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Post by KyoshiWarrior on Feb 23, 2007 16:23:37 GMT -5
this is the bestest story i've ever read !!!! i love it!!! lmao....chicken noodle soup!! it seems dat dat school likes to fight other people!!!
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Post by zukoxme on Feb 23, 2007 18:09:25 GMT -5
Post more srsly.
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Post by Ming Ue on Feb 24, 2007 5:50:30 GMT -5
A/N: Thank you to all my reviewers without you there would be no Avatar High School. Now just an f.y.i, Suki and Song are not as good in my story and they are in the series.
Chapter Six
The three girls where in the girl’s bathroom trying to get Katara to get out of the bathroom stall. Since she saw Aang with Meng she had locked herself in there.
“Katara your being silly,” Yue told her knocking on the stall door. “You don’t even know what was going on.”
“Yes I do! Meng Stone asked Aang out and he didn’t say no!” Katara yelled from inside.
“Oh for the love of Gaia you are a pain!” Toph exclaimed. “So what if she asked him out and Aang didn’t say yes anyway.”
“Yeah, he was too flustered to say anything,” Miya added.
“Look! I don’t want to talk about it. Let’s talk about something else!” Katara demanded.
“Okay.” Miya said thinking for a moment. “OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE THE SEASON FINALE OF AVATAR?!”
Katara almost burst out of the door. “OF COURSE I DID!”
Toph sat on top of the sink. “Like I have told you time and time again Moth is the best out all of them. She can bend metal surds!”
Yue snorted. “I just want that hussy Te Hee to stop going all over Bakka. That’s my boo.”
Katara laughed. “But I’m stuck; I’ve always been on the fence about Raatang and Kutana.”
“I’m a Kutana supported all the way. In Kuto isn’t with me so hes gonna be with Katana,” Miya proclaimed. “And we all know opposites attract. Watch the Breakfast Club.”
Toph laughed and gave Miya a high five. “Well for me its Moth and Raang all the way, we all know he needs a girl his own age.”
Katara frowned. “He and Katana are only two years apart.”
“Actually he’s one-hundred and two years older than her,” Yue said.
“Which is worse,” Miya whispered to Toph and they started laughing.
Yue cleared her throat and looked serious. “Though I wanted to kill Kuto after it. How could he side with Alusa?”
The whole bathroom broke into anarchy.
“They did it on purpose to tick off all Kutanaians!” Miya yelled.
“I wanna know what the hell happened to Sushi!” Yue said banging her head on the wall.
Katara crossed her arms. “I wanna know is how Katana was kicking Alusa’s Equus asinus and Raang got his Equus asinus handed to him?!?”
Toph sighed shaking her head. “This dang show is confusing. I can only hope that in March, we get to see what will happen. Who’s going to teach Raang firebending?”
“Yeah and will Kuto and Katana ever be in love?” Miya said dreamily.
“NO!” yelled Katara and Yue.
“YES!” yelled Miya and Toph.
“NO!”
“YES!”
“You know what we will let the writers decide who is gonna get together,” Yue announced.
“Please, like the writers know what they are doing?” Toph snorted back.
“These are the same people who gave Zuko that loving Willard looking hairstyle when he went out on the date with that surd…what’s her name Toph?”
“Lin.”
“Yeah, Lin the lover girl who kissed him,” she said with a frown.
Katara rolled her eyes at her friend. “You just hate anyone that they put with Kuto except Katara. It’s the same thing with Sesshoumaru; you want him to be Kikyou.”
Miya snapped back at Katara with her hands on her hips. “That is because Kikyou is the coolest girl on the show besides Sango and Kikyou and Sesshoumaru are the same.”
Yue snorted and went on Katara’s side. “Whatever Kikyou sucks anyways,” she said sticking her tongue out.
Toph and Miya gasped as if they had said curse.
“How…dare you!” Toph yelled. “At least she is more interesting that that dang Kagome!”
Just when Katara was about to say something the bell ending lunch rang, The Skirtless groaned.
“We didn’t even get to finish out lunch,” Toph said kicking some random item on the bathroom floor.
“Pfft, no doubt the boys fixed that and ate it themselves. Especially Sokka,” Katara mumbled.
Miya sighed. “Well let’s go get our stuff.” She looked up and suddenly grimaced. “EWW!”
The ceiling of the bathroom was disgusting. Spitballs decorated most of the broken down surface, while the visible paint was cracked. Pieces of old gum were also their hanging on by the collected will of the girls.
“Why is the girl’s bathroom’s always so gross?” Yue asked.
“I think the real question is why we have just noticed it now,” Toph said pushing the door open and walking out with the girls following her.
“Well I don’t think people look up that often,” Miya retorted. “And after that I don’t think I want to ever again.”
At their table the guys were their holding the girls bags. Aang was holding both Katara’s and Toph’s. Katara took her bag and whispered a soft thank you while looking down. Toph snacked it away and nodded thanks too him.
Zuko hugged Miya and gave the bald teen a slight nudge hinting him to talk to Katara. Aang nodded and cleared his throat.
“Um, Katara can I talk to you for a moment please?” he asked softly fear clear in his eyes.
Katara looked at Yue who nodded. “Sure Aang.”
The two of the walked across the room into a corner, Aang was blushing as he looked at the blue-eyed girl.
“I’m so, so sorry Katara. I never meant to hurt you in any way, when Meng asked me that I was just nervous. I never got asked out before and it’s hard for me to say no to people.”
“It’s okay Aang really.”
“No, it’s not,” he sighed and gently took Katara’s hand. “I know we just met and all, but I really like you Katara and I think you’re really special. I would really be honored if you would let me treat you to dinner on Friday night.”
A matching blush came onto Katara’s cheeks as Aang spoke to her. He was so sweet and kind, she knew then and there that the thing with Meng had been an honest mistake. She felt foolish for flipping out.
“Aang, I’m sorry for being mean before, after what Jet did to me I just don’t want to get hurt. I would love to go out with you.”
Aang grey eyes lit up and he smiled broadly. “Really Katara?”
She smiled and kissed his cheek. “Yep.”
Aang smiled and jumped high into the air. “Yip yip!” he yelled in victory. He gave Katara a kiss on the hand. “So I’ll be picking you up around seven?”
“That sounds great,” Katara linked hands with the bald teen and smiled.
“So what class do you have next, I’ll walk you there,” Aang offered.
“Why thank you Aangie -he blushed at the nickname- I have music now on the second floor.”
“Okay let go then,” he smiled and they walked leaving their friends behind watching.
Toph smirked. “Looks like Sugar Queen got her groove back.”
Miya laughed giving her best buddy a pat on the back. “Yeah now we just have to find you one.”
Sokka cupped his chin and looked at Toph. “I never thought she had a groove.”
Yue slapped him upside his head. “SOKKA!”
“What I’m just being honest.” he said rubbing his head.
Toph folded her arms and walked away slowly. Miya frowned and shrugged Zuko’s hand of her shoulder and ran after Toph. “Hey! Wait up girl you know he’s a jerk!” she yelled holding her friend, Miya looked back and glared at Zuko and Sokka.
Zuko looked at Sokka and punched him. “Great now I have to deal with that!”
“Well excuse me, not like you were getting any stookie anyways.”
Zuko growled and slammed his elbow into Sokka’s stomach. “Come on idiot we got to see coach.”
Sokka looked up at Yue. “Honey can you…”
She kicked him between the legs and walked off. “Guess you’re not getting any stookie either!”
Their Sokka lied alone on the floor holding his sore –ahem- and let out a squeaky whimper. “Help me…”
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Post by Sokkaroksya on Feb 24, 2007 11:08:59 GMT -5
TOPH SUPPORTS ZUTARA?! That's it, I have lost all respect for her...kidding! Anyway, that was really funny how you did that. It also brings up the question of, what if the Avatar characters watched Avatar? What would they think of it? What would they think of our crazed fandom?
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Post by KrystalFruit22 on Feb 24, 2007 16:06:12 GMT -5
Awesome! I'm glad that mess between Aang and Katara worked out. It was funny how they were talking about avatar, lol.
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Post by Ming Ue on Feb 24, 2007 16:59:20 GMT -5
A/N: This is chapter seven of Avatar High School. That you everyone for loving this story, I’m glad they liked the mixing up of Avatar names. Here is music class with our favorite Dragon of the West.
Chapter Seven
Katara was seated in music class; she was saving Toph and Miya’s seats and glare battling Azula. She was winning until Toph slammed into class breaking her concentration and making her jump.
Toph stomped to the back and sat down next to Katara giving her a look that said ‘don’t you dare ask if I’m okay’. Katara winced until Miya came in and sat down on the other side of Katara. Leaning over she whispered, “Sokka said that she didn’t have a groove.”
Katara looked at Miya her eyes asking ‘are you serious?’ Miya shrugged and nodded. “I don’t know why that got her mad, but it did.”
“You know I can hear you!” Toph yelled glaring at them. The Populars sat ahead of them laughing and Toph growled at them.
Miya held her friend back as Iroh walked in and cleared his throat. “Hello students and welcome back from your break. I hope you are as happy as am to return –groans from the students-. Good you are. Now today since it’s our first day back and your going home in two periods I have decided that we can have a group contest.”
The class perked up, Iroh’s classes always had fun prizes. Last semester he gave away a Mac Book laptop for best rock composition –which Toph won-.
“You will all have a half-hour to make your own song. Must have one verses plus a chorus and at the fifteen minutes the groups will perform their songs. I shall judge the songs.” He took a small gong and banged it. “Begin.”
Toph and Miya moved their desks to be in front of Katara.
“Which song you wanna use?” Toph asked.
“Well we can use the one that Kai helped us with,” Katara suggested.
“I would rather we not use our band night song for a music class,” Miya said frowning.
“We don’t have Yue, she our song writer.”
“Hey I wrote that rock song by myself!”
“It was a rock song Toph. You have rocks in your soul,” Miya retorted playing with a strand on red in her hair.
Katara pounded on the desk and cleared her throat. “Look none of us are in the mood to work so let’s just practice the song. Okay?”
She looked around and the girls sighed and nodded. Katara leaned back and opened her mouth.
Katara: I found out last week
That my guy was cheatin’ on me
Toph/Miya: With that chicken-head across the street
Katara: He though he was hurting me
Toph/ Miya: But he couldn’t see that
Katara: I don’t need a man to love myself
I can do that on my own
So you can go
‘Cause it’s clear to see you can’t handle a girl like me
Miya: My body is not a garbage can to throw your stuff away
Toph/Katara: Oh no
Miya: My mind is not a party game
If your not loyal stay away
‘Cause my heart not a toy
For any stupid boy
Toph/Katara: Oh yeah
Miya: Because I’m a true BK Queen
Toph: Poor boy
You say you have needs
Things I can’t please
But I didn’t hear you complaining
When you were kissing me
(Chorus)
Miya: Foolish Boy
I gave you all you need
Katara: The food that you eat
Miya: I brought it
Toph: The shoes on your feet
Miya: I brought it
Katara: So don’t talk about your needs
Miya: You were
Toph: A king in a castle that belonged to me
As they finished singing they heard the cheers from the students around them. Even Iroh was clapping, the only one’s who didn’t were The Populars.
Iroh cleared his throat. “Well it seems we have a winner unless someone else…”
“We have a song,” Azula stated looking at her uncle coldly, “and it’s much better than theirs”
Toph tried lunge at Azula, but Katara held her back. “Let them talk Toph that all they can do.”
“Like, whatever losers, we have ten times more talent in that ya’ll do,” Ty Lee said pointing at Katara.
“Oh my God You broke a nail!” Miya yelled.
“What! Where? Why didn’t I notice?” Ty Lee looked at her nails frantically before Azula smacked her upside her head.
“Your nails are fine, ready Mai?”
“Whatever.”
Azula: I’m sorry that you’re jealous of me
Ty Lee: And your boyfriends in love with me
Mai: Be we can’t help the honest fact
All: That were cute and you’re all whack
Ty Lee: And if you’re intuition says your boy is missing
Mai: It’s right
Azula: He’s back at my mansion.
Mai: If you want hate just go ahead
Ty Lee: Your esteem drop
Azula: Pushes us ahead
Ty Lee: And if you love us
Mai: That’s just fine
Azula: But don’t talk us
Ty Lee: You gotta wait in line
Mai: Cause time never stop
Azula: When you’re a dyme
(Chorus)
Mai: To all those haters
Azula: Get in line
Ty Lee: ‘Cause your not worth the time
Azula: I’m sorry you can’t see
Mai: That you words don’t bother me
Ty Lee: But if you wanna be
All: Popular
Mai: Gotta know the difference between
Azula: A nickel and dyme
The kids in the class cheered for Azula while Katara, Miya and Toph sat there with their eyes wide open anime style.
“Did Azula just call herself a dyme?” Katara asked slowly.
“How does she even know what a dyme is?” Miya asked slowly.
“And dang I have more Equus asinus than her,” Toph nearly yelled.
Iroh cleared his throat and the class was silent again. “Well it seems we have a tied and so I guess I have to pick a winner.” The old man was quiet for a moment the bell rang. “Oh well time for my break.” He dashed out and left the classroom.
As the students started to leave The Populars grabbed their books and started to leave. “Let’s go ladies; we have to stay away from the haters.” They laughed and walked out.
“Okay, I’m skipping the rest of the day,” Miya proclaimed picking up her bag and throwing it over her shoulder.
“Ah come on its only two more periods,” Katara said. “Why leave now?”
“I hate being in one place for so long.”
Toph looped arms with Miya. “Girl, your full of philoprogenitiveness lets go.” She led her friend away while Katara laughed following them.
0o0o0
Zuko and Sokka sat with their coach Pakku who was busy giving them a prep talk. “Listen I have worked years trying to get us an all-star team that would take us to finals. I have yet to find that team, but I have found two fantastic team members. Zuko you are the Quarterback and you deliver. Sokka no one gets pass you on the field.”
Zuko raised his hand. “Um coach if there is no problem why is it we here?”
Zhao turned around facing the sunlit window. “There is going to be a problem. We have new teammates. You now them Jet, Kahn and Haru!”
Both boys stood up. “WHAT!!”
“Now boys we need them on our team unless you can find someone else to replace one of them.”
Sokka grinned then pulled Zuko away. “Excuse us.” He pulled his friend into a corner. “Man look we can replace one of them with Aang.”
“Aang?” the golden eyed boy asked. “What does he know about football?”
“He’s a boy! All boys play football event the gay ones!” Sokka exclaimed.
Zuko looked at Sokka and sighed. “Fine but who do we get rid of?”
“Jet! Without him The Riders will fall into chaos and we the Lone Rangers…”
“We are not called that.”
“…shall rule allllll!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
Zuko slapped Sokka. “Did you drink that Cactus Juice again?”
“No, not recently.”
“Ahem,” Pakku said getting the boys attention. “Do you have someone in mind?”
Sokka grinned again. “Yes, a young man from Smallville.”
“You’re brining us Super Man Sokka?” Pakku asked arching an eyebrow.
Zuko slapped his forehead.
0o0o0
Katara sat in the back of science class she was waiting for Aang to come she had saved the seat for him. Toph was seated two seats in front of her.
Miya of course was happy she had Zuko sitting with her and Katara could see her hand on his knee. Yue and Sokka where all the way in the back making out, the sounds were gonna drive her mad.
She turned around and bellowed, “Hey! Keep it down back there this is an institution of higher learning.”
“I am learning sis. You know I wanna be a doctor so I have to be good at anatomy,” Sokka said before kissing Yue again.
Katara was about to yell again when she head a familiar voice.
“Katara?”
She turned around to see Aang standing there with a red rose. “Sorry I’m not earlier. The coach called me I’m on the football team.”
“Really? Aang that’s amazing and on your first day here too,” she smiled and hugged him.
Aang blushed and hugged her back; he placed the rose in her hair. “There like a princess.”
Katara blushed and Aang sat down next to her and whispered thank you to Zuko. Miya noticed that and crossed her arms.
“Did you help Aang with Katara?” she asked with a smile.
“Of course he’s my friend so I gave him a few tips.”
“Oh and what makes you an expert on woman?”
“I got you didn’t I,” he said before kissing her gently. “Meet me after school okay?”
“Um…alright?”
The door busted open and a large woman walked in with a mole on her face, her hair was tied up in a large bun. Her dress was a bright yellow color which flowed behind her. She noticed that the class was all looking at her.
“Please don’t stop making out on my account,” she said sarcastically.
Katara smirked since she knew it was directed mostly at Sokka. “Miss Wu how was your vacation.”
“I didn’t get to see your smiling faces for a week. It was wonderful, but it, like all good things, has ended and I’m back in this hellhole again.” She sighed and sat into her chair. “Look this is mythology class so take out your books and read something fiction.” She took out a cigarette. “Now you be good. I have a date with Mr. Iroh and I would rather spend my time making out with someone than watching other’s have fun.” She walked out.
“But Miss Wu you don’t smoke,” Miya stated.
“Oh this isn’t for me…its for him,” she smirked and walked out closing the door.
The class sat there in shock then they all started laughing except for Zuko. Sokka walked up to him laughing. “Wow Z, your uncle gets more than you.” Sokka dropped to the floor laughing.
Zuko stood up and was about to kick Sokka when Miya kissed him on his neck. “Don’t worry Zuko. I don’t think you want what Iroh is getting.”
“Yeah, but you know what they say ‘to old to marry and to young to bury’ they living the good life,” Katara said.
“Yep, don’t have to worry about kids, no monthly to get in the way. dang they might be having better sex than us…that is if we were having sex.”
The class got quiet and they slowly got their books out and read. Toph pretended to read, but she really had a plan that she was putting into work.
“Miya can you come here please?” she called. Miya looked at Toph and came over.
“What is it?”
Toph smiled deviously and pulled out a bottle of Cactus Juice. “Guess who this is for?”
Miya smirked and looked Toph. “Sokka.”
Toph laughed and gave Miya a pound. “That’s why you’re my best friend.”
Miya laughed and rubbed her hands together. “All those years of pick pocketing is gonna pay off at last. Distract him.”
Toph nodded. “Hey meat-boy. Wanna arm wrestle?”
Sokka snorted. “As if I would arm wrestle you.”
“What’s the matter afraid to get beat by a chick?”
Sokka smirked and put his arm out. “You’re on.”
Toph grabbed Sokka’s hand and put up a small resistance letting Sokka win a little. While the people were watching them Miya suck back and pulled out Sokka’s bottle of soda. She drank the soda quickly and poured the Cactus Juice into Sokka’s bottle. She placed it back in slowly and gave Toph a wink. With the signal she slammed Sokka’s hand into the table.
“Ha! surds run this piece!” she yelled with Miya and Katara.
Sokka frowned and grabbed his bottle and drank the entire content in one large gulp. “Let’s go again!” he yelled and as he banged his hand on the table his body started to shake. His pupils dilated big. Zuko knew that look and slammed his head against the wall.
“Cactus Juice.”
Sokka had a weird grin on his face and he walked over to Zuko. “Hey pretty lady wanna go out sometime.”
Zuko looked at him wide eyed and narrowed his eyes. “You’re kidding right?”
“No baby how could I kid around with someone who looks as good as you,” Sokka said wagging his eyebrows at Zuko.
Zuko slowly stepped back and grabbed Yue and placed her in front of him. “Help me this is your boyfriend.”
Yue groaned and stepped up to Sokka. “Baby please…your high off….”
Sokka ran and tried to hug Zuko, but Zuko was quick and dogged his moves. “Miya! Katara! Toph! HELP!”
The girls were sitting on top of the desks crying tears of laughter as Sokka was trying to make a move on the boy.
“Stop Sokka you have a girlfriend her name is Yue! YUE!!!”
“My girlfriend,” he said. “Oh yeah Yue baby my meat sauce!” He ran and hugged his girlfriend and kissed her wetly. “I love you baby and I shall sing it to the class!”
He ran on top on Miss Yue’s desk and rolled up and newspaper and used it as a microphone. “TAKE A LOOK AT MY GIRLFRIEND! SHE’S THE ONLY ONE I GOT! SHE LIKES TO GET ON HER KNEES! AND TRIES TO SUC...” A chair contacted with Sokka’s head and he fell to the floor in great pain.
Everyone looked at Yue. “What are you looking at the man was high of some juice what does that tell you?”
A/n: Lol. I’m dying over here. Sorry if there are typos I’ll go over them later and fix it. I just didn’t want to leave you for a month without something again enjoy.
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Post by Kirsten on Feb 25, 2007 1:42:05 GMT -5
LOL Your story is awesome! I can't stop laughing at that last part!! *karma* WRITE MORE!!
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Post by KrystalFruit22 on Feb 25, 2007 11:11:26 GMT -5
Lol! This keeps getting better and better, keep going!
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Agni Kai Aang
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Post by zukoxme on Feb 25, 2007 13:46:46 GMT -5
xDDD Zukka... xDDD
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Post by KyoshiWarrior on Feb 25, 2007 20:34:46 GMT -5
sokka can REALLY express his "emotions"!!
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Post by Ulu on Feb 25, 2007 21:30:34 GMT -5
Lol! This is great! Keep going!
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Post by Sokkaroksya on Feb 28, 2007 11:46:21 GMT -5
O...M...G...
You are amazing, my friend...simply no other way to describe it...
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Post by Kirsten on Mar 4, 2007 23:43:15 GMT -5
I just noticed something, was Sokka's song from the song Cupid's Chokehold?
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Post by KyoshiWarrior on Mar 5, 2007 18:33:09 GMT -5
I just noticed something, was Sokka's song from the song Cupid's Chokehold? OMG i just noticed that!! karma....but you need to wait cuz i gave karma to someone!!
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Post by Kirsten on Mar 8, 2007 0:04:57 GMT -5
NEXT.........PART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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