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Post by Astronomy on Jul 25, 2008 16:05:13 GMT -5
People are stupid. My dad's always making fun of Moon Unit Zappa. I think she just goes by Moon, though...
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historyman12
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Post by historyman12 on Jul 25, 2008 17:22:05 GMT -5
Spirit Mage, when you become ruler of the world, can you make us DH people nobles? Please? Oh, and, I am so naming my kid Judas Adolf Satan! Or Frederick Ulysses Christopher Kevin (Historyman's last name) >:-) And Fock is a German/French last name.
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Post by spiritmage234 on Jul 25, 2008 17:51:53 GMT -5
Spirit Mage, when you become ruler of the world, can you make us DH people nobles? Please? Oh, and, I am so naming my kid Judas Adolf Satan! Or Frederick Ulysses Christopher Kevin (Historyman's last name) >:-) And Fock is a German/French last name. Perhaps..... and "fock" - along with other similar words such as "Ficken" and "focken" - is also a certain verb in some Germanic languages...
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historyman12
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Post by historyman12 on Jul 25, 2008 20:39:45 GMT -5
Spirit Mage, when you become ruler of the world, can you make us DH people nobles? Please? Oh, and, I am so naming my kid Judas Adolf Satan! Or Frederick Ulysses Christopher Kevin (Historyman's last name) >:-) And Fock is a German/French last name. Perhaps..... and "fock" - along with other similar words such as "Ficken" and "focken" - is also a certain verb in some Germanic languages... There's a town named F***ing in Austria. And in China there's a place called Fukien in Fuku province. But please, just treat us nice. No mandatory castrations at least. And some basic freedoms. That is all I ask. No slavery, please. Do whatever you want to everybody else though.
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Post by beautyfr.pain on Jul 25, 2008 21:16:52 GMT -5
haha, i've actually never thought of "fukien" like that before...-_-" but then again, i didn't know about the fuku province. lol there was a couple in china who tried to name their child "@", but at least they had a semi-good reason behind it...: news.zdnet.com/2100-9588_22-160114.html
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Post by spiritmage234 on Jul 26, 2008 16:06:40 GMT -5
^Yeah. I heard about them too. @historyman: Don't worry. Castrations will only be delivered to those who have committed the most serious of intimate crimes (child molestation, rape, etc.). Actually, people who commit murder or rape, will be treated how thieves are treated in the Middle East: their hands will be removed. That way, they won't have to be sentenced to death for you "Serial killers have rights too!" people, and they can't commit any of the crimes that they committed in the past. So people won't be confused who committed serial rape and who was just unfortunate enough to loose both of their hands in an accident of some sort, all felons will be tattooed right on their arms, so then bystanders will know who they are, and furthermore, know what they did, so then they will be further ostracized from society. Because, no one wants to help feed a child rapist. And if they do, they won't be fed well. And just to be on the safe side, to make sure that the felon won't get somebody else to carry out some other horrendous crime, they will be surveillenced. All in a perfect country/hemisphere, where I was supreme ruler. (How did this get from stupid parents to my future plans to ruling the New World? ) Just, er, eat plenty of soy, for you guys out there. >_> (Yum. Soymilk. )
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Post by kyogoon on Jul 27, 2008 1:53:11 GMT -5
SM, I love your plans. I shall follow you. xD
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LiveInThaskyE
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Post by LiveInThaskyE on Jul 27, 2008 2:13:13 GMT -5
Yes,I want to serve you in your new regime,but I will NOT drink soymilk. Ew.
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Post by spiritmage234 on Jul 27, 2008 5:09:13 GMT -5
@skye: You will do as you are ordered to!! But if you are law abbiding citizen, you won't be required to. That, and I will only those who are not deemed worthy of raising/producing children will be sterilized, and only those who carry a high risk of passing on more diseased crap to the next generation will be given some waning libido drug. This includes: -Serious criminals (Murders, child molesters, rapists, and those who commit the same failed crime, over and over. You lost the right to procreate long ago.) -Those who are below the poverty line (You do not need to be bringing ten kids into a rat infested home. That's just an analogy, but seriously. First, feed YOURSELF and get out of the boondocks. Then maybe you can start having at least a pet dog.) -Stupid people and those with particulary low morals (Yeah. Instead of just an I.Q. test, people will also be administered a "C.S. test, i.e. a Common Sense test. That way, we won't be getting anymore of these stupid @$$ed parents naming their kids "A Pimp named Slickback" and cr@p like that. We also will be eliminating these fools who "do it" with clamydia (see below). Though morality changes from person to person, I think we can all agree that sleeping with half of the neighborhood is pretty immoral, and we do not need to be passing this trend to the next generation.) -Those with serious/chronic illnesses and diseases, physical and mental (this is different, different in that, a lot of people who have these incurable diseases do deserve to have kids or to, you know. But unfortunately, since a lot of stuff is passed genetically, they shouldn't run the risk of passing some G*d awful disease onto a kid who didn't deserve it as well. On another note, people who had a history of behavioral problems shouldn't really be having kids either. Some behavioral stuff isn't just taught, some of it is, instinct almost. If you ever took a pyschology course, you'd know how many people shouldn't be having kids. And with the STDs - this is where common sense comes in. If you have herpes, and you know very well that it's transmitted when you do it and furthermore, that YOU have it, what shouldn't you be doing!?) -Raving alcohols and druggies (Smoking tobacco around your kid is bad enough. You don't need to be snorting and drinking twelve shots of vodka in front of your kid(s) as well.) -Underaged (how can I forget about teenagers? No babies for you; you're still a baby too. :3) I had more, but I think I forgot some. Point is, I'm trying to stunt the repitition of humanity's stupidity. And, if people who aren't fit to have kids can't have kids, that means no more abortions! And, to prevent underaged pregnancy (20 and under) and even overaged pregnancy (40 and over), I dunno - that's another thing I'm going to work on - Medical Science! As well as a drug that decreases the sex drive of those who have to go doing it with every person at a club, we need to develop something that will at least cause temporary infertility until you are of "reputable age to consider the consequences". This will be given to teenagers, as well as something to to decrease their, "curiosity". And, sorry for you old timers out there, but you don't need to be considering to be having anymore kids once you hit 40. The prime age of reproduction is early-mid twenties to about mid thirties. Think of it this way, to you females: when you're born, you are born with millions of ova already inside of you. You want to make a kid out of a, 40 year old egg. o.O Hopefully by the time I become supreme ruler, all this medical stuff would have been taken care of, so I can at least cross half of one point off of the list. But concerning overcrowded prisons (high security prisons with the bad criminals), either make them go on the front lines, or, make them into gladiators if they want to start prison riots so much. They will only be allowed out on the battle fields, they will not be in charge of patrolling cities so then they won't be putting some innocent family in danger. And, like Foamy said, to keep them from bolting as soon as they hit the ground, you implant a homing device/explosive device to each of them. If we make convicts into soldiers, that way some family guy won't have to go off and get himself killed, leaving behind two kids and a pregnant wife. And, no one will feel bad if a serial killer gets blown up. Yep. I think I'm crazy enough to do it.
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Post by kyogoon on Jul 27, 2008 5:15:47 GMT -5
You... frighten me. xD But there are some good points in there. I think there should be more adoption of kids who don't have a home. Same with dogs, why buy over priced "pure" breeds (and spoil them) when you can adopt a dog who needs some love who would be grateful for your kind actions. I know plenty of adopted dogs that are well behaved and great companions.
@skye: SOYMILK IS GOOD!! Regular milk is Ew. ;P
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2008 5:28:37 GMT -5
@sm- I think I might actually like a lot of things under your rule but it does scare me that you actually have this palned out like it might happen. Oh well if it happens I'll be your loyal citizen.
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Post by spiritmage234 on Jul 27, 2008 6:12:27 GMT -5
@kyo: Yeah. I'm gonna get on this "Designer Dog" scam too. In my opinion, you are a fool if you pay a thousand dollars for a mutt, that you can adopt from a shelter, or hell, either breed yourself in your backyard with a friend's dog and your own, or even go downtown and pick up one of the stray dogs (just make sure it has a good hand-food temperment and that it doesn't have any parasites). This has nothing to do with my regime, but as a enviro-animal lover, I hate people who use animals/nature as a social status. It enrages me! Now on with education... I already stated that people who have failed their I.Q. and C.S. tests will not be able to reproduce. But in order to prevent this, I am going to develop a new education system. First off, all new humans from as early as one, will be exposed to at least two more foreign languages, via a French version of "Sesame Street", "Dora the Explorer", or "Ni Hao Kai-Lan". In this hemisphere, they will learn their native tongue, and a choice of two of the three, depending on which one is their first language: a Germanic langauge (English, German, Dutch, etc.), an Italic language (Spanish, French, Italian, etc.), and, depending on the influx of people from the Eastern hemisphere, an Asiatic language (Arabic, Mandarin, Hindi, etc.). If you learn at least one Germanic and one Italic, it will be easier for one to learn another language from those langauge families if they wish to continue their study of the language arts. And if everybody knows three langauges, no more arguement and disagreements, especially with the people who have problems with native born citizens who know English and Spanish and immigrants only knowing Spanish. And that way, English speakers can't get away with speaking in a louder tone in a foreign country, cuz they'll know what "Bathroom" means in French. All basic elements of knowledge will be taught in the first ten years of life: arithmetic, grammar and composition, science, and maybe some minor philosophy alongside reading. Then, when they get around 11 or 12, they will be given a test much like the ACT, where they will be tested on how well they perform in those areas. If they pass, they will be upgraded to middle school, and to a higher degree of study. In this case, the sixth grade will be the next eighth/ninth grade. Then, by twelve grade (which will be the college junior of the future), they will be given a four separate tests that will specifically test them on mathematics, science, reading, and composition. You will not be penalized if you failed three out of four test or what not. Rather, you will be weighed on which subject prevailed the most in. If you are better in sciences, you will go into indepth study of the sciences. If math, then math, etc. That way, we'll know your strengths and weaknesses from an earlier age, so then you won't be wasting your twenties and money away in an area that you suck at. As for the people who didn't pass the ACT-like test, they will be given an additional year to study the basics, will be given the test again, and if they still fail, then they will be considered going into a career with more physical/emotional significance (artist, soccer player, janitor, etc.). In order for the youth to retain so much knowledge from an early age, any form of education will be introduced to them as early as possible. This education system will have to go through mass trial and error in order to obain success.
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Post by kappaofearth on Jul 27, 2008 13:59:17 GMT -5
well you have there a good utopic society
but what about theretaards people that will say NUUU against your regime?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2008 17:00:10 GMT -5
@sm- I love your education program I don't think I would mind being under your rule. Have you ever considered going into politics?
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Post by spiritmage234 on Jul 27, 2008 17:05:27 GMT -5
Politics would definately be interesting, but I'd probably get "taken care of" for my radical ideas.
My current screen name isn't "Shishio Matoko" for nothing.
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