Post by wildimagination on Oct 30, 2006 20:55:07 GMT -5
This is just a collection of oneshot songfics and parodies of the Avatar-verse. Pairings include: Kataang, Soph. Zujin, Slight Zutara, Taang, Sukka, Jettara, Jeterbee, and Ursai.
Chapter 1: Stick to the Status Quo
People around the world were in for a big surprise when Zuko and Katara, of all people, fell in love. Azula heard this and was now sailing with Ty Lee and Mai hunting Zuko down.
Some firebenders at an Academy were sitting around a tablew. Oner boy decided to tell his secret.
You can bet
There's nothin' but fire
When I am in a zone and on a roll
But I've got a confession
My own secret obsession
And it's making me lose control
Firebenders:
Everybody gather 'round
That one firebender(spoken):
Well if Zuko can tell his secret than I can tell mine...I bake
Firebender(spoken):
What?
Baker(spoken):
I love to bake! Strudels, scones, even apple pandowdy
Firebendrs:
Not another sound
Baker(spoken):
Someday I hope to make the perfect creme brulee
Jocks:
No, no, no, nooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know (Some firebending is done here)
If you wanna be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo (Onre guy shows the baker a fireball)
At Ba Sing Se Univerisity, a group of students were gathered around a table studying from scrolls.
Girl earthbender:
Look at me
And what do you see
Intelligence beyond compare
But inside I am stirring
Something strange is occuring
It's a secret I need to share
Brainiacs:
Open up, dig way down deep
Girl(spoken):
Hip hop is my passion! I love to pop and lock and jam and break!
Braniac(spoken):
Is that even legal?
Brainiacs:
Not another peep
Girl(spoken):
It's just dancing. Sometimes I think it's cooler than homework.
Brainiacs:
No, no, no, noooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know (The earthbenders show the dancer their scrolls)
It is better by far
To keep things as they are
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo
At the North Pole, a group of warriors sit around sharpinging their weapons.
Warrior:
Listen well
I'm ready to tell
About a need that I cannot deny
Dude, there's no explanation
For this awesome sensation
But I'm ready to let it fly
Warriors:
Speak your mind and you'll be heard
Warrior 1(spoken):
Alright, if Zuko wants to be with a waterbender... then i'm coming clean! I play the cello!
Warrior 2(spoken):
Awesome!
Warrior 3(spoken):
What is it?
(The first one mimics playing a cello)
Warrior 2(spoken):
A saw?
Warrior 1(spoken):
No, dude, it's like a giant violin!
Warriors:
Not another word
Warrior 2(spoken):
Do you have to wear a costume?
Warrior 1(spoken):
Coat and tie
Warriors:
No, no, no, nooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
If you wanna be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quoooooooo
Earth, Fire, and Waterbenders:
No, no, no
stick to the stuff you know
It is better by far
To keep things as they are
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo
(Azulas' ship began cruising from the North Pole. She was shocked and angry at everyone dancing and interacting with people not in their group. She began pacing back adn forth.)
Azula:
This is not what I want
This is not what I planned
And I just gotta say
I do not understand
Someting is really
Mai and Ty Lee:
Something's not right
Azula:
Really wrong
All three girls:
And we gotta get things
Back where they belong
We can do it
Warrior 1:
Gotta play
Warriors:
Stick with what you know
Ozais' Angels:
We can do it
Earthbending student:
Hip hop hooray
Earthbenders:
She has got to go
Ozais' Angels:
We can do it
Firebender:
Creme Brulee
Firebenders:
Keep your voice down low
Earth, Fire, and Waterbenders:
Not another peep
No, not another word
No, not another sound
No
Sharpay:
Everybody quiet!
Katara(spoken):
Why is everybody staring at you?
Toph(spoken):
Not me, you.
Katara(spoken):
Because of Zuko? I can't have people staring at me! I really can't!
Benders:
Noooooooooooooo, no, no, no
Sick to the stuff you know
If you want to be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don't mess with the flow, oh no
Stick to the status quooooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
It is better by far
To keep things as they are
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status
stick to the status
Stick to the status quo
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Well, what do you think?
Chapter 1: Stick to the Status Quo
People around the world were in for a big surprise when Zuko and Katara, of all people, fell in love. Azula heard this and was now sailing with Ty Lee and Mai hunting Zuko down.
Some firebenders at an Academy were sitting around a tablew. Oner boy decided to tell his secret.
You can bet
There's nothin' but fire
When I am in a zone and on a roll
But I've got a confession
My own secret obsession
And it's making me lose control
Firebenders:
Everybody gather 'round
That one firebender(spoken):
Well if Zuko can tell his secret than I can tell mine...I bake
Firebender(spoken):
What?
Baker(spoken):
I love to bake! Strudels, scones, even apple pandowdy
Firebendrs:
Not another sound
Baker(spoken):
Someday I hope to make the perfect creme brulee
Jocks:
No, no, no, nooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know (Some firebending is done here)
If you wanna be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo (Onre guy shows the baker a fireball)
At Ba Sing Se Univerisity, a group of students were gathered around a table studying from scrolls.
Girl earthbender:
Look at me
And what do you see
Intelligence beyond compare
But inside I am stirring
Something strange is occuring
It's a secret I need to share
Brainiacs:
Open up, dig way down deep
Girl(spoken):
Hip hop is my passion! I love to pop and lock and jam and break!
Braniac(spoken):
Is that even legal?
Brainiacs:
Not another peep
Girl(spoken):
It's just dancing. Sometimes I think it's cooler than homework.
Brainiacs:
No, no, no, noooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know (The earthbenders show the dancer their scrolls)
It is better by far
To keep things as they are
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo
At the North Pole, a group of warriors sit around sharpinging their weapons.
Warrior:
Listen well
I'm ready to tell
About a need that I cannot deny
Dude, there's no explanation
For this awesome sensation
But I'm ready to let it fly
Warriors:
Speak your mind and you'll be heard
Warrior 1(spoken):
Alright, if Zuko wants to be with a waterbender... then i'm coming clean! I play the cello!
Warrior 2(spoken):
Awesome!
Warrior 3(spoken):
What is it?
(The first one mimics playing a cello)
Warrior 2(spoken):
A saw?
Warrior 1(spoken):
No, dude, it's like a giant violin!
Warriors:
Not another word
Warrior 2(spoken):
Do you have to wear a costume?
Warrior 1(spoken):
Coat and tie
Warriors:
No, no, no, nooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
If you wanna be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quoooooooo
Earth, Fire, and Waterbenders:
No, no, no
stick to the stuff you know
It is better by far
To keep things as they are
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo
(Azulas' ship began cruising from the North Pole. She was shocked and angry at everyone dancing and interacting with people not in their group. She began pacing back adn forth.)
Azula:
This is not what I want
This is not what I planned
And I just gotta say
I do not understand
Someting is really
Mai and Ty Lee:
Something's not right
Azula:
Really wrong
All three girls:
And we gotta get things
Back where they belong
We can do it
Warrior 1:
Gotta play
Warriors:
Stick with what you know
Ozais' Angels:
We can do it
Earthbending student:
Hip hop hooray
Earthbenders:
She has got to go
Ozais' Angels:
We can do it
Firebender:
Creme Brulee
Firebenders:
Keep your voice down low
Earth, Fire, and Waterbenders:
Not another peep
No, not another word
No, not another sound
No
Sharpay:
Everybody quiet!
Katara(spoken):
Why is everybody staring at you?
Toph(spoken):
Not me, you.
Katara(spoken):
Because of Zuko? I can't have people staring at me! I really can't!
Benders:
Noooooooooooooo, no, no, no
Sick to the stuff you know
If you want to be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don't mess with the flow, oh no
Stick to the status quooooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
It is better by far
To keep things as they are
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status
stick to the status
Stick to the status quo
------------------------------------------------------------
Well, what do you think?