femaleairbender
Blue Spirit
Just a fool to believe I have anything she needs...She's like the wind...
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Post by femaleairbender on Dec 19, 2006 19:42:14 GMT -5
"Guys, don't scare Zuko out of the shipbash," femaleairbender tells ZukoxMe and Pleading Eyes, who are screaming their love for the banished fire prince. She is starting to wonder if coming was a good idea. femaleairbender has had bad experiences with fangirls and is considering leaving before any blood is shed.
femaleairbender eyes the refreshment table and decides having something to snack on wouldn't be a bad idea.
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Pleading Eyes
Kyoshi Mai
I feel violated... and crispy
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Post by Pleading Eyes on Dec 19, 2006 19:49:25 GMT -5
Pleading Eyes casts her vision to the floor, feeling suddenly ashamed. "I didn't mean to make him uncomfortable. dang my uncontrollable fangirl-urges!"
But suddenly, her eyes light up with an idea.
"Hey, ZukoXMe, let's make it up to Zuzu!" She grins mischievously, in Song and Zuko's direction. "Let's make sure they hook up." She says with a glint in her eye, trying to think up a plan.
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zukoxme
Agni Kai Aang
Rabid Zuko Fangirl
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Post by zukoxme on Dec 19, 2006 19:54:36 GMT -5
ZukoxMe cocks her head, her fangirlness covering her cleverness. "Ohhhh... Sure..." She says with a mischevious grin. PE and ZukoxMe walk over, but ZukoxMe pulls her over, and asks, "Define hook up." PE laughs.
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Post by Kataang's Supreme on Dec 19, 2006 20:02:02 GMT -5
Grand Fire Sage, still sitting over by the snack table, thinks about what he has just wittnessed. 'Fangirls... ... even General Grievous fears them.'.
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femaleairbender
Blue Spirit
Just a fool to believe I have anything she needs...She's like the wind...
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Post by femaleairbender on Dec 19, 2006 20:02:32 GMT -5
"Aw, don't feel bad," femaleairbender, who has gotten back from the refreshments table, assures ZukoxMe and Pleading Eyes. "See, my experiences with fangirls haven't been pleasant. I mean, I can understand being attracted to a fictional male character, think they're good-looking," femaleairbender pauses as she blushes slightly, thinking of a certain white-haired, gold-eyed, dog-eared half demon, "but seriously, going on about how you're a fictional male character's girlfriend or wife? That crosses the line, if you ask me.
"Anyway," femaleairbender continued, smiling, "can I help in getting Zuko and Song together?"
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zukoxme
Agni Kai Aang
Rabid Zuko Fangirl
Posts: 7,769
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Post by zukoxme on Dec 19, 2006 20:13:55 GMT -5
ZukoxMe smiles, and says "Sure! But first we need to find out what's stirring in PE's mind."
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Pleading Eyes
Kyoshi Mai
I feel violated... and crispy
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Post by Pleading Eyes on Dec 19, 2006 20:21:14 GMT -5
"Well first things first!" Pleading Eyes whispers to her cohorts. "We have to set the mood. Perhaps if Zuko's chest was suddenly in need of some of that ointment, and only Song could apply it..."
Pleading Eyes lookes around, making absolutely sure the FN Prince is out of earshot.
"And for that... we need to get Zuko out of that shirt."
Pleading Eyes looks at femaleairbender's refreshment, getting an idea. "I think, for once, some clumsiness may come useful."
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femaleairbender
Blue Spirit
Just a fool to believe I have anything she needs...She's like the wind...
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Post by femaleairbender on Dec 19, 2006 20:31:10 GMT -5
"What do you want us to do?" femaleairbender eagerly asks Pleading Eyes.
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zukoxme
Agni Kai Aang
Rabid Zuko Fangirl
Posts: 7,769
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Post by zukoxme on Dec 19, 2006 20:54:33 GMT -5
ZukoxMe smiled with an evil glint. "I'll help on the shirt part."
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Pleading Eyes
Kyoshi Mai
I feel violated... and crispy
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Post by Pleading Eyes on Dec 19, 2006 22:01:51 GMT -5
Pleading Eyes walked away for a moment, picking a wild White Jade blossom, a wicked grin spreading across her face.
"Alright, here's the plan." ZukoXMe, femaleairbender, and Pleading Eyes got into a huddle. It was a bit on the conspicuous side, but no one really paid attention, since fangirls are always doing strange things.
"One of us takes a drink from the refreshment table and accidentally bumps into Zuko, spilling the drink all over him.
"Next, another one of us should run up and offer to take Zuko's wet shirt for him. However, after you take his shirt and walk away, smear this all over it." Pleading Eyes held up the White Jade plant. "Then go back and return his shirt. Zuko should begin to have a reaction to the plant's poison entering his skin."
Pleading Eyes realized the idea of purposely poisoning Zuko sounded insane, cruel even. But she suspected that by the end of the evening, if all went as planned, Zuko wouldn't mind so much.
"When Zuko's chest begins to itch uncomfortably, the third one of us will make a comment, suggesting that Song take Zuko somewhere more private and see to him immediately, just in case he's having an allergic reaction or something. Song, being a healer, will recognize what's wrong and treat Zuko. And in the process they'll be alone, with Zuko shirtless, Song caressing Zuko's inflamed skin, the perfect atmosphere for maybe a kiss..." Pleading Eyes made a swiping gesture with her arm, leaving the rest to the imagination.
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Post by sapphirestar on Dec 20, 2006 2:35:16 GMT -5
Sapphire, who was standing close by with some refreshments, overhears Pleading Eye's plan. 'What a brilliant idea,' she thinks. 'Zuko sure won't mind it in the end, no doubt about that.' She looked over in Zuko and Song's direction. They were blushing and giving each other shy glances and smiles as they danced. It was obvious that the two were in love, and all they needed was a little nudge to make the final step. Sapphire smiled, took a sip of her tea, and waited patiently for Pleading Eye's plan to unfold.
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zukoxme
Agni Kai Aang
Rabid Zuko Fangirl
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Post by zukoxme on Dec 20, 2006 7:41:23 GMT -5
ZukoxMe said, "Count me in. But.. *looks at watch* it's school in reality, and I have to go now! I'll be back! Don't start the plan without me!" She waves and runs off.
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inuyatta
FN Aang
The joy of SoKo comes at a heavy price...my sleep, for example
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Post by inuyatta on Dec 20, 2006 15:37:37 GMT -5
Inuyatta tapped her chin in thought after eavesdropping on the plan.
'In theory, it sounds like a good idea...until Zuko loses it and turns them all into ash...' she thought, hobbling off the cot and deciding to pull the burn ointment jars off the shelf.
"I think I'm feeling a bit better, so perhaps I'll go set the mood by looking for some fireflies..."
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zukoxme
Agni Kai Aang
Rabid Zuko Fangirl
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Post by zukoxme on Dec 20, 2006 16:59:23 GMT -5
ZukoxMe comes running back in, and sees the shelf is missing the ointement jars. "Oh no!" she cries. She runs to PE and Sapphire. "Guys, we have a problem. The ointement jars are missing!!"
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Pleading Eyes
Kyoshi Mai
I feel violated... and crispy
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Post by Pleading Eyes on Dec 20, 2006 17:21:50 GMT -5
But Pleading Eyes is already heading for Zuko, refreshment in hand, too far to hear ZukoXMe's warning.
A sense of panic spreads through the group, realizing that without the ointment, Song won't be able to heal Zuko! The plan has to be aborted! Someone has to stop Pleading Eyes!
But she's almost there, she's so close... just a few more steps...
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