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Post by gigirl942 on Jul 4, 2006 21:16:27 GMT -5
Dear ThealmightyQ,
*sigh* Stupid questions deserve stupid awnsers.
*high girly voice* OH YES! AND I ALSO LIKE PONIES AND WATCH SPONGEBOB WHEN HE'S ON THE TOILET!
Good enough?
Zhao
Dear Monkey,
You should be scared of me. And you should know the reason why. I've got something much more powerful than your puny warships.
Prince Zuko
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Post by Chibi Chan-o on Jul 4, 2006 21:21:16 GMT -5
Dear Zuko, What? You gonna get your sis to come and get me? Ooooh, I'm so scared!! Zuko's sissy is gonna come beat me up!! Oooooh!! - Zhao Dear Zhao, Why don't you have a wife? - Chibi Chan
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Post by gigirl942 on Jul 4, 2006 21:35:46 GMT -5
Dear Chibi,
I don't want a wife!
Zhao
Dear Zhao,
Oh, really? I've got thousands of FANGIRLS at my command. Thousands Zhao. And I've got Mai. She's not a fangirl. But if you try and diss me, she'll use her knives to chop you into pieces.
Beware Zhao. Beware.
Zuko
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Post by Chibi Chan-o on Jul 4, 2006 21:43:37 GMT -5
Dear Zuko,
Still resorting to women? Be a man and FIGHT ME!!!!!!
- Zhao
Dear Zhao,
How does it feel to be single and alone?
- Chibi Chan
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Okay. Who ate the cookies?
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Post by Angel Eyes on Jul 4, 2006 22:03:56 GMT -5
Dear Chibi,
It's none of your dang business.
-Zhao
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Dear Zhao,
Just what would you do if you ever meet Zuko?
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Post by Akash on Jul 5, 2006 10:07:28 GMT -5
Dear b****,
I'd probably marry him.
Zhao.
Dear Zhao,
Guess what?! I POOPIED!!!!!!
-Tom tom LOL
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Post by Mashnii on Jul 5, 2006 11:17:35 GMT -5
Dear Zhao,
I feel extremely and deeply strange. For the very first time, I've fallen in love with somebody I'll call, "Colonel Monkey", but I don't know where he is. How do you think I should find him?
Sincerely, Zuko
J/k. ;D
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Post by kolibri [thread killer] on Jul 5, 2006 11:58:21 GMT -5
*Zhao attempts to kill himself, but he is already dead* ---------------------- Dear Son of Mine, Why didn't you write yesterday? I sat waiting all day for the post. I'm not going to be around much longer you know, so it's important for us to communicate. By the way did you remember to change your underwear today sweetie? I know you tend to forget. That's why you need a wife. I've been telling you all these years to find a nice girl to settle down with, but you've been ignoring me. I want some grandkids before I die, Honeybun. That's why I've arranged a nice little meeting with a girl called Elly May Clampett. I'm sure you'll find her suitable. -Mother
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"Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love." 1 John 4:8
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Post by Zink on Jul 5, 2006 14:41:16 GMT -5
Dear Mother, Get off of my f****** case! I wouldn't date that b**** in college and and I won't date her now! If you attempt to visit me I will burn you into oblivion. Your loving son, Zhao. ---------------------- Dear Zhao, Shall I remind you that the last two times I faced you like a man I kicked your sorry @**? - Zuko.
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Post by kolibri [thread killer] on Jul 5, 2006 15:11:46 GMT -5
Zhao: I'm not answering that. Roku: *Goes glowy* Zhao: Fine... Roku: ^_^ Dear Zuko, You got lucky. -Zhao --------------- Dear Zhao, You sound grumpy pumpkin. Did you lose your sock monkey again? Well mother's going to make a new one and send it along with a tin of fireflake cookies. Why don't you just give the poor girl a chance? She's just the type to keep you inline. Oh and I am currently seeing that handsome General Iroh. I hear wedding bells! Well, I'll go make those cookies! Love, Mother
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Post by Zink on Jul 5, 2006 15:20:14 GMT -5
Dear Mother, NOOOOOOO!!!! I shall not be related to that scar-faced brat! Augh! Then again, I'd also be related to the Fire Lord and Princess Azula... I reserve judgement for now... -Zhao. ------------------------------ Zhao, If you attempt to use your mother's marrige to my father as a leverage into my family I will burn you with the fury of a thousand firey suns. And if you have ANY plans of intermarrige with my COUSIN, you will bring down a wrath upon yourself so awful that very gods in Heaven will wince. Sincerly, Lu Ten.
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Post by Akash on Jul 6, 2006 10:36:23 GMT -5
Dear Lu Ten, This is an advice column, not a tea party. Love, Zhao.
Dear Zhao, k so lyk this guy lieks me but i duno if i lyk him bak so wut u tink i shud do cuz i'm soooooo guy cunfuz'd rite now so i lyk need help loL! plz tell mi wut 2 do cuz ur a guy and all so lyk u probablie no evrting and lyk i sooo need help! and a date! LOL! Love, Katara.
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Post by kolibri [thread killer] on Jul 6, 2006 15:33:51 GMT -5
Dear Katara, Learn how to write. -Zhao ------------------ To Whom it may concern, Tired of your old vaccum cleaner not picking up all the dirt? Tired of your children's things laying around the house? Then you need Xbrand vaccum! Picks up everything from dust to small furry mammals. Our Competitor's item sells for $21.00, but we offer it to you for a limited time only an outrageously low price of $20.99! Hurry and get yours today!
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Post by Akash on Jul 6, 2006 17:36:30 GMT -5
Dear WTIMC, I'll take 2!!!!!!11111one -Zhao
Dear Zhao, lyk wut do u meen?! i cudnt understand u so i had to ask mi mom and she sed i hav 2 lern hw 2 rite and i tink dats SO not tru ur da one who need 2 no hw 2 rite LOL! -Katara
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Post by kolibri [thread killer] on Jul 7, 2006 14:58:49 GMT -5
Dear Katara, Die. Please. Now. -Zhao --------------------- Dear Zhao, My monkey seems to think that you be it's mother. What do I do to convince it otherwise? -Captain Barbossa
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