kaibasgirl
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Post by kaibasgirl on Dec 3, 2007 1:36:39 GMT -5
XXXXXXXXDDDDDDDD!
I think you come in whatever you want, unless you want it to be a costume party or something.
Haha, Azula and Sokka dressed up as Vampires! That would be so cute!
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Post by Ana on Dec 3, 2007 16:50:00 GMT -5
I had an odd Sokkla dream the other night that I thought I should share. So, Sokka was depressed after hearing that news about Suki and told Aang "I’m awful with women. I can’t protect the ones I like and they end up suffering because of it.". Aang said in reply "What you need is a girl who you don’t need to protect. Someone strong and could stand beside you instead of behind you." A sparkle vision picture of Azula flashed in Sokka’s mind and he decided he must make her his. After that, the entire episode was devoted to Sokka hitting on Azula. It was pretty hilarious because Sokka was all "Is it hot in here or is that just you?" which Azula did not appreciate.
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Post by daydream11 on Dec 3, 2007 18:54:20 GMT -5
LOLZ Ana! I had a dream where I had a crush on Aang anmd pretty much tortured Katara by chasing her, pushing her down drains, and whatnot, but then Aang got mad at me and ran away, disappearing into a cloud of mist. I haven't had another Katara-Aang dream since. XD
NEENER NEENER NEENER, I SHIP KATAANG. WE ARE CAAAANON! WE ARE CAAAANON!
Sorry, just gotta tease the newbie. Ethereal, I hope you're not younger than 15, because I really like being the youngest here. I'm hardly the youngest anywhere, and the baby always gets special privileges. ^_^ Oh, and I need to think of a nickname for you. I would call you Elle, but I already have an Ellie (though she doesn't come here anymore) who I'm good friends with. I could call you Eden, or Eva, maybeh even Ava, but then I'd just be dumping my baby name wishlist on your poor soul. XD I'll come up with one before too long. Anyway, welcome! I'm daydream11, but anyone with good sense calls me daydream. I'm the real one in charge in this room, but I prefer not to show it. ;-D
I, too, print out fanfics from online and read them. I did that in the spring, when the entire 8th grade had to give our year-long projects in speech form, and since I did mine number three on the first day, out of 50 students on three days, I printed out one Jack-Elizabeth fanfic and devoured it. It was a wonder I didn't get caught with so many stacks of paper, or the school director would have made me pay for the ink and paper. ^_^;;
I've been thinking of shipbash themes. Okay, we always say that together, Sokka and Azula would be wearing masks, right? How about a masquerade?
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LiveInThaskyE
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Post by LiveInThaskyE on Dec 3, 2007 21:00:15 GMT -5
^Sounds good to me.
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kaibasgirl
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Post by kaibasgirl on Dec 4, 2007 0:50:04 GMT -5
XXXXXXXXDDDDDDROFL! -karmas Analeisa-
I could just see him saying that to her! Omg, he's even worse than Azula!
I had a Sokkla dream once, but I don't really remember it. I just remember feeling really upset when my mom woke me up because it had gotten really good ><
daydream, ssssshhhhhh! You weren't supposed to tell her that, she's supposed to think I'm in charge! ;__;
A masquerade ball sounds great! But can we have it in Dracula's Castle, please? I really want it there...
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daydream11
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Post by daydream11 on Dec 4, 2007 9:07:45 GMT -5
Well, he already does come on to girls with some pretty corny lines. Poor Suki and Yue didn't stand a chance, ha. XD
Sorry. >.>;; Ava (I've decided I like that name on you. Ava it is!), Kaiba is the ghost authority. *grins*
A masquerade ball in Dracula's Castle... sounds good to me! Anyone else have any ideas before we decide on it?
*waves to Skye*
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Post by LiveInThaskyE on Dec 4, 2007 23:17:40 GMT -5
^Are you waving at me b/c I come up with ideas??
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Post by Paraiba Ocean on Dec 5, 2007 16:22:17 GMT -5
And I see you guys are making plans for the Sokkla ship bash on Saturday...good deal! Just make sure that someone submits the information to me by tomorrow so I can forward it to Ana and Amira...as well as someone volunteer to start the festivities on Saturday.
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kaibasgirl
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Post by kaibasgirl on Dec 5, 2007 22:06:45 GMT -5
don't the mods usually start the ship bash?
Anyway, here's a Sokkla topic.
If they would be AU, what would be your favorite situation for them to meet in?
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MsJimmy
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Post by MsJimmy on Dec 5, 2007 23:07:51 GMT -5
Some type of awkward situation. I can't think of a specific example, but I think awkward would just be so hilarious, considering they both suck at flirting. I mean, look at your sig Kai lol. The "O.O" pretty much just says it all XD
For non AU situation, I thought the part where she jumps over Sokka in DOBS was a nice awkward situation to meet in XD
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Post by LiveInThaskyE on Dec 5, 2007 23:20:44 GMT -5
^Yea, that was an awkward position for Sokka in DoBS. And her expression looked....odd to me, I'm not sure why. But as for an AU situation, they are both competitive personalities, so they could meet in a sports arena, like basketball or track. Azula would challenge his manhood and Sokka would just have to prove her wrong.
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kaibasgirl
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Post by kaibasgirl on Dec 6, 2007 2:34:16 GMT -5
MsJimmy! Omg, you're alive...and you posted in here! ^^
So does that mean you're not angry at us anymore?
LOL. I could totally see that happening!
Sokka: Do you have a map? I think I just got lost in your eyes...
Azula: You and me are like a magnet. We attract
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Sokka: Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube, the more you play with me, the harder I get
Azula: Let's make like a fabric softener and Snuggle
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Sokka: If I flip this quarter, what are the chances of me getting head?
Azula: My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?
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Sokka: You be the Dairy Queen, I'll be the Burger King. You treat me right, and I'll do it your way
Azula: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together
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Sokka: I have only three months to live...
Azula: I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a homerun with you
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Sokka: The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you
Azula: You must have esp, because those were my thoughts exactly
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...okay, so those were all really cheesy...um, yeah. I didn't come up with those, just btw...really...
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Post by MsJimmy on Dec 6, 2007 8:39:24 GMT -5
I was never angry with you guys at all And si, I am alive
Kai XD *shakes head* I still think my favorite will always be the sharp outfit one. "Cause you know it's so sharp....." XDD pwns
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Post by marvel26 on Dec 6, 2007 11:21:40 GMT -5
Well, dang if these two aren't comedy material if not romantic.
Think of this mess as a continuation of my previous skit in this thread. 'A Word of Brotherly Advice'
Enjoy.
I hope.
'Eat. Drink. Man. Woman.'
Zuko: "I don't see why they have to attend. Hell I don't see why I have to be here! And why do I have to wear this stupid crown? It's way too tight!"
Iroh: "Yes, the 'Phoenix Rising' has been a Fire Nation event for centuries. I stress the word 'Has'. And it's very appropriate for our nation now don't you think?"
Zuko: "Yes, yes I know and we've got to open up our borders now. Meet new people, make new friends blah blah blah."
Iroh: "Correct nephew. And we need to show the rest of the world that we mean peace. The Earth King was most enthusiatic in his response."
Zuko: "The man has seventy two smiling drone wives all named Joo Dee. I'd sell my soul to get out of the Earth Palace if I were him."
Iroh: "Well, let's keep that to ourselves shall we? We don't want any international incidents do we?"
Zuko: "Oh perish the thought Uncle. I wouldn't dream of insulting the great Earth King and his overgrown carpet. "King Kuei, I almost didn't recognise Bosco without his pink tutu and unicycle"."
Iroh: "I wasn't refering to the Earth King. And what's a unicycle?"
Zuko: "It's one of that Machinist's crackpot invent...wait, then who were you refering too?"
Sokka: "Where's the buffet table?!"
Zuko: "Oh sweet Agni...why are you doing this to me Uncle?"
Iroh: "An old man needs a hobby."
Zuko: "....."
Iroh: "Ah Miss Katara or should I say Ambassador Katara, Lady of the South Seas? You look lovely as ever."
Katara: "Oh Uncle Iroh. Stop. You're making me blush."
Zuko: "Yes Uncle, please stop. The Ambassador's beginning to look the part of a smoked ham."
Katara: "Jerk."
Iroh: "That's Uncle Fire Lord to you tonight my boy. Be nice. For once."
Zuko: "Rassafrassa....."
Iroh: "What was that? I can't hear so good in my old age but I can still whup butt."
Zuko: "Nothing Lord Iroh. I was merely complimenting Lady Katara on her choice of dress color. Brings out her eyes."
Iroh: "That's what I thought. Now please excuse me, I have some important matters to deal with regarding the ball."
Katara: "Oh of course your Lordship."
Zuko: "Lord Iroh."
Iroh: "And Zuko..."
Zuko: "Yes?"
Iroh: "Be nice."
Zuko: ".....Yes Lord Iroh."
Iroh: "Good. Now I need to talk to a man about some tea."
Zuko: "Is he gone?"
Katara: "Yes."
Zuko: "Good. I hate this freakin' crown. Feels like its trying to pull my hair straight up and out."
Katara: "And to think you once risked everything to wear it again. Let's see, kidnapping, assault, coughthatincidentunderBaSingSecough."
Zuko: "Not tonight peasent."
Katara: "Oh of course. Fire Lord's orders.....jerk."
Zuko: "Actually I'm more worried about your brother."
Katara: "Sokka? Why?"
Zuko: "Azula's here."
Katara: ".....what?"
Zuko: "My sister is loose."
Katara: "I'll say."
Zuko: "She may be crazy but she's still my sister so watch it. And yes, I tried to talk Uncle out of it and no, he didn't take my advice. Said that the atmosphere would help her re-adjust."
Toph: "I warned her I'd roll her head."
Katara: "Toph! It's been ages!"
Zuko: "When did you get here? Oh I forget, people tend to look OVER you don't they?"
Toph: "Ha. Ha. Wanna be the first Fire Prince with a limp?"
Zuko: "Shouldn't you be henpecking an Avatar?"
Toph: "He's trying to find a place to put Appa for the night. Your stables just aren't his size."
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Palace Caretaker: "The Lady Ursa Turtle Duck Pond! Your beast has fouled it!"
Aang: "I am so sorry! Bad Appa! Bad! How many times do I have to tell you? No peeing in the pool!"
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Zuko: "Right. And should you be causing some sort of mayhem right about now? You know I know what you think I know is true."
Toph: "Dang. Crazy must run in the family. Speaking of crazy...."
Zuko: "Sweet Agni. Katara, your brother doesn't still...you know..."
Katara: "What? Want to jump her bones? Do the horizontal mambo with her? Make steam babies with her?"
Zuko: "...I was going to say 'Like'. You needn't be so graphic."
Toph: "Yeah Sugar Queen and that last part's for you and Angsty McEmopants here."
Zuko: "Not now you munchkin, we might have a situation on our hands here."
Toph: "Whatever. Just don't come crying to me when you need things sorted out. As always. Cause your 'situation' is heading to Snoozles location."
Zuko: "...Crap!"
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Aang: "Sokka, slow down. The shrimp-dogs are dead. They're not going to run away."
Sokka: "Can't talk. Mouth full."
Aang: "And you were so nervous a minute ago. Food must be your state of Zen and Tranquility. A messy state of Zen and Tranqulity."
Sokka: "Hey. She might be here tonight. Ya never know."
Aang: "Sokka, she tried to stab you with a dandelion last time. She's crazy."
Sokka: "And who's fault is that? Hmmm?"
Aang: "Ozai. He must have dropped her on the head as a baby. Only explanation."
Sokka: "Oh? Nothing to do with your Earth Bending teacher?"
Aang: "...I fail to see how Toph is involved."
Sokka: "You're so lucky you're my best friend Twinkles."
Aang: "I appreciate that. And only Toph gets to call me Twinkles."
Sokka: "Stop answering to that! It's not manly!"
Aang: "Oh so says the man who just days ago was wondering about which belt would match his shoes and bring out the color of his eyes and hair."
Sokka: "She might be here. I need to look my best. Nothing gets a woman going like a well dressed man. Hair helps too."
Aang: "I can grow hair! You know I can grow hair! I just don't want to!"
Sokka: "Whatever you say Baldy. The Great Ship Sokkla is chirstened and ready to sail tonight."
Aang: "Oh Spirits no. Don't talk like that Sokka. You make that sound so dirty....wait...Sokkla?"
Sokka: "Oh crap! There she is! How do I look? Is my belt on right? How's my warrior's wolf-tail? Does my breath smell? Haaaaaa...."
Aang: "You look like you went a round with a Saber Toothed Moose-Lion. Again. Your belt has girly flower patterns on it, your pony-tail's a little loose and you smell like dead shrimp-dogs."
Sokka: "Sweet. Wish me luck."
Aang: "I'll go make the funeral arrangements."
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Azula: "I can walk just fine on my own. You are dismissed."
Guard#1: "I am sorry your highness. Lord Iroh's orders..."
Azula: "Were to make sure I got to the ball on time. And so I have. Now scram."
Guard#2: "And to make sure that all elligible...."
Guard#1: "Icks-nay on the usband-hay."
Azula: "I'm mentally unsound not deaf and stupid. So Uncle wants me married off....hmmm."
Zuko: "Alright men. You're dismissed."
Guards: "Yes sir."
Azula: "Oh hello Zuzu. Say where's that water wench of yours? Got tired of you already? I must say it took her long enough. I almost thought she had no taste."
Zuko: "No antics tonight 'Zula. Ty Lee's on tour with the circus and Mai said she would rather baby sit her little brother for eternity. You're on your own, no cronies to do your dirty work."
Azula: "Who says I need cronies? I can bring down the house on this party. I am that good."
Zuko: "Says the woman who burned down a potential boyfriend's house years ago."
Azula: "See? I've got the necessary experience. Now step aside Zuzu, if Uncle wants me to mingle then Princess Azula shall mingle. Oh hello Darling, so good to see you. Mwah mwah."
Zuko: "Note to doctors: Up Azula's dosage."
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Sokka: "'Oh hi, remember me? Guy whose love life you destroyed?"...no, no, no..."Hi I'm Sokka, you might remember me from such invasions like the Day of Black Sun and the Day Your Crazy Father Got His Butt Whupped By a Twelve Year Old.'...nah..."Hey, how you doin'?"...noooo...."
Azula: "Voices in your head huh? I know the feeling. I've got this Earth Kingdom couple that just won't shut the Hell up about rent and how late the husband works."
Sokka: "Buh...."
Azula: "Is this a private freak out or can I join as well? I've got a Water Tribe fisherman in here who's ranting about a Great White Shark-Whale. Maybe you'd know him."
Sokka: "...H...Hi!"
Azula: "Yes, I believe we've covered the basic introduction."
Sokka: "Right. Right."
Azula: "You look familiar...."
Sokka: "...Yes. Yes. I do. I remind me of myself."
Azula: "...hmmm..."
Sokka: 'Ah..no, no. I mean my name's Sokka. You might not remember me but..."
Azula: "Oh! Dandelion boy!"
Sokka: "...Yes. Dandelion boy..."
Azula: "Oh, if I had known it was you I'd stab you again."
Sokka: "....."
Azula: "Not with a dandelion, of course. We both know how well that worked out. I was thinking tulips."
Sokka: "How can someone so evil and insane be so beautiful?"
Azula: "A strict diet and years of practice my dear."
Sokka: "....what have I got to lose? She's so out of it, I...I must be out of my mind."
Azula: "Hmmm? Mmm...wow these shrimp-dogs are good."
Sokka: "Azula..."
Azula: "Yes?"
Sokka: "Princess."
Azula: "What?"
Sokka: "I...I've been wanting to tell you something. For years now."
Azula: "Oooh a secret. My friends and I used to tell each other secrets. Of course I'd use them to blackmail and threaten my way to a position of power but enough about the past, what did you want to say? I bet it's good! Oooh is it about Zuzu and his water wench? Are they...'together'?"
Sokka: "Yes. What? NO! Zuko!"
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Zuko: "And this garden is where my mother and I used to spend our afternoons just feeding the Turtle-Ducks."
Katara: "Oh it's beautiful."
Zuko: "Well, something in here is."
Katara: "Zuko...."
Zuko: "Katara...I..."
Sokka: "ZUKO! HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!"
Zuko: "Crap!"
Katara: "Sokka! Mind your own business! Zuko...I..."
Zuko: "It's okay. We better go back inside anyway."
Katara: "Okay....by the way, you should have the pond dredged. It's turning yellow."
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Sokka: "Lousy scar faced angry jerk....touch my sister will he?"
Azula: "A little blunt and crass. But I do like the direct approach. Prefer a more subtle way of ruining their fun but still you did good for a first timer."
Sokka: "First timer? You...You used me?"
Azula: "Oh don't feel so bad. I use everyone."
Sokka: "I feel...so..."
Azula: "Used? Dirty? Violated?"
Sokka: "I'll go with dirty."
Azula: "Mmmm...that you are."
Sokka: ".....What? What are you doing?"
Azula: "What do you mean what? I'm sexually harrassing you. I'm undressing you with my eyes since I can't do it for real in public....oh what the hell..."
Sokka: "Hey! heyheyheyhey! Whoa there! No touchy-touchy on the Sokky-Sokky! What is wrong with you?!"
Azula: "I've been trained to kill, main and murder for the glory of the Fire Nation. My own father turned me into a weapon. My uncle and brother brought the Avatar here to over throw my father, a few years later said Avatar's woman gives me a concussion which winds me up in the Fire Nation Funny Farm and this is the first time I've been out of my room without a straightjacket. Not to mention I NEED A MAN! I AM SEXY AND SINGLE!"
Sokka: "...."
Azula: "Too much information?"
Sokka: "....Noooo...but...But I was supposed to hit on you. Not the other way around."
Azula: "What? Just because I have ovaries doesn't mean I'm not allowed to be forceful. Is that it? 'Oh I'm a woman I can't do things that big strong men can.' Is that what you're saying?"
Sokka: "Yes! I mean...No!"
Azula: "Well? Say it! Be a man and just say it!"
Sokka: "Well, you see...."
Azula: "What did I just say? Are you a man or aren't you?"
Sokka: "Now, see? This is what..."
Azula: "Oh Agni, you're not a eunuch are you?"
Sokka: "......"
Azula: "Let me check."
Sokka: "Whoa!"
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Toph: "I don't know what's more fun. Fooling around on Appa's back while flying or 'watching' Snoozles get man handled by Azula."
Aang: "Let's put the first item to the test shall we?"
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Sokka: "Hey! Hey! Dang it woman! Slow down!"
Azula: "Now that's what I want to hear."
Sokka: "What?"
Azula: "And now you're a limp wristed pansy again. Oh well, I know where the starter switch is."
Sokka: "Sweet Ocean Spirit Almighty!"
Iroh: "Enjoying the festivities are we?"
Azula: "Oh yes Uncle. Oh yes."
Sokka: "Ye...Hey! Watch it! Ye..yeah ..Iroh..umm..whoa! Special place! Sokka's special place! Hands off!"
Iroh: "Well, I'll leave the 'partying' to you young folk. I'm old and my bones ache."
Azula: "Buh bye Uncle....is he gone?"
Sokka: "Yeah."
Azula: "Good. Now get away from me."
Sokka: "What? What happened to 'I NEED A MAN!'?"
Azula: "Hmmm? What did you say?"
Sokka: "I SAID: I NEED A MAN!"
Zuko: "Okay! We heard you the first time! We don't need to or want to know!"
Sokka: ".....You...."
Azula: "Yes?"
Sokka: "You used me again."
Azula: "So I did. Uncle was planning to get me hitched to some servile butt kisser's son I assume. Since he saw us together, I'm sure he'll drop the matter. Hmmm I need a manicure. You think your sister's carrying a nail file with her?"
Sokka: "You used me."
Azula: "You like to repeat yourself don't you? Yes I used you to get myself out of an unwanted situation. You should feel honored to be the plaything of Princess Azula, daughter of Fire Lord Ozai since passed, sister to Fire Prince Zuko, still emo-ing and niece to Fire Lord Iroh, still tea drinking and alive."
Sokka: "I find that to be incredibly hot."
Azula: "What?"
Sokka: "Maybe I like being used. Maybe deep down I'm just a dirty dirty boy."
Azula: "Ha. Ha. Nice try. I wrote the book on lies and scams. 'A' for effort though."
Sokka: "Oh, I'm not trying."
Azula: "Okay, back off. Unless you want a lightning bolt up the..."
Sokka: "Oooh. Zap me Princess. Zap your little slave."
Azula: "Oh you're good. You almost had me going there. Well you failed. I will not...MMMMMMMmmmmmphhmm!"
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Katara: "Zuko....why is Sokka shoving his tongue down your sister's throat? And why is she letting him?"
Zuko: "There is no fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little death that brings total oblivion. There is no fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little...."
Katara: "Lord Iroh..."
Iroh: "Ah...Young love. Reminds me so much of my own marriage."
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Aang: "Hmmm?"
Toph: "Aang? What's wrong?"
Aang: "N...Nothing. Though...Just thought I felt some kind of disturbance. Like a voice screaming out and then it was silenced."
Toph: "Well, the only screaming I want to hear is..."
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Zuko: "There is no fear. Fear is the mindkiller. Fear is the little death that brings total oblivion. There is no fear...."
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Post by kaibasgirl on Dec 6, 2007 17:03:44 GMT -5
MsJimmy, okay yay! I thought you were cause you weren't posting in here.
LOL. Yeah, I was thinking of that while typing them up. I couldn't find any pickup line that would top it, it was just so good! XD
marvel, XXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDROFL!!!!!!!! If I could die of laughter, I think that moment would be right now!
That gave me so much imagery it's not even funny. I think I'm going to illustrate that!
-karmas marvel-
um, guys, just to get this straight before I submit the info to Paraiba-chan. We're having a masquerade ball in Dracula's Castle, right? Is everyone okay with that?
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