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Post by LightBender on Feb 18, 2007 8:50:20 GMT -5
My family went out for Chinese food, so I have some new fortunes: A faithful friend is a strong defense....in bed. A cheerful letter or message is on its way to you....in bed. A dream will always triumph over reality once it is given a chance....in bed. An important person will offer you support...in bed. Be happy with the person you are, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise...in bed.
They all sound just wrong!!!!!!!!
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Post by komadorikai on Feb 18, 2007 14:53:35 GMT -5
You will soon go on a long, joyous vacation... in bed.
You will come upon a large sum of money... in bed.
Being surrounded by friends shall make your day full... in bed.
Fortune cookies that I've actually had.
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Post by appacatbus on Feb 20, 2007 2:27:34 GMT -5
You are a good human... in bed
I always get really creepy fortunes.
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historyman12
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Post by historyman12 on Feb 20, 2007 8:28:28 GMT -5
You are a good human... in bed I always get really creepy fortunes. me too. I haven't had CHineese food since earlty January so...
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Post by Tungsten on Feb 20, 2007 19:35:42 GMT -5
Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable. ..in bed. *Sigh* Leave it to Tungsten to start this thread. Oh come on, I bet deep down you love this thread An unexpected visitor will bring you good blessings . . . . in bed
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Post by avatarspirit on Feb 20, 2007 19:55:45 GMT -5
(cranks up pervert-ness level up) Here I go....
Aways shoot for the moon...............in bed.
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Pleading Eyes
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Post by Pleading Eyes on Feb 21, 2007 2:41:43 GMT -5
An unexpected visitor will bring you good blessings . . . . in bed *walks in* Hey guys! Bet you weren't expecting me! *reads Tungsten's post* Oh, for the love of... *backs away slowly for a few steps, then jumps out a window to escape*
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Post by Tungsten on Feb 21, 2007 2:46:26 GMT -5
An unexpected visitor will bring you good blessings . . . . in bed *walks in* Hey guys! Bet you weren't expecting me! *reads Tungsten's post* Oh, for the love of... *backs away slowly for a few steps, then jumps out a window to escape*
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Post by appacatbus on Feb 22, 2007 0:58:06 GMT -5
Keep your friends close but your enemies cloer... in bed.
(D@mn these wierd fortunes. Well, it may be quoting The Godfather, but its better than "you are a good human")
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Post by Kirsten on Feb 22, 2007 1:05:44 GMT -5
At first if you don't succeed, try and try again....in bed
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Post by avatarspirit on Feb 22, 2007 21:52:17 GMT -5
My friend Amber showed me her fourtune...
-You deserve to have a good time after a hard day's work.................in bed
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Post by Tungsten on Feb 27, 2007 19:48:21 GMT -5
Investigate the new opportunity that will soon become an option . . . . in bed
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Post by tara22 on Feb 27, 2007 19:56:37 GMT -5
'you should accept the next propostition you are offered - in bed'
(yes, that was my real fortune)
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Post by Angry Crustacean on Feb 27, 2007 21:19:08 GMT -5
I went for Chinese with my mom and my brother, and these are the actual fortunes. With two words added on to the end. Mine: Integrity is the essence of everything successful in bed. My brothers: Love is the only medicine for a broken heart in bed. My moms: Love in bed. Real fortunes, lol. NOW, I must leave and watch a DVD!
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Post by Kana on Feb 28, 2007 17:28:35 GMT -5
This garment has been inspected by procter number 26 . . . in bed.
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