Grandi
Bato
Prince of All Cosmos
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Post by Grandi on Jun 27, 2007 21:52:27 GMT -5
Fine Pleading Eyes can answer the questions.
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Ardor
Fire Nation Soldier
Captain of the Blue Spirits
*drok* *punk* *highfive*
Posts: 5,243
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Post by Ardor on Jun 27, 2007 22:35:08 GMT -5
Uh oh.. looks like we need to reboot the system...
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Post by Awapuhi on Jun 27, 2007 22:37:08 GMT -5
Hmmmmm
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Chevalier Vi Liberté
Ty Lee
True Shinigami
La lutte d'un v?ritable chevalier n'est jamais fini ...
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Post by Chevalier Vi Liberté on Jun 27, 2007 22:55:37 GMT -5
On noez. Grandi is not answering the questions. He must be ticked.
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Ardor
Fire Nation Soldier
Captain of the Blue Spirits
*drok* *punk* *highfive*
Posts: 5,243
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Post by Ardor on Jun 27, 2007 22:57:16 GMT -5
Uh oh.. looks like we need to reboot the system... Where's WW??
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Post by Empy on Jun 27, 2007 23:10:11 GMT -5
Fine Pleading Eyes can answer the questions. You can have a cookie too if you want!
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Ardor
Fire Nation Soldier
Captain of the Blue Spirits
*drok* *punk* *highfive*
Posts: 5,243
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Post by Ardor on Jun 27, 2007 23:13:05 GMT -5
Sammich??
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Wilderness Writer
Wolf Sokka
Zutarian Propaganda Writer
~Weaver of Words~
Posts: 2,802
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Post by Wilderness Writer on Jun 27, 2007 23:23:03 GMT -5
Slowly, the young maiden approached the great fountain of knowledge. Wrath burned in his eyes like fire, and his visage was altogether terrifying. It was known across the land that a challenger had dared to try and take his place, and had even gathered a small group of followers to defy the mighty Grandi. It had been foolishness.
They had been, of course, obliterated by the Grandi's terrible might, but the Wise Fountain had been silently indignant in response to the outrage. There could be only one way to restore peace and happiness to the land, and it all rested on the shoulders of the small girl who was now approaching the Grandi's mighty throne.
"Oh Great and Powerful Grandi, your silence doth trouble your people." The maiden said, bowing low until the spill of her hair brushed the floor.
"I am displeased." The Grandi said, frowning.
"It causes me great pain to know that my beloved is in turmoil." The maiden answered, daring to take a step forward. "And if it pleases his Highness, I would that I might know how to lift his burden."
The Grandi raised an eyebrow, and for a flicker of a moment, his lips twitched upward in what might have been a smile. But, just as quickly as it had occured, the moment passed and he lifted his handsome face toward the heavens and roared "Nothing can appease me!"
"Oh, but I beg to differ." The maidens voice dropped lower, the tone entirely changed. There was a sublte shifting to it, like bare skin over silk. She took another step forward, her legs sliding slowly and sinuously over the carpet, until she was just a breath away from him.
"The others offered cookies, but I offer you something far sweeter." Her hand extended, fingertips alighting soft on his skin. She ran them over the stubble of his beard, tracing his jawline up into his hair. Her eyes closed and she breathed a sigh of pleasure as she ran her hands through his untamed curls.
She closed the distance quickly, pressing her warm lips against his and moaning in pleasure as he responded in kind. She traced intricate patterns on his chest with the slightest touch of her fingertips, gliding quickly over the quickening pulse of his heart.
"Now, my love, will you leave your anger behind and bestow upon us your wisdom?"
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Pleading Eyes
Kyoshi Mai
I feel violated... and crispy
Posts: 2,327
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Post by Pleading Eyes on Jun 27, 2007 23:32:43 GMT -5
Hey, my followers shouldn't be obliterated, they only wanted cookies!
And Grandi, I'm sorry I interrupted your flow of wisdom. I only meant to correct a miscalculation and I'll be on my way.
And to show there is no ill will, I offer you a non-sequitor, because I know how you love them so: In Soviet DH, Knowledge Fountains YOU!
(No, don't ask me how I turned fountain into a verb. Even I don't know how I did it. You're better off asking WW how she artfully turned this thread into a fanfic. 0_0)
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Wilderness Writer
Wolf Sokka
Zutarian Propaganda Writer
~Weaver of Words~
Posts: 2,802
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Post by Wilderness Writer on Jun 27, 2007 23:38:00 GMT -5
Answer: Uh oh.. looks like we need to reboot the system... Where's WW??
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Post by Empy on Jun 27, 2007 23:39:11 GMT -5
WW is amaaazing! End of story.
Hmmm question:
Are Grandi and WW in a long distance relationship at this moment?
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Pleading Eyes
Kyoshi Mai
I feel violated... and crispy
Posts: 2,327
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Post by Pleading Eyes on Jun 27, 2007 23:41:21 GMT -5
Ah, I see. Wise one. Maybe WW should answer the ques--*is tackled* Pfft, fine. I see how it is. C'mon Empy! *sees Empy bowing before WW* HEY! Aww... dang power vacuum.
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Post by Empy on Jun 27, 2007 23:46:52 GMT -5
Hey, I can worship as many DH deities as I want! There's you, Grandi, 'Coppa...
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Post by Lt. Dan on Jun 28, 2007 6:27:29 GMT -5
This thread is actually starting to scare meh.
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Post by notreal on Jun 28, 2007 10:32:33 GMT -5
I don't worship anybody, I tolerate them until it's time for them to...uhm... go.
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