Post by thedudeishere on May 12, 2006 15:19:13 GMT -5
Granted! But, you will be hated by everyone. *maniac laughter*
Ahem, sorry. I wish I had a good book to read.
Granted, but it will be a book filled with incest, murder, rape, torture, bloodshed, and bestiality. Your mother will also find the book and read it, aftwerwards she will ground you for a year for reading it yourself.
Post by thedudeishere on May 12, 2006 15:58:40 GMT -5
I wish I didn't have to go to school.
Granted, but you will end up poor, dumb and jobless.
I wish I had laser pants.
Granted, but the lasers will cut open a hole in your stomach which will cause your guts to spill out, afterwards it will separate your body from your head, which will then be followed by your laser pants catching on fire.