Ok, here it is. It's set to my favorite showtune "No Good Deed" From Wicked. Pretend Zuko is singing this ;D
CLOOOOOOOOOTHESSSSS!
Ella Kenamuhn numuhn matu matu Ella kenamunh
Ella Kenamuhn numuhn matu matu Ella kenamuhn
Let thier fabric not be torn
Let the Jook leave no stain,
though they burn it, let them feel no pain!
Let their colors never fade
Though they tease them, let them never burn, let them never buuuuurrrrrn
Ella Kenamuhn numuhn matu matu Ella-Ella
ANGST!
What good is this chanting? I don't even know what I'm READING!
I don't even know what trick I ought to try...
Clothes, where are you?
already stained or burning!
One more disaster I can add to MYYYYYYY
Generous SUUUUUPLLLLYYY!
No happiness goes unpunished
No smirk or smile goes unresented
no happiness goes unpunished
That's my new CREEEED!
I read where such smiles always lead
No HAAAAAAAPINNEEEEEESSS
GOES UNPUUUUUUNIIIIIISSSSHED!
(goes soft)
Jeans.......tank tops.....dressess......
(gets loud)
DREEEEEEESSEEEEES!
One question haunts and hurts,
too much, to much to mention
was I really happy?
or just seeking attention?
Is that all smiles are when looked at with an ice cold eye?
IF that's all smiles are, maybe I
should go back to AAAAAAANNNNNGST!
No happiness goes unpunished
all happy thought should be surcumvented
No happiness goes unpunished
it kept the fangirls away,
well I want them BAAAAAAACK!
All right, ENOUGH!
So be it, so be it then....
Let all fandom agree,
I'm ANGSTY through and through
My only comfort clothes,
is only you
I promise no more jook
will I consume AGAAAAAAAAAAIIIN,
EVER AGAAAAAAAIIIIN!
NO MORE JOOOOOOK, WILL I DRIIIIIIIIINK!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!
(Wow, Zuko can hold notes for a LONG time.........)