Grandi
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Post by Grandi on Sept 4, 2008 15:56:51 GMT -5
Is it true that just talking to you can improve a person's IQ by 100 points? That would only work if you're talking to Grandi, and since the only person who could talk to Grandi and still be talking to himself is Grandi it's only accurate in one case. However Grandi uses this as sort of an infinite loop increasing his IQ by 100 every time he talks to himself. His IQ is somewhere in the millions right now.
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Post by Grandi on Sept 4, 2008 15:57:31 GMT -5
Ask Grandi any question you would like. You will reciever a certified Grandi Anwser. (All Grandi Anwseres guaranteed to be 100% accurate 30% of the time) Let Grandi share his knowledge with you. (this time with extra foot pedal) YAY!!. Do you plan to destroy the fountain of no-ledge? Grandi's minions are working on it as we speak.
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Grandi
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Post by Grandi on Sept 4, 2008 15:59:07 GMT -5
why are the only people that have asked questions so far MLT? D; Because the thread was posted in the morning. DUHHHH
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Grandi
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Post by Grandi on Sept 4, 2008 16:02:20 GMT -5
Why did Beauty cause a paradox in her own question? Because she's asian and thus uses her squinty eyes to bend the laws of time and space. You will find a nice golden retriever named Carla with whom you will share many fond memories and nights together. But on the first coming of the Alien overlords (which Grandi eventually defeats using a spatula) she will die in a heroic effort to save your mandog babies.
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Grandi
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Post by Grandi on Sept 4, 2008 16:04:31 GMT -5
Does Grandi still hate the world your Grandi-ness? The world is Grandi and Grandi is the world but the world is not perfect like Grandi, it is a subsection of Grandi, an ingrown toenail on Grandi's beautiful little toe. That is why Grandi spreads his knowledge to the world in the hopes that this nail will be ripped from the flesh and continue to grow correctly.
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historyman12
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Post by historyman12 on Sept 4, 2008 16:06:13 GMT -5
Does Grandi remember debating historyman about God's existance back when historyman was a n00b?
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Post by mike1921 on Sept 4, 2008 16:07:28 GMT -5
WHEN historyman was a n00b? you posted right before i did -______________- and i believe so, but it's grandi's answer that matters. Why does Beauty care if I posted before her. IF you don't get it, you made yourself the third questioneer by asking "why did only 2 people ask you something" Why must you live your fantasies via answers to my questions?
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Grandi
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Post by Grandi on Sept 4, 2008 16:07:43 GMT -5
Does Grandi remember debating historyman about God's existance back when historyman was a n00b? Does the old dog remember the name of the flea it scratched off when it was a puppy? Probably not but Grandi remembers you.
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Post by Grandi on Sept 4, 2008 16:08:22 GMT -5
you posted right before i did -______________- and i believe so, but it's grandi's answer that matters. Why does Beauty care if I posted before her. She's afraid of getting shot.
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historyman12
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Post by historyman12 on Sept 4, 2008 16:09:11 GMT -5
Does Grandi remember debating historyman about God's existance back when historyman was a n00b? Does the old dog remember the name of the flea it scratched off when it was a puppy? Probably not but Grandi remembers you. Historyman feels touched that Grandi remembers him. Even though Grandi may have compared Historyman to a flea on the dog that is Grandi. Does Grandi prefer Jimi Hendrix, or Jimmy Page?
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Post by beautyfr.pain on Sept 4, 2008 16:09:46 GMT -5
dawg, i represent teh 44. people are scared to shoot me.
quintuple post burns my eyes.
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Post by mike1921 on Sept 4, 2008 16:10:16 GMT -5
Does the old dog remember the name of the flea it scratched off when it was a puppy? Probably not but Grandi remembers you. Historyman feels touched that Grandi remembers him. Even though Grandi may have compared Historyman to a flea on the dog that is Grandi. Does Grandi prefer Jimi Hendrix, or Jimmy Page? Why would Historyman not be pleased to be considered a single annoying flea on grandi? I'd be pleased to be the left leg of the germ on the flea who's annoying grandi.
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Post by Grandi on Sept 4, 2008 16:11:38 GMT -5
Does Grandi prefer Jimi Hendrix, or Jimmy Page? Jimmy Kimmel, but not on his ABC show. On the old Man Show with Adam Carolla. Grandi lol'd frequently
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Post by mike1921 on Sept 4, 2008 16:12:33 GMT -5
Why must you quadrouple and quintople posts? Is grandi afraid of the almighty edit button?
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Post by Grandi on Sept 4, 2008 16:14:10 GMT -5
Why must you quadrouple and quintople posts? Is grandi afraid of the almighty edit button? Grandi has always answered his Fountain threads like this. Check the Legendary board. It's tradition.
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