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Jokes
Jun 11, 2008 12:06:36 GMT -5
Post by Royal Roulette, King Samedi on Jun 11, 2008 12:06:36 GMT -5
So a woman is walking along, finds a magic lamp and a genie pops out and offers to grant her a wish. So she gets a map out, points to the middle east, she says "I wish that all the conflict here would end." the genie sighs and says "There's be conflict there for thousands of years, I can't do anything about that. Make another wish." so then she says, "Okay, I wish my husband would listen to me." The genie had a blank look on his face for a bit and eventually says "Can I see that map again?"
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Jun 14, 2008 21:38:19 GMT -5
Post by Chibi Chan-o on Jun 14, 2008 21:38:19 GMT -5
Jokes!
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There's a German, a Spanish, and an Asian dude working at a restaurant. One day, the boss comes up to them and says, "I'm going to be out for a few hours and I have some things for you guys to do while I'm gone."
To the German dude, the boss says, "I want you to sweep the floor."
To the Spanish dude, he says, "I want you to mop the floor."
To the Asian, he says, "I want you to keep track of the supplies."
"And when I come back," said the boss, "I want all of this done."
So the hours passed and the boss came back to the restaurant. And the floor is unswept and unmopped.
The boss goes up to the German dude and asks, "Why haven't you swept the floor?" The German dude replies, "I have no supplies."
The boss asks the Spanish dude, "Why haven't you mopped?" The Spanish guy replies, "I have no supplies."
So the boss seeks out the Asian guy, who is nowhere in site. He yells out, "Where are all the supplies?"
Suddenly, the Asian guy pops out from behind a random hiding place and yells, "SUPPLIES!!!!!"
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One day, a Chinese guy, a Japanese guy, and an American guy go flying up in a plane.
The Chinese guy flies the plane over his country and says, "I love my country," and he drops down a silver star. When he lands, he sees a little girl crying. He asks her, "Why are you crying?" and she says, "My daddy got hit by a silver star and died."
The Japanese guy flies the plane over his country and says, "I love my country," and he drops a gold star on it. When he lands, he sees a little boy crying, so he asks, "Why are you crying?" The boy replies, "My mommy got hit by a gold star and died."
Finally, the American guy flies over his country and says, "I hate my country," and he drops a bomb on it. When he lands, he sees an old woman laughing and he asks her, "Why are you laughing?" She says, "I farted and my house blew up."
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