Post by Kyatto on Dec 15, 2006 19:08:40 GMT -5
It's not crack because it canonically happened. Seriously.
I have evidence!
Exhibit A: Jet's smextacular grin upon seeing Zuko.
Notice the first part of Zuko that Jet saw was his butt. That grin? His way of saying "Hmmm....Nice @$$...."
Exhibit B: Zuko willingly helping Jet without being paid/feeling pity/being forced into it.
His inner gaydar went on a hormonal rampage the moment Jet came into focus so all he had to say was "Hey I know of a place where we can swipe free food" and he was like "Count me in." Of course that translate dto "Because after that I know of a dark room where we can have an uber smexy macking session where nobody will catch us."
Exhibit C: Every scene in the Serpent's Pass and The Drill the showed Zuko showed Jet. They also shared several "Bonding moment".
One of those bonding moments delved deeper in this fanfic.
They had more "moments" together in those two episodes, than all the eluded "Zutara" moments over the entire span of 40 episodes.
Exhibit D: Even though Jet was all "ZOMG NO FIREBENDER D:" upon Iroh being a moron and heating his tea, he was still hesitant about striking Zuko.
IWe know Jet, he likes to strike 'em down hard. If he was convinced he would've just taken them down. But he didn't, because part of him was still dead set on making Zuko his snookums/sexkitten.
Exhibit E: Jet was a little TOO eager for Zuko to join the Freedom Fighters.
I think Jet just wanted to keep Zuko closer for easier accessto the buttsecks.
Exhibit F: Jet spied on Zuko for a good several weeks. Who knows what he saw? *pervy thoughts*
I think that one explains itself.
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This evidence > the Zutara evidence like whoa.
See? Even the GAY is more canon than Zutara!
((Just kidding, I love Zutara and Maiko...but it does make you think....))
I have evidence!
Exhibit A: Jet's smextacular grin upon seeing Zuko.
Notice the first part of Zuko that Jet saw was his butt. That grin? His way of saying "Hmmm....Nice @$$...."
Exhibit B: Zuko willingly helping Jet without being paid/feeling pity/being forced into it.
His inner gaydar went on a hormonal rampage the moment Jet came into focus so all he had to say was "Hey I know of a place where we can swipe free food" and he was like "Count me in." Of course that translate dto "Because after that I know of a dark room where we can have an uber smexy macking session where nobody will catch us."
Exhibit C: Every scene in the Serpent's Pass and The Drill the showed Zuko showed Jet. They also shared several "Bonding moment".
One of those bonding moments delved deeper in this fanfic.
They had more "moments" together in those two episodes, than all the eluded "Zutara" moments over the entire span of 40 episodes.
Exhibit D: Even though Jet was all "ZOMG NO FIREBENDER D:" upon Iroh being a moron and heating his tea, he was still hesitant about striking Zuko.
IWe know Jet, he likes to strike 'em down hard. If he was convinced he would've just taken them down. But he didn't, because part of him was still dead set on making Zuko his snookums/sexkitten.
Exhibit E: Jet was a little TOO eager for Zuko to join the Freedom Fighters.
I think Jet just wanted to keep Zuko closer for easier access
Exhibit F: Jet spied on Zuko for a good several weeks. Who knows what he saw? *pervy thoughts*
I think that one explains itself.
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This evidence > the Zutara evidence like whoa.
See? Even the GAY is more canon than Zutara!
((Just kidding, I love Zutara and Maiko...but it does make you think....))