Horyo
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Post by Horyo on Sept 18, 2008 22:54:51 GMT -5
"YOU DRIVE TO CLOSE TOT HE MIDDLE LANE! GO TO THE RIGHT!"
"NO! YOU DRIVE TOO CLOSE TO THE RIGHT YOU MIGHT HIT A PARKED CAR!"
"HIT THE BRAKES!!"
"HIT THE GAS!"
"YOU'RE GOING TOO FAST!"
"YOU'RE GOING TOO SLOW!"
"GET CLOSER TO THE CAR IN FRONT WHILE WAITING AT A LIGHT!"
"NO YOU'RE TOO CLOSE! I TOLD YOU TO STAY AT THE DISTANCE WHERE YOU CAN SEE THEIR BACK TIRES!"
Awful experience driving her around. My driving instructor never yells like that, sheesh.
Anyways, I thought that joke was true, what test do most Asian parents want you to just pass (regardless of how well you do it)?
A driving test!
FALSE. My mom can rip my head off just for my driving (which wasn't that bad anyways, I stayed within reasonable speeds of the speed limits while staying within the bounds of the traffic speed, checked mirrors and all, etc.).
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Yakuza
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Post by Yakuza on Sept 18, 2008 23:12:00 GMT -5
My mom was an awful backseat driver. Except she was in the passenger seat. I solved that problem easy peasy. By doing nearly 40 in a 25 and then stopping abruptly. She calmed down and let me drive as is. She couldnt afford being scared half to death twice  |
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Grandi
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Post by Grandi on Sept 18, 2008 23:30:55 GMT -5
Asian woman driver.
Need I say more?
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Horyo
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Post by Horyo on Sept 18, 2008 23:42:08 GMT -5
My mom was an awful backseat driver. Except she was in the passenger seat. Same position, check! If I did that she'd have killed me. |
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Post by Blind Bandit on Sept 19, 2008 0:33:18 GMT -5
I think a lot has to do with her being your parent.
I mean really most parents don't do well when driving, with there kids.
But I'm sure you drive fine.
Its working out the kinks.
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Post by Gran Gran on Sept 19, 2008 13:22:01 GMT -5
Most important words: Yes Dear (or Mom) BUt res assure... the tables will turn...soon enough: MOM, SLOW DOWN, SPEED UP. USE THE INDICATOR. NO YOU CAN'T TURN HERE. DON'T HIT THE GARAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then you take her to the DMV to return her license....  |
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ilovetaang03
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Post by ilovetaang03 on Sept 19, 2008 14:19:16 GMT -5
that is probally how my parents are going to be like when i start to drive.
when i start to drive you should all fear me! lol
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Post by mike1921 on Sept 19, 2008 14:26:13 GMT -5
When I start to drive it would take a handful of the world's best scientists to find out how all the destruction I cause is being done by one car. In fact, I will probably have my car on top of my roof 10 minutes after I get it. thanks for giving me that idea.
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Post by Paraiba Ocean on Sept 19, 2008 15:18:36 GMT -5
My grandmother yelled at me for going 2 miles over the speed limit.
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Post by tiaramaki on Sept 19, 2008 15:35:56 GMT -5
Well, this is a good reason why I don't drive.
O____O Seriously, Horyo?! That's a strange moment, in my opinion.
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Yakuza
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Post by Yakuza on Sept 19, 2008 15:38:52 GMT -5
Most important words: Yes Dear (or Mom) BUt res assure... the tables will turn...soon enough: MOM, SLOW DOWN, SPEED UP. USE THE INDICATOR. NO YOU CAN'T TURN HERE. DON'T HIT THE GARAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then you take her to the DMV to return her license.... My mom is probably the single worst driver on the face of the earth. Like I dont think I've ever seen her stop at a stop sign. She used that lame excuse that her speedometer is off by 5 mph so it was okay for her to speed... by doing nearly 15 over in every zone. Until she got a new car and I pointed out that she cant use that excuse anymore. She still does. |
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Post by nymphadora on Sept 19, 2008 16:07:41 GMT -5
The first and only time I drove with my mom she yelled at me the whole time to pull over because there was a car behind me. I made it for about a mile or two before I couldn't take it anymore.  |
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Post by outcast on Sept 19, 2008 18:56:07 GMT -5
My mom has been through the windshield twice. She's scared of her own driving, let alone any other person's. Needless to say, I didn't like learning to drive. Eventually (aka: a few weeks before I turned 18), a family friend kidnapped me a few weekends in a row and finished teaching me how to drive.
Our family friend was a good teacher, except that she'd randomly go "look at that". And I'd be like "nope".
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Post by beautyfr.pain on Sept 19, 2008 22:11:48 GMT -5
Asian woman driver. Need I say more? no you. My mother is a horrible backseat driver, but only for my brother. For some reason, neither my mom nor dad yell at my sister when she's driving, but then again, she was a natural and my brother was a nervous wreck b/c he put off driving after being in my accident :/ Unfortunately, when it's my turn in like a year, my dad and mom are probably going to pester me b/c i'm a nervous wreck sort of person. but i'm planning on moving to new york or cali when i grow up, so maybe i won't have to drive  |
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Post by Solvabibble on Sept 19, 2008 23:42:46 GMT -5
Most important words: Yes Dear (or Mom) BUt res assure... the tables will turn...soon enough: MOM, SLOW DOWN, SPEED UP. USE THE INDICATOR. NO YOU CAN'T TURN HERE. DON'T HIT THE GARAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then you take her to the DMV to return her license.... Ha, I used to do that all the time. xD Don't worry Horyo, your mom'll eventually chill out and won't be on your case as much. Key word being "eventually". |
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