Grandi's fountain of knowledge v. 2.0

[Trachina Lightbeam]

Grandi has skitzophrenia.

Trachina has extrordinary spelnig skils.

[Linksy]

Yeah whoa I wish I had such p'wning skillz. Why don't I, Grandi?

[Grandi]

mutantgoldfish said:

Zink feels the "people suck because they were never hugged" theorum is getting old.

Grandi doesn't care.

Zink wants to know why Grandi is not only awesome himself, but is a magnant for awesome pictures, videos, and threads.

Awesomeness automatically draws in more awesomeness. A snowball effect.

She would also like to if Grandi's psychic powers know if she should get bangs or not. She will, regardless, but she finds it amusing to ask stupid questions. ;D

Grandi thinks bangs are ugly.

[Grandi]

linksgirl said:

Yeah whoa I wish I had such p'wning skillz. Why don't I, Grandi?

You spend too much time on the internet.

[Linksy]

Aw. But I like cookies!

[Orangey]

I have some questions! What is the meaning of life? Are we all born, with the destiny of serving some purpose on this planet? Or is the purpose of living just to live? Seeing as there are thousands, millions perhaps of planets in the universe, and life is so rare, are we just supposed to enjoy living? We, humans, are unique living organisms, should we just live being thankful that this is so?

[Zink]

elpresidente said:

mutantgoldfish said:

Zink feels the "people suck because they were never hugged" theorum is getting old.

Grandi doesn't care.



Awesomeness automatically draws in more awesomeness. A snowball effect.

She would also like to if Grandi's psychic powers know if she should get bangs or not. She will, regardless, but she finds it amusing to ask stupid questions. ;D

Grandi thinks bangs are ugly.

Zink would like to clarify that she is not getting the emo bangs of dorkiness, but cool bangs. She would also like to say that they will pwn as long as the hairdresser doesn't screw up her haircut.

Zink wants to know why "C R A P" is against the swear filters. She would also like to say DANG! in relation to Orangey's post.

[Akash]

Grandi... why art thou's nameth Grandi?

[laladoink]

More "Who would win in a fight?" questions. They're fun.

Gamb vs. Babbs- Who would win?

Also, will my brain fry from DH overdose? Shoudl I resign?

[Grandi]

orangeyisback said:

I have some questions!

REEEAAAALLY?

What is the meaning of life?

Hang out, play video games. Occasional snack.

Are we all born, with the destiny of serving some purpose on this planet? Or is the purpose of living just to live?

The purpose of life is to hope you make some good fertilizer for a cemetery one day. Unless you're Grandi, then your purpose is to spread your god-like knowledge.

Seeing as there are thousands, millions perhaps of planets in the universe, and life is so rare, are we just supposed to enjoy living?[We, humans, are unique living organisms, should we just live being thankful that this is so?

Grandi believes that your questions are becoming redundant so he will give a blanket statement of "NO".

[Grandi]

mutantgoldfish said:

Zink would like to clarify that she is not getting the emo bangs of dorkiness, but cool bangs. She would also like to say that they will pwn as long as the hairdresser doesn't screw up her haircut.

As a general rule, Grandi thinks bangs are ugly. (He also dislikes it when girls pull every single piece of their hair back into a pony tail.)

But if done right, Grandi might be able to tolerate them.

Zink wants to know why "C R A P" is against the swear filters. She would also like to say DANG! in relation to Orangey's post.

Because what would this forum be without the unnessicary censoring of inoffensive words?

[Grandi]

laladoink said:

More "Who would win in a fight?" questions. They're fun.

For you maybe.

Gamb vs. Babbs- Who would win?

No contest Babbs. Grandi means, SHE FREAKING STARRED WITH MICHAEL JORDAN IN SPACE JAM. You can't get more awesome than that.

Also, will my brain fry from DH overdose?

You're asking questions to a guy you have never met, who talks about himself in the third person, in the hopes for a humorous anwser. Grandi believes that your brain is already fried. And everyone knows fried brains are delicious.

Shoudl I resign?

Only if you give all your power to Grandi.

[Grandi]

pianist said:

Grandi... why art thou's nameth Grandi?

[Orangey]

elpresidente said:

orangeyisback said:

I have some questions!

REEEAAAALLY?



Hang out, play video games. Occasional snack.



The purpose of life is to hope you make some good fertilizer for a cemetery one day. Unless you're Grandi, then your purpose is to spread your god-like knowledge.

Seeing as there are thousands, millions perhaps of planets in the universe, and life is so rare, are we just supposed to enjoy living?[We, humans, are unique living organisms, should we just live being thankful that this is so?

Grandi believes that your questions are becoming redundant so he will give a blanket statement of "NO".

Thank you for answering, oh knowledgeable Grandi!

Shoudl I resign?

Only if you give all your power to Grandi.

It was so obvious you were going to say that.

Anyway, if the meaning of life is to play video games, what is the meaning of death?

No, wait let me guess. . . Not playing video games?

What purpose do llamas serve?

[tiaramaki]

Grandi: What got you into Resident Evil?