As stated in paragraph 23 of section 846 of the legal regulations, you hereby permit me, as your legal councilor and attorney, to rant at those who oppose your ruling, and advise you which of the numerous button-options to push. Is that correct? This advisory role is not binding, and you may at any time choose to discard my advise and execute a plan more suitable to you.
If so, I'll have my assistant send you a contract in three-fold. Please sign all pages and return before next thursday.
Welcome to the team! Also, as stated in Paragraph 23: b. i. of Section 846 of the Legal Regulations and Article 3. ii. All works under Horyo's Blimp and Blimp-Button Inc. are not paid due to their work involved considered as charity and funding to promote programs for the world: "All Idiots Left Behind Act", "Entertainment Yearly", and "Project H.O.P.E.".
Also mentioned in section b. ii. You now have full authortiy over the legal proceedings on this Blimp, in which cases always results in favor of Horyo, yourself, or anyone you deem worthy so long as the first restriction is chosen or unaffected.