... Tis so lonely in here....
... well, good news.... Today is my last day ^^ Just one more final and I'll be posting and writing and... vidding... word?
... I'm gonna go take that final now XD I'll be back later!
Sokkla topic... How would the siblings feel... Zuko and Katara... *shrugs*it's 7:30 in the morning K
Katara: "It's...creepy."
Zuko: "How so?"
Katara: "She tried to kill him. She tried to kill US."
Zuko: "So? I've tried to do the same thing. No one thinks I'm creepy...right? Right?!"
Katara: "Okay, one, you never tried to kill us. Kidnap, extort, blackmail yes, but killing, no. Two, you always failed anyway and three, you're only creepy when you smile. Seriously, babies cry when you smile."
Zuko: "I like babies..."
Katara: "...but it doesn't compare to the sheer absurdity that is my brother and your sister. In lip lock, let alone wedlock."
Zuko: "I think they mesh well."
Katara: ".....your joking."
Zuko: "Oh no no no. I'm quite serious."
Katara: "You just like to see my brother suffer right?"
Zuko: "Well, life has its little bonuses. Besides, your brother's a little, how should I put this? Lacking in being a man and Azula's been termed as the Gods making a mistake in her gender. So it all works out fine. Someone needs to be the man in that coupling."
Katara: "That's cruel and unusual. Even for you. You and Azula are related."
Zuko: "As opposed to you and the human bottomless pit?"
Katara: "Sokka's a growing young MAN. He needs his sustenance."
Zuko: "Well, yes. He is indeed sustaining the butcheries and abbatoirs. I've seen hippo-cows flee from his shadow and those things run fast."
Katara: "What about your psychotic witch of a sister?"
Zuko: "That's just hearsay! Azula isn't a witch, though she acts like one. Those dolls she likes to burn are not voodoo dolls and in no way bear any resemblance to the living or dead."
Katara: "Then explain the whole line of, 'Die Zuzu Die' dolls she puts on display. I've seen the 'Decapitated Zuzu', the 'Drawn and Quatered Zuzu', the 'Daddy, stop burning me! Zuzu' and, my favorite, the 'Red spot in the front of his trouser crotch Zuzu'."
Zuko: "I never quite understood that one."
Katara: "....point being, your sister is way too, as you say, how should I put this? CRAZY."
Zuko: "Well, your brother's an imbecile."
Katara: "He came up with the world's first submarines, thank you very much! Look at his schematics!"
Zuko: "This is two stick figures in an ellipse! With smilies! The Mechanist built the submarines."
Katara: "But Sokka gave him the main idea. What has your screwloose and wingnut of a sister done?"
Zuko: "Nothing that won't require years of therapy and Dai Li hypnotic suggestions to forget."
Katara: "Ha! I win!"
Zuko: "I can't believe I'm actually defending Azula's name...guess this is what it feels like to be a big brother..."
Katara: "Which Sokka does all the time. Even if I don't need it. But I love him all the same for it. I know he cares."
Zuko: "And I let Azula handle herself because I care. I know she's a big girl that doesn't need a baby sitter...unlike some people."
Katara: "Oh please. You don't 'let' Azula do anything. She allows you to do things for her."
Zuko: "Because I'm her big brother and I care."
Katara: "Uh huh. You care huh? Explain the straightjacket."
Zuko: "That's for everyone's safety, hers included, and she told me she likes it. It's fashion statement. It brings out the color of her eyes."
Katara: "Yeah, Psychotic Yellow."
Zuko: "Oh, unlike your brother's Duh-'ll Blue?"
Katara: "...that the best you can do?"
Zuko: "Hey this is short notice. I had no time to prepare."
Katara: "Awww...don't you strain that tiny brain of yours. Just repeat after me: Hi, Zuzu here. I'm stupid. My sister is crazy and the Water siblings rule."
Zuko: "I have not yet begun to insult!"
Katara: "Bring it!"
Azula: "Are they at it again?"
Sokka: "Yeah. You could almost set a sundial to them."
Azula: "Seriously what does your sister see in my moronic brother?"
Sokka: "I dunno, same reason why your brother hangs around my over bearing sister?"
Azula: "....it's....creepy."
End.
And just a little something else I had rattling around in my head...
Katara: "I bet your sister hasn't worked a day in her life. And I mean real work. But I bet she wouldn't want to get her perfect nails ruined."
Zuko: "....Actually...Azula has worked."
Katara: "Really? As what? Drill Instructor? Something military I bet."
Zuko: "Oh no. It happened just after my first banishment..."
Katara: "You keep track?"
Zuko: "...as I was saying, it happened after my banishment. Father decided that Azula should learn the meaning of hardwork and respect as well. Naturally she dragged Ty Lee and Mai down with her...."
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Life Guard: "Wow! We're sure glad you came along! This must be the highest number of saves we've ever had in the history of this beach!"
Ty Lee: "Glad I could help! And isn't it weird? All of them needed mouth to mouth resuscitation! And why do they keep calling my chest a life preserver?"
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Mai: "Welcome to McSouzin's. Where the joyous fun never ends. Would you like a Joyous meal?"
Customer: "You don't seem very joyous."
Mai: "The place should be condemned, there are roaches the size of cats, the manager keeps hitting on me, the staff are morons, the food'll causes cancer in rats and saying the company approved customer greeting causes my soul to die a little everytime."
Customer: "...uhh...nice explanation..."
Mai: "Would you like fries with that?"
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Teacher: "And here are the little darlings! Children this is your new daycare teacher, Princess Azula!"
Kids: "Good morning Princess Azula!"
Teacher: "Aren't they just precious?"
Azula: "Yes. Like crude oil."
Kid: "Can you tell us a story Princess Azula?"
Azula: "Normally, I'd have you boiled in your own excrement for even looking at me. But you're young, I'll make a Fire Nation Trooper out of you yet."
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Katara: "I just can't see Azula working with paper mache."
Zuko: "She taught them how to make steel machetes. Out of paper."
Katara: "....."
Zuko: "And she did tell them a bedtime story."
Katara: "....how...nice?"
Zuko: "Something about a princess wearing red rhino riding armour, went to her grandfather's room to send cookies or something. Met a water tribe asassin weariing wolf fur, had her grandfather rubbed out. Became first Fire Queen in history...or something like that."
Katara: "Delightful."
End.