Life wtih Mary...Sue

[Horyo]

Zuko looked horridly at the person who stepped on his ship, then angrily.
"How dare you get on my ship?"
"Aww Zuzu...you don't like me?" She spoke as sweetly as possible, the girl had long golden blonde hair, and her form was slim, her eyes twinkled with the sunlight, as she bat her eyes to him.
"Cut that out! I have no time for your intrusion, get her off my ship, men!" Prince Zuko yelled towards his crew. As he looked back she was ifacing him.
"Arrrhg, get away from me!" He yelled, almost tripping over himself, Zuko backed away.
"Whatsamatter Zuzu? I won't hurt..." The woman said, she smiled and looked at Zuko.
He trembled, What...what is this feeling, why does she start to look...nicer? He thought to himself.
"My name is Mary...Mary Sue, and you will end up loving me Zuko..." She said sweetly, and put her hands on her hips.
"No..never...Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Zuko roared as he fell to his knee.
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SO what'd you guys think? This is waht a character goes through before being Sued.

[Irko Leader Endless]

HOMG!!! XDDD! *bursts out laughing* That....that rules everything. You've made my night.

[storybookgirl]

HAHAHA! (dark voice) It's your destiny, Zuko...

Nice! I love it!

[Horyo]

Zuko quickly climbed up and started to stomp on his way into his room. When at the door, he finds Mary.
"Hey there good lookin'..." She said with a slight drawl to her voice.
"W-what are you doing?" Zuko said alarmed and frightened, as he watched her slink around him, and touch his sides trying to tickle him, even if he had armor, he felt being tickled.
"Stop it!" He yelled, and rushed through the other side of the ship.
"Aww poor Zuzu...want me to demonstrate my powers so you can capture the Avatar?" She smiled at him.
"What powers?" Zuko asked curiously and cautiously.
"Well these...for one thing." She swiped one flick of the wrist, and Zuko fell down on his knees, and bowed.
"Aww you love me too right?" She asked smiling. Zuko did not answer.
"You love me...RIGHT?!" Mary gritted the words through her teeth.
"Of course n-yes...I do n-love you, my horrid-ley sweet...Mons-Mary..." He tried fighting back the words but it was no use, he said it, coughing and gagging afterwards.
"Good....Now I'm a bender of millions of things..." She said and used air to push him to his feet.

[storybookgirl]

Lol! Mary's just wee bit creeeeepy...

[Angel Eyes]

*dies laughing* Horyo, congrats. You've just created the ultimate Mary Sue.

[chibidagger]

OMG. Hahahahahahaha! XD

Poor Zuko, he is always the victim of such horrible stories. I feel so bad for the kid.

[icefire]

That is HILARIOUS!! She IS the best Mary Sue I've ever read about! Good Job!

[Alleluia]

This is the ultimate horror fic. Yet still SO funny! XD This is GREAT Horyo! ROFL

[Horyo]

My gifts to Zutarians

Zuko was mortified, he felt air under himself but couldn't believe it.
"You're...an airbender!" He shouted.
"Yes and the greatest, although this does defeat the point of the show as 'The last Airbeder'." She said and sighed, Zuko however stood up straight and then asked.
"This is a show?"
"Why yes Zuzu, we watch you all day and night, especially some of my friends, they're ravenous over you. Hehe" she giggled. Then Mary fell down with a bright burst of flame.
"Urggh!!!" SHe screamed.
"You die now abomination!" Said a fat man with gray hair and sideburns.
"Uncle!" Zuko shouted happily.
"AHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA You think you can stop me from my one true love? You're the abomination fat ol' man!" Mary shrieked maniacally.
"Zuko! Run!" Iroh shouted, as he started to throw large balls of flame towards the evil girl. Mary ducked and dodged,, and suddenly started to waterbend the sea water around them. She struck iroh with the waves of the ocean, he fell down groaning loudly, as Mary ran up to him and started to manipulate his shadow, it wrapped around the old man and was suffocating him.
"H-how is this possible?" Iroh groaned.
"Like I said I can bend the element shadow as well." Mary chuckled.
"But Shadow isn't an element!!" Iroh screamed.
"SILENCE FOOL!" Mary yelled and then lifted him over her head, muscles starting to bulge, she threw Iroh overboard.
Zuko stood dumbfounded, he had no idea what she did and how she did it.
"Shes soo strong...Arghghgghhg raggin fragfgin!!" Zuko said dreamily at first and then started to bash his head against the ground.
"Ahahahahaahahaaha, now Zuko you looooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee me!" Mary said evilly.
"I...l-l-love y-" Zuko was cut off.
"STOP RGIHT THERE!" Said a dark skinned girl who stood on the deck along with a bald boy and her brother.
"Oh why if it isn't miss Fatara..." Mary said evilly.
"Hands off! Zuko is mine!" Katara shouted loudly.
"Whaaaaaa??" Both Aang and Sokka yelled.
"Fine then, we'll see how weak you are little girl..." Mary leapt up and Katara started launching icy spears at her. But Mary did somethign strange, she suddenly performed signs with her hand, and suddenly was replaced by Aang. He evaded all of the icy spears and fell down breathless.
"What was that?" Sokka screamed.
"I'm also a ninja! I can perform cool hand signs that beats what you can do." Mary.
Then she starts sending a huge stream of fire towards Katara but...
To Be continued.
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Hope you guys don't mind, but I added a Naruto xover to make it more of a sue. *shudders* I created a monster...

[cinnebon]

YOU HAVE TO WRITE MOOOORE!!!
That was wonderfully hilarious. That's the best Sue ever.
I have actually read one that had a Sue that could do some Naruto stuff. It was kind of scary.

[Spirit Oasis]

zOMG this is the most ingenious thing ever.

[Horyo]

Well thanks all I'll continue writing, I'm just afriad I might run out of ideas so I'll be asking for your help, since most (if not all) of you have survived a Sue encounter.

And the irony the best sue ever ;D

[thedudeishere]

Wow! That's HILARIOUS. ROFL. I wanna do something similar, but I don't want to make a repeat thread, so I'll try here.

The hot, searing flame that flew it's path toward Katara inflicted her with a horrible burn. Mary Sue turned her head, her eyes with a dark-red glow, her voice incredibly deep, filled with demonic sounds and nuances. "You will die, you little worthless piece of crap." Her muscles began to become larger, her sinews showed clearly, and her veins were readily noticeable in her neck. "You have stopped me from getting my Zuzu for the last time. Now, say goodbye!" Mary Sues eyes began to glow like lightning. She raised her hands over her head. As she did so, a massive, firey orb was created. She looked down at Katara with a bitter, yet condescending and devilish sort of grin. "Aaahh!" As she lowered her arms, a boomerang came out of nowhere to hit her on the right side of her head. "What?" Mary Sue's anger turned to rage, and her sinews began to bulge further. She clenched her fists with such force, such anger that she impaled her hands on her fingernails, and blood ran down her boney fingers. Katara knew that she had to take advantage of this moment. "Hey, look up Ms. Tooshoos." Katara then created an ice disk out of her water and threw it at Mary Sue. "What? NOOOooo!" Mary Sue felt something hit her waist, and she looked down to see that her torso had been separated from her legs. Her strangely black blood covered everything.

Mary Sue was dismayed, her face and expression showed her bitter disappointment in herself. "How dare you!" To Katara's horror, something black began to merge from Mary's back. "Yes, grow." Mary Sue's torso was growing spider legs out of her back. Two sprang out her neck, two just under her shoulders, two in the middle of her abdomen, and two at the bottom of her torso. They were black, very long, and composed of several joints. "Oh my god," Sokka said as he saw Mary's horrid transformation. When it was over, Mary seemed to stand at least seven feet tall.

"I'll make sure to tell Zuzu all about how I disemboweled you," Mary said with a grin.

To be continued...

Wow. That was REALLY dark. I have a strange sense of humor...

[Alleluia]

Horyo: Go Iroh! *cheers* W00t! lol Teach her who's--- *sees him thrown over board* boss? ......... man. -.-' But then Katara! YES! ^^ Go girl! Save Zuko from the evil heart/boybending! And "Fatara"? Has that actually been used in a fic? That is so insulting.

Dude: Go Sokka and his crazy, outta-nowhere, boomerang throws! ^^ And Mary goes Kofka-esque! lol That's great. lol