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Post by appacatbus on Feb 17, 2007 1:02:36 GMT -5
eally- - Matrix Reloaded: I know that right now tons of Matrix fans will want to kill me for this, but really, how can you like a movie with such an idiotic line like "You know the answer but you don't know the question" or something like that. And now Neo will never know because the Vogons destroyed the earth.
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Sheogorath
Kyoshi Azula
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Yeah, an Avatard and a brony. Got a problem with that?
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Post by Sheogorath on Feb 17, 2007 1:26:05 GMT -5
The Chocolate War. You want to know the story of The Chocolate War, read the book, but at all costs, WHAT EVER YOU DO, avoid the movie. God, the movie is HORRIBLE! Not only does it have all the bad 80's movie cliches, including, but not limited to, utterly random things that have no real place in the movie, but are still related to the plot, it also completely butchers the ending. Spoilers, if you've yet to read the book: In the end, the main character, Jerry Renault, gets his John Brown hindparts handed to him in a fight with the school bully, Emile Janza. Yes, the bad guys win. In the movie, Jerry fights high-horse riding Archie (whose last name escapes me), one of the bad guys and proceeds to whup him. Yup, old Archie fights Jerry and loses, a complete 180 from the way the book ended.
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Post by appacatbus on Feb 17, 2007 1:55:38 GMT -5
The Chocolate War. You want to know the story of The Chocolate War, read the book, but at all costs, WHAT EVER YOU DO, avoid the movie. God, the movie is HORRIBLE! Not only does it have all the bad 80's movie cliches, including, but not limited to, utterly random things that have no real place in the movie, but are still related to the plot, it also completely butchers the ending. Spoilers, if you've yet to read the book: In the end, the main character, Jerry Renault, gets his John Brown hindparts handed to him in a fight with the school bully, Emile Janza. Yes, the bad guys win. In the movie, Jerry fights high-horse riding Archie (whose last name escapes me), one of the bad guys and proceeds to whup him. Yup, old Archie fights Jerry and loses, a complete 180 from the way the book ended. What!?!? How could Jerry win? (and Archie wasnt even evil)
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Post by spiritmage234 on Feb 17, 2007 6:31:44 GMT -5
For the love of God, DO NOT SEE "A SOUND OF THUNDER"! The CGI was horrible and the story was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay of from the story.
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historyman12
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Post by historyman12 on Feb 18, 2007 13:12:03 GMT -5
The Wizard of Oz holy sh*t, that movie sucks almost as much as the original King Kong. Everyone should stop defending cr@ppy movies just because they are old. Those "classics" would flop critically and commercially if they came out nowadays. watch them again. they get better.
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Post by firexphantom on Feb 18, 2007 14:22:06 GMT -5
The first movie was the best. The only good part in the second movie was the car chase. That was it.
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Post by Kirsten on Feb 18, 2007 17:39:08 GMT -5
King Kong How To Eat Fried Worms Cheetah Girls 1 and 2 Eragon, it was kinda like a little kid Lord Of The Rings. The Superman Movies And I heard Norbit wasn't that good
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Post by femaleairbender on Feb 19, 2007 18:04:41 GMT -5
Eragon, it was kinda like a little kid Lord Of The Rings. *coughExceptLordoftheRingsisbettercough*
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Post by cara24 on Feb 19, 2007 18:51:45 GMT -5
Madgascar - I could barely sit through this, It was just stupid in my opnion.
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Post by Kirsten on Feb 19, 2007 22:52:30 GMT -5
Madagascar wasn't that bad. The lemurs were cute. Eragon, it was kinda like a little kid Lord Of The Rings. *coughExceptLordoftheRingsisbettercough* A lot better.
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Post by appacatbus on Feb 20, 2007 2:14:11 GMT -5
The Wizard of Oz holy sh*t, that movie sucks almost as much as the original King Kong. Everyone should stop defending cr@ppy movies just because they are old. Those "classics" would flop critically and commercially if they came out nowadays. watch them again. they get better. Nope, as i am exposed to more and more good movies, and have a better understanding of wuality film and writing, they get worse.
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Post by splendoris on Feb 20, 2007 2:32:46 GMT -5
I like old movies. And the American Film Institute would definitely disagree with you on the quality of the Wizard of Oz.
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Post by KUNG FU ACTION JESUS on Feb 20, 2007 5:04:04 GMT -5
DEFINETELY avoid The Weeping Camel. That film is incredibly boring. It's also pretty much the sole reason we're not allowed out on school excursions anymore-because our entire year 7 class went to see it when it was released in 2004 and so far we're the only year to ever net the school two complaints. Yep, it was that boring. Boring makes hooligans of us all. ^ Actually, not in my opnion, the book is far better than the movie. Considering the movie was lame by an incredible margin, that isn't a very hard thing to do.
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Post by firebender87 on Feb 20, 2007 15:39:55 GMT -5
This is an old one, but trust me you should still avoid it at all costs. "Judge Dread." It came out in 1995 so there's a pretty good chance you've probaly already seen it, but if not lucky you.
The movie is just plain corny. Don't get me wrong. I enjoy watching Stallon's movies like First Blood, First Blood Part II, and Rambo III. But him yeling "I AM THE LAW" only made it suck even more.
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historyman12
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Post by historyman12 on Feb 20, 2007 20:33:08 GMT -5
watch them again. they get better. Nope, as i am exposed to more and more good movies, and have a better understanding of wuality film and writing, they get worse. why do hate them so dang much? please elaborate. PLEASE.
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