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Post by appacatbus on May 31, 2007 0:48:25 GMT -5
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=And4i=
penguin
Join the black parade, we have candy!
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Post by =And4i= on May 31, 2007 5:47:40 GMT -5
ANCHORMAN: Ron Burgundy: [looking at his reflection in the mirror] Mmmmm... I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone... come and see how good I look.
Ron Burgundy: Um, Brick, before I let you go, are you still having your celebrity golf tournament? Brick Tamland: Um, no, no. Too many people died last year, so we're not gonna.
Brick Tamland: I love... carpet. [pause] Brick Tamland: I love... desk. Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them? Brick Tamland: I love lamp. Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it? Brick Tamland: I love lamp. I love lamp.
Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast. Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch. Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it? Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart. Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
Ron Burgundy: I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: Jack Sparrow: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley... Ragetti: Parley? Jack Sparrow: That's the one. Parley. Parley. Pintel: Parley? dang to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley". Jack Sparrow: That would be the French.
Barbossa: [Captain Barbossa and Captain Jack Sparrow are both trying to give orders] What are you doing? Jack Sparrow: What are you doing? Barbossa: No, what are you doing? Jack Sparrow: What are you doing? Barbossa: No, what are you doing? Jack Sparrow: What are you doing? Hmm. Captain gives orders on the ship. Barbossa: The Captain of this ship is giving orders! Jack Sparrow: [thinking] My ship, makes me captain! Barbossa: They be my charts! Jack Sparrow: That makes you Chart-man! Pintel: Stow it! The both of you! That's an order! Understand! [They glare at him] Pintel: Sorry, I just thought that with the Captain issue in doubt I'd just throw in my name for consideration. Sorry.
Jack Sparrow: [to Pintel and Ragetti] Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt.
Jack Sparrow: How did you get here? Will Turner: Sea turtles, mate. A pair of them strapped to my feet. Jack Sparrow: Not so easy, is it?
woow this is reeeally long.
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