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Post by Trollball on May 25, 2009 20:16:18 GMT -5
Dear Roku, (Censored) you. -Zhao ~ Dear Zhao, I am a rich widow of a deceased admiral living in an ex-firenation colony. I need to transfer all my money into a bank account other than my own. If you give me all your personal information (not that I would use it to steal all your money, or anything) I'll let you keep 50k gold pieces Baroness [red]Sc[/red]arlet [red]Am[/red]idala CEO of the Firenation Offshore Phishing Fishing Shoal
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Sheogorath
Kyoshi Azula
Lord of the Never-There
Yeah, an Avatard and a brony. Got a problem with that?
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Post by Sheogorath on May 25, 2009 22:39:34 GMT -5
Dear Baroness Scarlet Amidala,
What do you think you can take from a dead man? I have nothing but my name. And these [Deleted By Roku] letters.
Zhao
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Dear Zhao,
Come on, man. There's got to be something... How about some Flaming Fire Flakes?!
Anon Y. Mous
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Post by Trollball on May 26, 2009 6:26:59 GMT -5
Dear Anon Y. Mous, No thanks, I'm allergic. -Zhao P.S. Now, if you had a way to get out of these letters, I'd be interested ~ Dear Zhao, Will you go see The Last Airbender when it comes to a Spirit Theater near you? -EM. Knight Shamallamma
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Sheogorath
Kyoshi Azula
Lord of the Never-There
Yeah, an Avatard and a brony. Got a problem with that?
Posts: 2,223
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Post by Sheogorath on May 28, 2009 3:13:16 GMT -5
Dear EM. Knight Shamallamma,
Not if I'm not in it, I won't.
Zhao
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Dear Zhao,
Who does your hair?
Cloud Strife
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Post by Appayipyip the Klingon on May 29, 2009 23:11:53 GMT -5
Dear Cloud Strife, The Commodore. You know who does his hair? The Captain. Guess who does his hair? The Lieutenant. And his? The Ensign. AND HIS?! The Cadet. But the Cadet has to do his own because there are no more ranks below him to do his hair. Is that enough information? -Admiral Zhao
Dear Zhao, Is that a FAKE fish you have there? Not the Moon Spirit? Oh, you're a SCREAM. -Ocean Spirit, serving up SARCASM 24/7!
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Post by Trollball on Jun 1, 2009 21:11:49 GMT -5
Dear Ocean Spirit, Go suck some tartar sauce. -Zhao ~ Dear Zhao, Want to help me overthrow my father? -Kratos, God of War
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Sheogorath
Kyoshi Azula
Lord of the Never-There
Yeah, an Avatard and a brony. Got a problem with that?
Posts: 2,223
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Post by Sheogorath on Jun 1, 2009 23:14:52 GMT -5
Dear Kratos,
No.
Zhao
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Dear Zhao,
Hi, Zhao! Did you miss me?
SpongeBob Squarepants
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Post by Trollball on Jun 2, 2009 15:47:38 GMT -5
Dear Sponge, As much as I miss the Ocean Spirit. -Zhao ~ Dear Zhao, Need two good, slightly used swords that will empower you to destroy your enemies? -Blades of Chaos
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Sheogorath
Kyoshi Azula
Lord of the Never-There
Yeah, an Avatard and a brony. Got a problem with that?
Posts: 2,223
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Post by Sheogorath on Jun 4, 2009 1:22:20 GMT -5
Dear Blades of Chaos,
Since when can inanimate objects write of their own will?!
Zhao
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Dear Zhao,
Braaaaiiiinnnnsss...
Zombie
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Post by Trollball on Jun 4, 2009 11:15:09 GMT -5
Dear Zombie, I'm a spirit. -Zhao ~ Dear Zhao, Since when were swords magical? We think it has something to do with the fact that we were crafted by the gods in the fires of Hades. -Blades of Chaos
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Post by Appayipyip the Klingon on Sept 12, 2009 19:36:37 GMT -5
Dear Blades, Since when do I care?! -Zhao
Dear Zhao, FOR SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *stabs with spear* -Random Spartan
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Post by Trollball on Sept 13, 2009 11:48:58 GMT -5
Dear Spartan, That might have hurt if I weren't dead. -Zhao ~ Dear Zhao, Congratulations, you have won the daily lottery. To claim your prize, please come down the the local 7-11. Thank you. -Spiritcast Lottery
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Post by Appayipyip the Klingon on Sept 24, 2009 1:24:15 GMT -5
Dear Lottery of Spiritcast- You mean come down TO the local 7-11. Do we even have one? Give me the money, and then I'll...no wait. Give me the money, then YOU'LL build the 7-11. Deal? -Zhao
Dear Zhao- Don't eat me. I aspire to something different other than being eaten by a ghost. -Feta Cheese
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Post by Trollball on Sept 24, 2009 21:48:35 GMT -5
Dear Cheese, Alas, I can't eat you, for I have naught but a ghastly stomach. -Zhao ~ Dear Zhao, Did you ever manage to master the art of creating lightning? -Ozai
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asian malaysian
Avatar Kyoshi
Let me hear you say this ship is bananas! B-A-NA-N-A-S!
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Post by asian malaysian on Nov 11, 2009 3:22:49 GMT -5
Dear Loser Lord/Phoenix King of Getting Your Butt Whooped,
Do you really want to go there?
Zhao ---------------------------------------------------- Dear Zhao
What about my cabbages?
Cabbage Merchant
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