Tungsten's Sozin's Comet Commentary

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Tungsten's Sozin's Comet Commentary

OMG longest Previously on Avatar evar. Seriously is the first part of this movie just the clips from previous episodes.

Part I
• Aang’s firebending training sweet

• Katara offered Aang her juicy melons. . . . why do I suddenly having a flashback about something I read on fanfics.net da I mean I don’t read those type of ahhh watermelon juice yummy

• Zuko stopping Aang from gettin’ some Katara melons. I think I just heard a Zutarian getting her wings. . .

• Man look at Aang suck on those melons. . . . oohh I am so getting demoted for this

• BEACH PARTY!! Man that looks fun. I remember the last time I went to a beach party with my friends. And by friends I mean those of the imaginary variety. And went I mean me sitting alone being emo and crying. NOBODY LOVES ZUKOIDBERG ** cries **

• Zuko attacking the Avatar. Silly Zuko you’re never going to win that fight. Haven’t you realized it by now you never succeed without your Blue Spirit mask.

• Zuko on his back completely at the Avatar's mercy just like that fanfic I rea . . . ahhh where was I?

• Ohhh flashback from that war meeting from Nightmare and Daydreams. . . -_-‘ (**shudders**)

• Hey Ozai!! Mechanicles called he wants his plan back (gold star to the person who gets the reference)

• I’m not going to lie only Mark Hamill can say the line Supreme ruler of everything and actually not make it sound campy.

• I’m not going to lie there is way too much hugging in Avatar. Seriously Katara is like the biggest hug-u-sl** I have ever seen.

• MELON-LORD BEST VILLIAN EVER. That noodle-Ozai ain’t got nothing on him.

• SWEET JEBUS MOMO GOTTEN A TASTE FOR HUMAN FLESH

• Toph calls Katara out on Harutara or is it Katru whatever they both just got shot down anyway.

• Ahh Zombie Aang and dark satanic chanting. . . . SUPER RUN AWAY!!

• Ahhh Toph-uko moment. . . SUPER SUPER RUN AWAY!!

• OH NOES Zombie Aang is feeding upon the people of Ember Island . . . ** flashbacks to The Beach ** GO ZOMBIE AANG!!

• Sorry Toph but Zuko life-changing field trips are for Season 1 characters only

• Wait Sokka freaking out about Appa eating Momo. . . didn’t Sokka want to eat Momo when he first met him

• Phoenix King Ozai. . . thank your lucky stars you got Mark Hamil doin’ your voice pal

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• Jun fighting Ryu. . . Ryu use your Hadoken. . . . Ryu down Jun Finish Him. . . wait wrong game d’oh

• Oh no Jun mentioned Zutara . . . Zutarian fan girl screams . . . going deaf. . . talking like William Shatner

• So Aang not on Earth. . way to go Sharashu ruin my Carmen San Diego joke I had planned.

• Eeewwww Iroh sandle. . . I wonder how much I can get that from eBay.

• Aang calls upon the wisdom of Roku. . . Roku tells him he’s got the experience of all the past Avatars, wow it’s like wikipedia but without the lies. Roku has no idea where he is -_-‘ looks like I spoke too soon.

• OMG it’s BUMI, and JEONG JEONG (bit***s) and Paku and ahh Piano-dude?

• Paku hooked up with Gran Gran. Wait Gran Gran the mod 0_o I always pictured her as the robbing the cradle type of girl (Oh and way to belittle your reason for leaving the Northern Water Tribe Gran Gran)

• Bumi asks where Momo is. I KNEW IT I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING WITH THAT LEMAR. Everyone said I was crazy but I’ll show them I’LL SHOW THEM. . . sorry got a bit side tracked now where was I.

• Flashback to Bumi awesome escape. Looks like Bumi ready to chew geminite and kick some a** and he’s all out of geminite. . . oh wait spoke too soon.

• Oh god another Zutara moment. I thought Zutara wasn’t on the game plan. Does this mean I owe Ardor a frosty treat. . . .

• Zuko going to apologize to Iroh. HA-HA even when doing good you still phail.

• Give Yang Chen the prize for most dramatic advice!!

• Ahh Zuko asked Katara for his help in taking down Azula. CURSE YOU AVATAR I NEED THAT MONEY TO BUY MYSELF A FROSTY TREAT!!

• Aang swimming towards the head of the giant island creature. Yeah for someone who has like hundreds of past life experiences you're not very bright are you?

• Iroh going back to his tea shop. . . Looks like Iroh-bucks will be the next villain for the Avatar sequel.

• Lion Turtle Island. . . Man Avatar been ripping off Aladdin like nobodys bidness

• Ahh did anyone understand what the heck that Lion Turtle Said. Good Grief

• Hate to ruin the dramatic affect but do comet's really come that close to Earth and you know not crash into it like Deep Impact

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• Looks like Azula is playin' around with her new Fire Lord powers. I remember when I first became admin and I just started banning n00bs left and ahh joking?

• Arghh give me a minute that spinning angle shizzle giving me a headache. In the meantime you fan girls can enjoy the Ozai t eh smex

• Hello Dai Li. . . ahh Goodbye Dai Li

• Two bits!! Go Iron Toph. . . No wait Iron Spider Toph. . . no wait Iron Mecha Spider. . oh forget it

• Way to get rid of that War Blimp crew Sokka. That reminds me I still got a PE birthday thread to post in MUHAHAHAHA!!

• Wait Lo and Li can't firebend. . . weren't they giving Azula firebending lessons in season 2? Oh and I am so diggin' bathrobe Azula ^_^

• White Lotus Planetiers GO!! Because saving Ba Sing Se is the way to go. Invading and hatin' is not the way this is what Captain Jeong Jeong has to say. . . . . . umm it looks like they didn't pay for Jeong Jeong VA for this episode

• Imaginary Ursa. . . Do I smell a Foster / Avatar cross over. If not all I can say is COME OOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

• Go Ozailies the greatest of the great great Fire Lords

• Oh sure Aang you can't bring yourself to kill Ozai but you're perfectly alright of dooming an entire crew of a Fire Nation War Blimp. Way to stick to those Air Nomad morals

• Ozai has the POWER OF GREY SKULL!! Behold He-Ozai!! RUN AANG RUN!!

• Sokka just commented on a move Aang didn't use. . . why did he just do that. . . oh plan transition. Pretty sneaky writers.

• Challenging Azula to an Agni Kai and leaving your magic Blue Spirit mask at the bottom of Lake Laogai. Bad move Zu Zu bad move.

• Zuko says something off with Azula yeah something off she's gone bat-sh** crazy. This isn't the time to fight her this is the time to SUPER RUN AWAY. Oh and I am so diggin' Azula's crazy hair ^_^

• Ozai flying around shooting giant fire beams. Aang jumping from mini-mountain top to mountain top. Wait did I just see Piccollo?

• Holy Crud Ozai unleashing anime attack LIGHTING-EH. Go Aang use the ultimate technique from the School of the Pimp know as Iroh Redirect Light-HA. Sad thing about this moment was it took Iroh an entire day to teach Zuko this technique while Aang learned it in only 5 seconds.

• Sweet Sassy Mallasy Zuko down in his Zuturian supporting sacrafice. HONOR!!

• SPACE SWORD . . . hate to repeat a joke again so soon but HONOR!!!

Part IV or whatever the greek symbol for 4 is
• I don't know what just happened but it looks like Ozai turned the Avatar State switch from off to on.

• Aang combining all the elements into one. Looks like Ozai going to be hit with a warm mud attack. . . you know from that Avatar State holy man. . . because oohh nuts to this where was I

• So while the entire White Lotus was taking down the Fire Nation army all Iroh did was burn down a flag. Geez nice to know you put that prison training to good use.

• Ozai using Super Run Away . . . good for him

• See Zu Zu this is why you don't challenge bat-sh** crazy Azula. Seriously look at her go. Even Katara got the memo on Crazula and Super Run Away.

• Hey Katara found that Secret River Secret River under the castle Secret Secret River

• Wait are did Katara just freeze Azula and herself. Cool move but I really don't want to wait a hundred years to see what happens. And yes my joking stamina is running low.

• This Zutara scene is brought to you by Mike and Bryan Foundation of getting Ardor a frost treat. Man I hope Ardor shares that frosty treat with me . . . . hey a boy can dream can't he?

• Holy I ran out of clever phrases Batman, Azula completely lost it. And no I was not about to say Super Run Away

• Ozai Super Run a-da I mean sorry Ozai you can't run away from the Elemental Police

• Spirit-bending? WTF WHERE THE BLOODY HECK DID THIS COME FROM!! LION TURTLE DEUX EX MACHINA MAGIC. Oh you better not be mind controlling him AHH the color Duke the Colors. I'm Color-blind Kid

• Hee Hee Ozai now has bending impotence. Sorry for your lost fan girls but there's always a very sexy admin willing a waiting if you know what I mean. . . no I was not talking about Godhunter. . . Alternatecoppa not even an admin anymore!!

• Man such a cool delivery from Mark Hamil . . but the situation takes away the impact. Oh well Out of Left Field Bending Removal > Deux Ex Machina mind control.

• Wait Mai's back how da heck did she get out of prison and the massive legions of Zutarians with actual cannonical evidence. There's no way the Maiko armies could have fend them off.

• Mai just kissed Zuko. . . And that's the last we ever saw of her. Where she went nobody knows or cares. The End

• 4 nations or is it 3 nation reunion. Wait did I just see young Sozin?

• Hey Ty Lee made some BFF in prison. Man looks like Azuki got some competition. Hey I had to at least make one Azuki joke for this, you know for my fans, all me of them.

• Zuko is in prison. Where is Ursa? Come on Foster / Avatar crossover ** crosses fingers **

• Wait how did they get in Ba Sing Sei so quickly. Is Zuko wearing season 2 outfit but but Zuko gets rid of his clothes everytime he gets a new outfit. Oh noes maybe Fashinko isn't cannon. What am I saying, maybe it's retro day in Ba Sing Sei. Yeah that's it retro day. Only logical explanation

• Silly Sokka crude drawing of the GAang are for Mary Sues. Love the no artisitc Sokka jokes but I think there starting to get old. If I hate anything it's running gags that have way over stayed their welcome. Oh well at least he drew Mai right. . . . SUPER RUN AWAY!!!

• Kataraang comes out of left field for the win. Kind of hollow build up and random execution but hey at least Ardor has to buy me a frost treat. I don't care if it's a shallow victory a Dairy Queen Dip Cone is still a Dairy Queen Dip Cone.

T EH END

Many grammar and spelling angels were killed in the writing of this commentary

[Horyo]

Slyly adding in yourself because of Ozai's impotence?

Clever.

[fuego]

I laugh...you have a problem with "hugging" the same as the Enterainment Weekly Critic.

Still love your editoral.

[nandireya]

Um...Azula challenged Zuko to the Agni Kai...but then I guess the jokes wouldn't work

[fuego]

I think she actaully accpeted the challange that Zuko wanted in the "The Crossroads of Destiny"...nice of her to remember

unless then I ruin

[MasterEcabob]

Very . . . nice review Tungsten.

The only thing you forgot to mention was the EPIC!music throughout the movie.

[runan]

*raises hand* OH OH OH I get the Mechanicles reference...except Ozai wasn't trying to turn everything to glass. He was just in it for the total burnination.

*oozes back into lurkerdom*

[Consonant***]

I disagree about supreme ruler of everything and phoenix king not sounding like a fanfic written by a 4 year old with an IQ roughly equivalent to water's freezing point.

[pg15]

273.15?

[dragonflly]

Love the review, gave me many giggles. Bat sh!* crazy, I love it!!!

And who is Mechanicles? The name is so familiar, but I just can't rmember. I have such a bad memory.


And I know it's off topic, but I have to say Nandi I love your little Zuko smiley things under your name. FL Zuko is adorable. Are you planning on sharing for us to use? I can completely understand if not, I just love them, all so cute!

[Escalus (Syn)]

Me thinks Tung wishes that Suki was in katara's place during "Into the Inferno".

Oh, and MAI RULES! Sorry, just had to add that.

Good and amusing commentary, however.

[Chaobunny]

But Ty Lee has plenty of other Kyoshi warriors, so Suki won't be her single target. Plus, with Crazula lurking goodness knows where, I would suggest that Suki keep her windows locked at night. Ah, that would make some very interesting fanfiction, eh?

You've forgotten Mai's bad*** knife throwing skills. She pwned the guards at The Boiling Rock, she could take on that Zutarian army no sweat. And you forget, they were too distracted watching those Zuko and Katara scenes to see or hear Mai sneaking up on them >D

I dunno, that whole scene from the finale screamed "LION KING!!!!" to me. Aladdan seemed more apt to smack me in the face during The Firebending Masters when Zuko stole the egg, and in Nightmares and Daydreams with the eerie looking palace.

[username]

Jul 22, 2008 0:51:08 GMT -5 Tungsten said:

• Jun fighting Ryu. . . Ryu use your Hadoken. . . . Ryu down Jun Finish Him

Ahaha. That comment made me smile.

MUSOGATO FACT!!
I am a total Narutard. xD I get really cranky if I don't see an episode or manga chapter of Naruto every week.

[Astronomy]

Jul 23, 2008 13:19:32 GMT -5 Chaobunny said:

I dunno, that whole scene from the finale screamed "LION KING!!!!" to me. Aladdan seemed more apt to smack me in the face during The Firebending Masters when Zuko stole the egg, and in Nightmares and Daydreams with the eerie looking palace.

I think he's referring to the last Aladdin movie, where there's an island on the back of a giant turtle.

Just writing that made me realize how ridiculous it is.