Angel Eyes
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Okay. Who ate the cookies?
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Post by Angel Eyes on Jul 16, 2006 9:01:21 GMT -5
Dear Dummydore,
I don't want a fu**ing shebet lemon. I want your dang wand. And since I'm a spirit, you can't kill me. I'll go get it no-
Roku: *warningly* Zhaaaooo....
Zhao: * grumbles* Dammit.
You're lucky this time.
-Zhao
Dear Zhao,
I... am your father. Join me, and we can rule the world. I can teach you so many things about the Dark side of the Force.
-Darth Vader
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Post by kolibri [thread killer] on Jul 16, 2006 9:04:44 GMT -5
Dear Darth Vader, You are not my Father. End of Story. -Zhao -------------------------- Dear Zhao, I do have to side with the Yu Yan. You do suck at planning. -Jeong-Jeong
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Zink
Ty Lee
"Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love." 1 John 4:8
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Post by Zink on Jul 16, 2006 9:09:19 GMT -5
Jeong-Jeong, You're living in a friggin' shack in the woods in the friggin' Earth Kingdom. You suck at everything. -Zhao. ------------- Zhao, Fine, but you'll never get a lightsaber. Darth Vader.
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Angel Eyes
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Post by Angel Eyes on Jul 16, 2006 9:15:48 GMT -5
Dear Darth Vader,
Wait now... Roku wrote that last letter. I do want to join you... and I want a pink lightsabre!
Just get me out of here.
Love, Zhao
Dear Zhao,
I implore you not to join Vader. Or I'll go Jedi on your Equus asinus.
-Obi Wan Kenobi.
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Post by kolibri [thread killer] on Jul 16, 2006 10:48:57 GMT -5
Dear Obi-wan Kenobi, First, what kind of name is Obi-wan Kenobi. Second it's my choice what I want to do. And third, Up yours. -Zhao --------------------- Dear Zhao, You will not be joining them. You still have to do this until I say otherwise. I will know if you disobey me, after all, I do enjoy using the Yu Yan to go through your stuff. What is this commotion about them finding Love letters addressed to Prince Zuko in your room? -Avatar Roku
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Post by shrike on Jul 16, 2006 12:56:33 GMT -5
Dear Roku, Love letters? Who told you that nonsense?
- Zhao
------------- Dear Zhao Don't you think that there will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing?
Ps.- Where do you keep the rum?
- Elizabeth Swann
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Post by Mutant Goldfish offline on Jul 17, 2006 12:53:02 GMT -5
Elizabeth, I love those moments. I love the expressions of horror on the uprights' faces when I torch the spirit in question. -Zhao. PS: I don't keep rum. I buy rum, I carry home, I drink it, and then I go and buy more rum. Who keeps rum? ------------------- Zhao, I'm actually frightened to see what those letters might say. -Zuko.
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Post by darkblood_alchemist on Jul 17, 2006 18:27:59 GMT -5
Dear Traitor, WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THE F***ING LETTERS!!!! I ALREADY TOLD YOU, THERE WEREN'T ANY!!! *quickly sweeps a stack of envelopes under his desk* -Zhao
Dear Zhao, Do you like pudding?? Because I like pudding but my brother says that pudding is stupid, but maybe that's because he can't have pudding and he's bitter about the fact that I can and that he is doomed to forever live without pudding, which will leave him as an old, bitter man with stupid sideburns like yours living in a broken down shack outside of Wisconsin while I'll be happy and living a comforatble life with fame, money and pudding... -Pudding
PS. If you like pudding what kind of pudding, because I like chocolate, but my dad likes vanilla and I think that....*continues to babble on about various pudding flavors*
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Post by tiaramaki on Jul 18, 2006 13:47:54 GMT -5
Dear Pudding, Why is there a bunch of brown blobs on my letter? -Zombie Zhao ____________ Dear Zombie Zhao, Wanna be my brother? -Marvin Zombie
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Zink
Ty Lee
"Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love." 1 John 4:8
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Post by Zink on Jul 18, 2006 14:51:27 GMT -5
Marvin, I'M NOT A ****ING ZOMBIE!! -Zhao. ---------------- Dear Commander Hottie, Boxers or briefs? Loooove, Your fanclub. XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
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Angel Eyes
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Post by Angel Eyes on Jul 18, 2006 23:56:38 GMT -5
Dear Fanclub,
I go commando.
-Zhao
Dear Zhao,
Well actually, this is addressed to Roku. Roku, you won't be able to keep me away from having a prized pupil. I challenge you to a showdown this Friday. Winner gets Zhao.
And I warn you, the Dark Side is strong.
- Darth Vader
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Post by Scarf on Jul 19, 2006 0:18:46 GMT -5
Dear Darth -
Then why are you writing to me?
Zhao
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Dear Zhao -
Would you like to see my... fanart?
Fanartist
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Angel Eyes
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Post by Angel Eyes on Jul 19, 2006 8:03:17 GMT -5
Dear Fanrtist,
No.
-Zhao
Dear Zhao,
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- Anonymous
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shrike
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Post by shrike on Jul 19, 2006 8:27:47 GMT -5
Dear Anonymous, ........................ - Zhao
----------------------- Dear Zhao, Would you like to have an undead monkey? - Captain Jack Sparrow
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Post by tiaramaki on Jul 19, 2006 16:33:45 GMT -5
Dear CJS, I'm not a monkey, so fawgetabowtit! -Zhao ___________ Dear Zombie Zhao, What about the letter you wrote to Will Turner?
-Marvin Zombie P.S. Just to warn you, Leon Kennedy's looking for you.
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