula can double-cross her own father, the most powerful man in the Avatar world, then I think that says something. Maybe not much, but it speaks nonetheless. "Everyone adores her." "They say that she was born lucky." Maybe she is. Maybe she was. But not, I dare say, but Ozai. The least of all by him! Which leads me to point (B)... she knows this. How could she not? Azula is not a dumb arse. I just think that she doesn't care. Or doesn't do anything about it. Or both.
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Post by Maylene on Nov 30, 2007 19:12:16 GMT -5
Marvel that was hilarious! ZOMG! Visit us more often, will you? And grace us with your humor. MsJimmy: are you implying that Azula would betray her father? Edited: Sokklans where art thou? The Day of Black Sun banner thing... by me
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MsJimmy
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Post by MsJimmy on Dec 1, 2007 0:23:35 GMT -5
OMGOSH XD I can tell my theory now woo!
no I'm not implying Azula will betray her father, I'm just curious because Azula lied to her father, and Ozai knows that now... so... what's gonna happen? I'm a little undecided, but I don't think he'll exactly be happy...
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Post by Maylene on Dec 1, 2007 0:33:54 GMT -5
^ Well what's your theory?
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Post by MsJimmy on Dec 1, 2007 0:41:58 GMT -5
Oh... >_> *is extremely stupid* =(
*sigh* My theory is Ozai isn't going to be happy with Azula since she lied to him. And not only just lied to him but about Zuko, which the lie allowed him to gain his honor back. And then Zuko just peels out. Ozai banished Zuko because he stood up and spoke in the warm room. Azula lied to him... maybe something will happen between them to where she leaves? And also if Zuko is going to look for his mom, I think Azula would want to know too. She obviously cared that her mother thought so badly of her. Basically my theory is I don't think Azula is going to stick around much longer. It's probably wrong... but >.> ... hey I'm stupid.
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Post by Maylene on Dec 1, 2007 0:53:25 GMT -5
^ Well let's hope Azula sticks around longer cuz from what I hear of The Western Air Temple, that may not be so...
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Post by Elisabeth Blanctorche on Dec 1, 2007 2:04:52 GMT -5
You kick @ss, Maylene! That banner was great!
Why do you guys not think Azula is going to stay around? Can you explain your theory, MsJimmy?
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Post by MsJimmy on Dec 1, 2007 2:20:20 GMT -5
Because she lied to Ozai and he knows that now. I don't think he's just going to accept that. We've seen what kind of father he is. She had a mission and not only did she fail, but lied about it. He's not just going to be like "oh well, nice try. It's okay you screwed me over about Zuko." I just don't think Ozai is going to be okay with that
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