|
Post by Gran Gran on Jul 2, 2010 14:58:37 GMT -5
Well, I was listening to the lyrics of a popular song the other day and it struck me: There are those pick up lines hardly a girl can resist.
And it's not the ones about how it must have hurt falling from heaven or how pretty she is and good looking, nope.
It's the ones about the guy: I have issues (because my mom, dad, brother sister, x-GF, blah blah blah...) I will only break your heart (no that's a challenge, isn't it)
And whaddayaknow, both are also built in excuses for the guy to behave badly and treating girl like crap - and getting away with it, too!
|
|
|
Post by Tungsten on Jul 2, 2010 15:17:03 GMT -5
Hey Gran Gran, how much does a polar bear weigh?
|
|
|
Post by Gran Gran on Jul 2, 2010 17:17:34 GMT -5
roflmao, what?
|
|
Grandi
Bato
Prince of All Cosmos
Posts: 603
|
Post by Grandi on Jul 2, 2010 20:15:37 GMT -5
are you a girl because i'm going to have sex with you
|
|
|
Post by Tungsten on Jul 3, 2010 9:39:24 GMT -5
Enough to break the Ice, hi my name is Tungsten, nice to meet you
|
|
|
Post by Gran Gran on Jul 3, 2010 12:04:01 GMT -5
LOL, nah, you guys are not getting it - no wonder you are single!
Dunno what it is, but girls can't resist a good rescue case, if they just luve enough all problems go away and the a**hole turns into Prince Charming.
And the guy is off the hook, because he said from the beginning he was a jerk....
|
|
Sakura
FN Sokka
Sakura. Just Sakura.
Posts: 1,744
|
Post by Sakura on Jul 3, 2010 20:39:12 GMT -5
It's the ones about the guy: I have issues (because my mom, dad, brother sister, x-GF, blah blah blah...) I will only break your heart (no that's a challenge, isn't it) And whaddayaknow, both are also built in excuses for the guy to behave badly and treating girl like crap - and getting away with it, too! Sounds like Edward Cullen. /shot
|
|
Grandi
Bato
Prince of All Cosmos
Posts: 603
|
Post by Grandi on Jul 3, 2010 20:56:37 GMT -5
Make two profiles on a dating site.
Make one of them with the picture of the most beautiful man you can find, fill in fake stats about a great job, incredible talents, etc. Put it close to your real location.
Then make a normal one with your real info.
When a girl messages the fake profile, shoot her down harshly. Then message her on your real profile and she'll have such a bruised ego that you're pretty much a shoe in.
well maybe not a shoe.
|
|
Splendi
Combustion Man
I've lost my place but I can't stop this story..
Posts: 5,664
|
Post by Splendi on Jul 3, 2010 22:10:39 GMT -5
My boyfriend and I had a Harry Potter pick-up line battle via text message. 'Twas epic.
I'll let you put your basalisk in MY chamber of secrets.....
|
|
|
Post by Lt. Dan on Jul 6, 2010 9:18:22 GMT -5
GRANDI, RU TIRED? 'CAUSE YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING THROUGH MY MIND ALLLL NIGHT.
|
|
|
Post by Tungsten on Jul 6, 2010 21:53:42 GMT -5
Enough to break the Ice, hi my name is Tungsten, nice to meet you Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT! Get it? FINE PRINT!!!!! Hurpdurpdurp.Shay are you Jamaican? Because you're Ja-making me crazy
|
|
Grandi
Bato
Prince of All Cosmos
Posts: 603
|
Post by Grandi on Jul 7, 2010 1:15:39 GMT -5
Do you have some chloroform?
... No reason
|
|
Bleda
Kyoshi Mai
Wise Kataang/Soph Elite
Time defies logic thus it cannot exist.
Posts: 2,362
|
Post by Bleda on Jul 8, 2010 16:00:21 GMT -5
I'll let you put your basalisk in MY chamber of secrets..... I am going to have nightmares about this one ^^
|
|
Escalus (Syn)
Avatar Kyoshi
Your Avatar title might impress some people, but not me.
Posts: 1,336
|
Post by Escalus (Syn) on Jul 10, 2010 9:32:15 GMT -5
If you where a booger, I'd pick you.
How about this?
All this could be yours for one low, low price!
Or maybe this?
Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side and says he can't get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.) Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.
No.... maybe this one.
Good news, the test results are negative!
Yeah. thats the one.
|
|
Korra
Aang
Let's just disappear into the atmosphere
Posts: 62
|
Post by Korra on Jul 21, 2010 22:05:03 GMT -5
Hey, do you work for UPS? I think I saw you checking out my package. ;D
|
|