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Post by marvel26 on Dec 15, 2007 23:12:08 GMT -5
Oh man, I'm going to have to start saving these to my hardrive! That was hilarious! Ty Lee...strip-searching Sokka...oh the horror XXXXXDDDDDDDROFL!!!! Sokka, I hope you realize you've been spared by marvel! XXXXDDDD! Oh, that gave me such amusement! And it's "The Joker" Azula! XD Okay, so references... I only picked up two or three. There was Katara's line from WAT, Batman (who's VA for Joker is the same as Ozai), and the singing frog from Looney Toons. You missed the Police Academy reference. And I like to call him Jo-Zai. Still hoping for the episode where Ozai loses his mind in a laughing scene and breaks out in the Joker's laugh. Seriously check it out on youtube. Joker Laugh Scenes. Hamill does a scary Joker. Act 5 will be up...shortly...in a while...oh it'll be up at some point.
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Post by daydream11 on Dec 15, 2007 23:50:48 GMT -5
I only got one reference. >.>;; But that's alright, because I laughed anyway. Marvel, you continue to wow us. You oughtta put those on LJ, srsly.
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Post by marvel26 on Dec 16, 2007 0:01:21 GMT -5
I only got one reference. >.>;; But that's alright, because I laughed anyway. Marvel, you continue to wow us. You oughtta put those on LJ, srsly. There was a Final Fantasy reference as well. Sorry no live journal, no FF.net account. No nothin'. Act 5 just needs a punch line. Once I have that I should be able to write a short around it.
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Post by kaibasgirl on Dec 16, 2007 4:44:14 GMT -5
Argh, marvel, you make it difficult for us to stalk you...
Seriously though, you should get an LJ and post these acts there. I'm sure the Sokkla shippers there would love them, especially since not everyone knows about DH.
Jo-Zai? ROFL! Brilliant! Sheer brilliance! I love that nickname!
-karmas marvel cause she's plain awesome-
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Post by marvel26 on Dec 16, 2007 10:42:51 GMT -5
Still under the impression that I’m a double X chromo?
I wonder how you came up with that idea.
I realized there are usually only 5 acts in a play.
Well, that kinda throws a monkey wrench in the works.
I can’t stop writing this.
This is my Brokeback Mountain.
I wish I could quit this.
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‘The Misadventures of Sokkla’
Part 5: ‘On the Couch’
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(Fire Palace, Azula’s chambers.)
Shrink: “How was today for you Princess? Tell me, in your own words, how did it feel to not be bound anymore?”
Azula: “Felt great. I can scratch my nose now.”
Shrink: “Anything else? Any revelations?”
Azula: “…hmmm…I found out that my brother’s afraid of clowns that sound like my father. You might want to tell Zuzu’s shrink about that.”
Shrink: “Doctor/Patient confidentiality, Princess. I will not break it even if you ordered me to. Besides…we all already know about his coulrophobia.”
Azula: “Oh right right. Tom Tom’s birthday party. Mai’s parents hired a jester for little Tom Tom. Fire does not make JoJo the Jester dance his happy dance. Fire makes JoJo cry….and fry.”
Shrink: “Yes. Many clown tears were shed that day.”
Azula: “Oh the tears of clown. So sad, yet so happy.”
Shrink: “Care to elaborate? Sounds like you’ve got clown issues as well.”
Azula: “Clowns…no. Imbeciles and incompetents yes.”
Shrink: “Go on.”
Azula: “Doctor/Patient confidentiality right?”
Shrink: “Of course.”
Azula: “Well…there’s this…I guess you could call him a man…or guy. Yeah let’s go with that. There’s this guy…”
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Katara: “Sokka get off your rear end and help me with these files.”
Sokka: “I’m on vacation!”
Katara: “So’s Haru and he’s helping.”
Haru: “Always glad to help.”
Sokka: “Yeah but that’s cause he wants to get laid.”
Katara: “…..”
Haru: “No! He’s just joking! Oh Sokka you joker you.”
Sokka: “Yeah whatever.”
Katara: “What’s up with you now? Ate some bad meat?”
Sokka: “Meat is my friend. Meat is good. Meat is never bad.”
Katara: “Sokka, if the meat is green, it shouldn’t be seen.”
Sokka: “That’s because it’d be a vegetable then. Can I help it if I like to know that my food used to live and breathe before consuming it? It’s thought provoking really. Did the meat have agood life? Did it suffer when the butcher’s cleaver ended its short yet soon to be delicious life?”
Haru: “You see, now that’s the kind of thinking I’d expect from a crazy person.”
Katara: “You try being related to him. By blood.”
Haru: “I kinda understand why he’s so attracted to Princess Azula now.”
Sokka: “Thank you. I knew someone would understand. So what’s your take? That we’re kindred souls? Both hurt and lost, searching for each other’s love to be whole again?”
Haru: “Oh that’s good. I’ll try that line next time. And…no. I was going to say that the two of you are Viper-Bat shite insane.”
Sokka: “I prefer the term ‘Misunderstood Genius’.”
Zuko: “The Machinist and his son are misunderstood geniuses. You’re just…well, there’s a woman present.. Hello Captain Haru.”
Haru: “Prince Zuko.”
Katara: “Oh, I almost forgot about lunch, what with SOME people getting arrested the moment they get off a ship and all. Let me just put these away and we can get going.”
Sokka: “What?! I got arrested because of your burn ward boyfriend here!”
Zuko: “And how are YOUR moral failings my doing?”
Sokka: “There’s a notice at the customs office for MY detention and body cavity search! What kind of sick nation are you running here!?”
Zuko: “So says the man who engaged in Worldwide Tongue Wrestling with my crazy sister.”
Sokka: “So what? Is this payback for the stuff I did to you about Katara? Cause right now, dipping your hand in warm water while you sleep is so not the same as getting felt up by a man-thing.”
Zuko: “It could have been worse. I could have let Ty Lee do it.”
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Ty Lee: “This reeks.”
Mai: “Are you still miffed about missing out on your ‘Grand Expedition into the Land of Sokka’?”
Ty Lee: “Yeah! I mean he was all tied up and helpless! I had a special outfit just for that reason!”
Mai: “Too much information!”
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Sokka: “She still all peppy and clingy?”
Zuko: “Yes.”
Sokka: “…Thanks…I guess.”
Haru: “She sounds nice.”
Sokka: “Yeah well, this is the Fire Nation. ‘Nice’ is relative here.”
Haru: “Sokka…you’re insulting the nation…in front of the prince of the nation.”
Zuko: “No offense taken. We take pride in being different.”
Sokka: “See? Burn boy here can take it.”
Zuko: “And besides, you like my sister. That makes you an honorary Fire Nation citizen. You meet the level of mental instability required.”
Haru: “You’re joking.”
Zuko: “Oh no. It’s true. It’s the heat. It does things to you.”
Sokka: “Oh so that’s why my sister likes you. That’s it I’m getting her out of here and getting a nice bag of ice for her heat stroked head.”
Zuko: “You can try. The way…some people see it. You and I. We’re going to be seeing a lot of each other. One way or another.”
Sokka: “Are…Are you hitting on me?”
Haru: “Wow. This country IS different.”
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Teacher: “Okay children, today we’ve got very special guests. Avatar Aang and his Earth Bending teacher, Lady Bei Fong!”
Aang: “Hi there! I’m Aang!”
Toph: “You kids can call him Twinkle Toes. That’s his real name.”
Aang: “And this is Momo and outside you can see Appa.”
Teacher: “Could you tell us about what the Fire Nation is really like?”
Aang: “Hot.”
Toph: “How very specific Twinkles.”
Aang: “Well it’s kinda the same as every other nation and yet different.”
Teacher: “How so?”
Toph: “In other nations, you shoot off firecrackers.”
Aang: “In the Fire Nation, firecrackers shoot you.” ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Katara: “Okay. I’m done. Sorry it took so long. Had to change my dress.”
Zuko: “It looked fine to me.”
Sokka: “That’s because you’re left eye’s got bad vision.”
Katara: “Oh, nothing. It just got ruined earlier. I ran into your father’s ‘Angels’ on the way back here.”
Sokka: “You saw Azula? Did she say anything about me?”
Katara: “I did bring you up in conversation…”
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Shrink: “And was it then that you felt the need to set Ambassador Katara’s dress on fire?”
Azula: “Hey, she’s a master Water Bender. She was perfectly safe.”
Shrink: “Aggressively defensive today aren’t we?”
Azula: “I thought you shrinks weren’t supposed to judge your patients!”
Shrink: “After dealing with a nation’s worth of crazies, one tends to indulge oneself, so as not to wind up being one’s best customer. And you’re purposefully avoiding the question.”
Azula: “No I’m not.”
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Zuko: “She set your dress on fire?”
Haru: “How can you be so calm about that? Your sister just tried to hurt Katara.”
Katara: “Relax Haru. If she really wanted to hurt me, she would have made Ty Lee my secretary.”
Zuko: “What did you say to her?”
Sokka: “And what did she say about me?”
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Azula: “She said that she didn’t see what I saw in her brother. I could ask her the same thing! I’m sure she was implying that I had bad taste. Hence the fire.”
Shrink: “And what do you see, exactly?”
Azula: “I don’t know. I’ve only seen him what? Twice? Three times, since the war ended? I mean why would he want me? I tried to stab him with a DANDELION!”
Shrink: “You are the Princess.”
Azula: “Somehow I don’t think power and prestige are high on Dandelion Boy’s ‘What I want for Winter Solstice’ list.”
Shrink: “And your thoughts?”
Azula: “Some sick fascination maybe? I did cause his previous relationship to go sour. Some kind of dependency?”
Shrink: “Hmmm…fascinating.”
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Katara: “She didn’t say anything. When I asked her what she saw in you, I meant that as a joke. I mean, EVERYONE saw you go at it at the ball. She just got all prissy and…Azula-fied. Next thing I know, Ty Lee’s trying to stamp out a fire in the corner of my dress tails and Azula’s stomping off.”
Sokka: “But did she say anything?”
Zuko: “Azula set her dress on fire at the mention of your name. I’m sure that pretty much says it all.”
Sokka: “She likes me? A lot?”
Zuko: “No, that you are a hazard to your own sister and my nation. If the mere mention of your name sets Azula off, then I have no choice but to put you back in prison. For your own protection of course. As well as everyone else’s. Don’t worry, you’ll be safe in prison. Just…don’t drop the soap.”
Haru: “Oh yeah. I know the feeling. You too?”
Zuko: “Hell no. It’s just that sometimes Uncle has a sip of wine instead of tea, starts going on about how I let him rot in jail….and what do you mean you know the feeling?”
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Azula: “So what’s your diagnosis?”
Shrink: “Hmmm? Sorry. I’ve been doodling on this parchment for the whole session.”
Azula: “…….”
Shrink: “No one gets psychiatrist humor.”
Azula: “My problem? If you please?”
Shrink; “Yes, well it seems obvious this…Sokka, is it? That this Sokka elicits a strong reaction from you.”
Azula: “Elicit just sounds so dirty. Normally I don’t mind that but still…”
Shrink: “And you’re confused about said reaction.”
Azula: “Duh! You, shrink. Me, patient. Shrink help patient. Shrink not repeat what patient already said.”
Shrink: “Still lashing out in anger.”
Azula: “…don’t make me fry you. I respect your profession. I think shrinks are the most sadistic and manipulative people on the planet. You get into peoples heads. I like that. I would have become one…if Daddy hadn’t…”
Shrink: “Yes. Your ongoing paternal issues. I’m beginning to see a connection between that and your Sokka issue.”
Azula: “Oh do tell.”
Shrink: “You resent your father for turning you into a killing machine, thus robbing you of your Agni given right to be a normal teenager and subsequently being in relationships with members of the opposite gender. Thus when a member of said gender expresses interest, you feel confused and awkward. Or in your case you feel the urge to fire bend. You did so this morning with Ambassador Katara’s dress and…I see here you burned down a house at party when you were still working for your father.”
Azula: “So I’m an emotional shut in like Mai but instead of turning into the Queen of the Dead, I express my leaking emotions by burning things?”
Shrink: “Yes. All fire benders have this in common. Your brother burns clowns. You burn the general objects pertaining to the root of your problems. Which is the general outlook of most fire benders.”
Azula: “Which is?”
Shrink: “Kill it. Kill it with fire.”
Azula: “…that is true.”
Shrink: “And I fear that further bottling of your emotions regarding this Sokka would just exacerbate things. You might end up going nova.”
Azula: “That’s a lot of power.”
Shrink: “Indeed.”
Azula: “So you’re saying Sokka’s my source of power now?”
Shrink: “He’s certainly inducing an effect in you. I’d like for both of you to be present for the next session. Work things out.”
Azula: “All that power…from him?”
Shrink: “Yes. How does next week sound? I have to conduct a Tea Addicts Anonymous this weekend.”
Azula: “Power….hmmmm.”
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Mysterious Figure #1: “Were you successful?”
Mysterious Figure #2: “Yes.”
Mysterious Figure #1: “And?”
Mysterious Figure #2: “And what? It’s done. We just need to wait for them to slip up, take a step back. You know. Generally FUBAR the situation. Then we can end them.”
Mysterious Figure #1: “Have you factored in…outside interference?”
Mysterious Figure #2: “Oh. They won’t be a problem. No problem at all.”
Mysterious Figure #1: “Good. Care to join me in an evil laugh?”
Mysterious Figure #2: “I dunno. It’s getting late. And mom expects me…”
MF#1: “LAUGH!”
MF#2: “Oh alright. Mwahahahahahaha.”
MF#1: “Mwahaahahahahaha!”
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And…..done.
For now.
I have no idea how to end this insanity.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to get back to the Taang thread and get my full day’s supply of vitamin C.
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Post by MsJimmy on Dec 16, 2007 13:43:51 GMT -5
@_@ *falls over* *crawls out*
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Post by Azuna the Screaming Gopher on Dec 16, 2007 14:54:00 GMT -5
Go Sokkla! I saw the scene in Black Sun and thought, Sokkla!
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Post by K9Thefirst1 on Dec 16, 2007 18:04:48 GMT -5
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! That's hilarious!! ALSO! It may not be Sokkla, but this video is all about Azula and her being......goodly challenged.
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kaibasgirl
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Post by kaibasgirl on Dec 16, 2007 20:42:46 GMT -5
marvel, LOL. Well, unless you're going to tell me otherwise, yes, I do think you're female. Why? I don't know, you just...sound like one, if that makes sense. If I'm wrong though, you have my sincerest apologies XD
Ooooooh, that act was hilarious! LOVED it! -karmas again-
Azuna, welcome to the plaza! ^__^ We're always happy to get more shippers!
K9, thanks for the link, I'll have to check it out! ^^
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Post by ethe on Dec 17, 2007 10:54:42 GMT -5
Oooh, I haven't posted here in.. forever @_@ Well, Marvel sounds like a guy to me XD I love the comedy. Where'd you get the idea? XD Andd Oohh Zutara;Taang (am I right?)
Welcome Azuna~ join us in our lulz
I trying to drawing chibi sokkla but whenever I scan something into my computer it looks horribl :x
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kaibasgirl
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Post by kaibasgirl on Dec 17, 2007 18:57:56 GMT -5
Really? I always thought marvel was a girl. Huh, is it weird to be arguing over a member's gender? XD
We need more Sokkla art >< and fanfics...
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MsJimmy
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Post by MsJimmy on Dec 17, 2007 20:25:58 GMT -5
awkward XD
I'm working on it!! @.@ I couldn't do anything last week because I was at school constantly for 14 hours and wouldn't get home till 1130 at night =( and I have finals this week! BUT I'll get started this weekend!!FH@W# *is excited*
I WILL get HA posted again XD
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kaibasgirl
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Post by kaibasgirl on Dec 17, 2007 20:28:09 GMT -5
MsJimmy!!! -glomps-
Whoa, 14 hours of school?! I'd go nuts if I were you XD I can barely stand sitting in the classroom for 1 1/2 at most, I'd never survive that long.
Oooh! Yay! I can't wait till you repost HA! ^__^
hm...we need a topic...
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MsJimmy
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Post by MsJimmy on Dec 17, 2007 20:33:41 GMT -5
-glompage!!¤#-KAi!!
I almost did XD LONG week
yay!! You keep me focused just cause you're so excited XD
Ok ok.... um....
So this is kinda weird, but I ask cause I've had this drabble idea in my head for a while now.... who do you think is the better dancer between the two? And if Sokka can dance, would Azula be.... shall we say wooed? XD *is shot* I don't think I've ever said that in my life XD
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kaibasgirl
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Post by kaibasgirl on Dec 17, 2007 20:39:08 GMT -5
This is so great! You're going to repost HA, daydream is finally going to update DADE, and Maylene wherever she is is gonna update PoLY! Haha, three dosages of Sokkla, all in one shot ^^
ROFL! Oh man, somehow that just sounds wrong XD
It's hard to say though. The FN doesn't allow dances, so unless the court had different rules, Azula probably wouldn't know how to dance. Oooh, that'd be something interesting. Azula not knowing how to do something? XD
For some reason I can't see Sokka being all that better, but he's WT, and they're usually more graceful, and he did dance with Ty Lee...sort of.
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