Granted, but you will end up poor, dumb and jobless. I wish I had laser pants.
Granted, but the lasers will cut open a hole in your stomach which will cause your guts to spill out, afterwards it will separate your body from your head, which will then be followed by your laser pants catching on fire. I wish I had superpowers.
granted but then the goverment seeks you out and eliminates you. i wish i had some m&ms.
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