Gotterdammerung
Casual Zuko
sorry. i'm fresh out of the ability to care.
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Post by Gotterdammerung on Aug 27, 2006 17:38:59 GMT -5
For equal-opportunity Sokka-shippers. Sokka/Yue? Sokka/Suki? Sokka/Ty Lee? Sokka/Toph? It's all good! Why? Because Sokka is a shoulder-dusting pimp with more ladies (in every nation!) than Zuko could ever aspire to. And yet Zuko, who probably still thinks girls have cooties, gets all the attention. Not on! Come on...you know you secretly ship Sokka/Everyone Awesome too! And in the spirit of Sokka multishipping I also offer a fic: Fidelity (Five Times Sokka Didn't Fall in Love)
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Post by stinkypinky on Aug 27, 2006 17:50:27 GMT -5
Because Sokka is a shoulder-dusting pimp with more ladies (in every nation!) than Zuko could ever aspire to. And yet Zuko, who probably still thinks girls have cooties, gets all the attention. Not on! I know why do people love the boy who needs fixing? Sokka love all the way. Sokka's like the village bicycle, everyone's had a ride. JK JK.
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Post by fire/lightningbender emily on Aug 27, 2006 17:56:47 GMT -5
the ladies love sokka cause he is hot lol
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Gotterdammerung
Casual Zuko
sorry. i'm fresh out of the ability to care.
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Post by Gotterdammerung on Aug 27, 2006 18:06:39 GMT -5
That's what I'm saying.
And it's only in the fandom that everyone loves Zuko. On the show it's Sokka that gets the loving.
Then fandom acts like Zuko is sauve or romantic or something. HAH.
Zuko's such a hilarious dweeb. He has, like, one lady. And she may or may not be trying to kill him. he maybe could have had two ladies, though. He was in there with Song, but then he had to go and shun her and steal her ostrich-horse. So hopeless.
It is my belief that Sokka should become Iroh's protege (since Iroh is, as everyone knows, the Pimpmaster), because clearly Sokka already has prodigious pimptastic abilities, and see, like, Aang could be a pimp (see: Meng, the fangirls of Kyoshi) but he only hearts Katara so he chooses not to use his powers. Zuko, however, just has no game.
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gambitia
Fiery Ozai
millions have trembled before my pink armor!
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Post by gambitia on Aug 27, 2006 18:10:55 GMT -5
Is this SokkaxLadies all at the same time?
If so, I have another OT5 (and this one isn't as cracky as Jetzuongjeongbee...)
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Gotterdammerung
Casual Zuko
sorry. i'm fresh out of the ability to care.
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Post by Gotterdammerung on Aug 27, 2006 18:22:48 GMT -5
It doesn't have to be Sokka/the Ladies all at the same time, but that's not restricted! It could also be Sokka/the Ladies in some sequence! Sokka and a few of ladies at the same time! Whatever. We can discuss the possibilities! For instance, Ty Lee would totally share. Toph totally wouldn't.
All permutations of Sokka and his ladies are welcome here. That's the whole point.
The motto of this thread is: Because Sokka shouldn't have to choose.
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gambitia
Fiery Ozai
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Post by gambitia on Aug 27, 2006 18:23:46 GMT -5
Because Sokka shouldn't have to choose. Motto.
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Gotterdammerung
Casual Zuko
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Post by Gotterdammerung on Aug 27, 2006 18:25:18 GMT -5
I wonder if it would fit in the thread title?
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gambitia
Fiery Ozai
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Post by gambitia on Aug 27, 2006 18:26:15 GMT -5
It should be the thread title.
Although I think titles can be 50 characters long...how long is it now?
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Gotterdammerung
Casual Zuko
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Post by Gotterdammerung on Aug 27, 2006 18:27:56 GMT -5
Done.
I've got skillz.
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Post by stinkypinky on Aug 27, 2006 18:30:04 GMT -5
Sokka got skillz.
And Sokka should totally be Iroh's apprentice. ;D
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Gotterdammerung
Casual Zuko
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Post by Gotterdammerung on Aug 27, 2006 18:33:14 GMT -5
Sokka got game.
And Iroh could make him an initiate in the The Order of the White Lotus, which is just code for The Player's Club. That's why Zuko had to stay outside smelling flowers, you know. Because Iroh already knew that he was dangerously lacking game.
Also, stinkypinky, your Arrested Development icons have been rocking my world for a long time and this is the first opportunity I've had to tell you. <3333
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Post by stinkypinky on Aug 27, 2006 18:39:19 GMT -5
Sokka got game. And Iroh could make him an initiate in the The Order of the White Lotus, which is just code for The Player's Club. That's why Zuko had to stay outside smelling flowers, you know. Because Iroh already knew that he was dangerously lacking game. Also, stinkypinky, your Arrested Development icons have been rocking my world for a long time and this is the first opportunity I've had to tell you. <3333 I always wondered what the secret code meant "One who has eaten the fruit and tasted its mysteries" I wonder what kinda fruit? *wink wink nudge nudge* Zuko's such a nerd. Thank you, I found most of the icons all over LJ, here's an Arrested icon thread community.livejournal.com/arrestedicons/ I really miss Arrested it was such a great show, Fox definitely didn't know how to advertise it. My favorite charatcer would have to be between Tobias and Buster. I love Franklin www.youtube.com/v/TP9uJhAsrYI
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Post by Paraiba Ocean on Aug 27, 2006 18:45:15 GMT -5
LMAO! Sokka, you are a player. Are you sure you aren't distantly related to Iroh?
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Post by fire/lightningbender emily on Aug 27, 2006 18:54:52 GMT -5
lol sokka sure is a player
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